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I must admit that onion is not a major turn on for me either. I hate it
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Sex God
Southern Comfort 
It all stems bk from when i used to drink it when i was 18...
I can't touch the stuff now... and when i smell it... it reminds me of the nite i was violently sick off it
It all stems bk from when i used to drink it when i was 18...
I can't touch the stuff now... and when i smell it... it reminds me of the nite i was violently sick off it
Same as most people with the onion thing, ewwwww, and garlic breath!!!
When people fart in front of others - not only pees me right off, cos I think it's disrespectful, but the stench can literally make me gag
On the other hand, accidental farts, when they look really shocked for doing it, will have me creased up for hours on end
Another one I find totally disrespectful is in clubs when guys stick their knob in front of your face, and they stink
Every club I go to has, at the very least, a shower, more often than not a complete wet area. Being naked anyway, it's hardly a big effort to have a quick wash down, when they can't even be bothered to do that but expect you to enjoy their BO, I get a tad annoyed........ I give respect by spending 2 hours getting ready to go to a club, and even once there have another shower/jacuzzi/swim, and think it's a bluddy cheek when a guy expects you to play and they smell like they haven't been near water for days :x Puts me right off it does! Thankfully it hasn't happened often, but it has happened a couple of times :shock:
The smell of the kitchen the day after cooking smoked fish, ewwwwww!! Takes ages for the smell to go, tis horrid
When people fart in front of others - not only pees me right off, cos I think it's disrespectful, but the stench can literally make me gag
On the other hand, accidental farts, when they look really shocked for doing it, will have me creased up for hours on end
Another one I find totally disrespectful is in clubs when guys stick their knob in front of your face, and they stink
Every club I go to has, at the very least, a shower, more often than not a complete wet area. Being naked anyway, it's hardly a big effort to have a quick wash down, when they can't even be bothered to do that but expect you to enjoy their BO, I get a tad annoyed........ I give respect by spending 2 hours getting ready to go to a club, and even once there have another shower/jacuzzi/swim, and think it's a bluddy cheek when a guy expects you to play and they smell like they haven't been near water for days :x Puts me right off it does! Thankfully it hasn't happened often, but it has happened a couple of times :shock:The smell of the kitchen the day after cooking smoked fish, ewwwwww!! Takes ages for the smell to go, tis horrid
I was making some stock one day during the winter, using cow bones. I went out and forgot about it. A few hours later I returned to a flat full of smoke. One of the worst smells I can recall. It lingered for about 2 weeks. Not that I was out pulling to take people back and experience it of course.
But generally its lack of hygiene and cleanliness I don't like. I also don't appreciate overpowering perfumes.
But generally its lack of hygiene and cleanliness I don't like. I also don't appreciate overpowering perfumes.
Sex God
Chemical overload
Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate a nice scent as well as the next guy, but some of you girls just go sooooooo over the top. Give me the natural, clean smell of a woman any day.
I suppose I am a little biased as i do like to use my tongue in more than just the intimate places and there is nothing worse than gently frenching my way across a lovely soft skinned body only to have my taste buds accosted by what can only be described as the outflow from an ICI factory.
<<<<<<< running for the hills
Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate a nice scent as well as the next guy, but some of you girls just go sooooooo over the top. Give me the natural, clean smell of a woman any day.
I suppose I am a little biased as i do like to use my tongue in more than just the intimate places and there is nothing worse than gently frenching my way across a lovely soft skinned body only to have my taste buds accosted by what can only be described as the outflow from an ICI factory.
<<<<<<< running for the hills
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Chemical overload
Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate a nice scent as well as the next guy, but some of you girls just go sooooooo over the top. Give me the natural, clean smell of a woman any day.
I suppose I am a little biased as i do like to use my tongue in more than just the intimate places and there is nothing worse than gently frenching my way across a lovely soft skinned body only to have my taste buds accosted by what can only be described as the outflow from an ICI factory.
<<<<<<< running for the hills
<<<<<<< doesn't do perfume :lol2: Both my exes were allergic and I guess I just kinda got used to not using it :lol2: Always smell fresh as a daisy though
Do daisies actually smell?? 
lolMy pet hate re ucky smells is: sweat that has been there for a while uuughhhh!! Although I actually find freshish sweat on a man rather a turn on, especially in the throes of or post you know what :rascal: must be that pheramone thing :dunno:
Possibly the science thing or that reassuring feeling that someone's worked for their pleasure.
Sex God
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Chemical overload
Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate a nice scent as well as the next guy, but some of you girls just go sooooooo over the top. Give me the natural, clean smell of a woman any day.
I suppose I am a little biased as i do like to use my tongue in more than just the intimate places and there is nothing worse than gently frenching my way across a lovely soft skinned body only to have my taste buds accosted by what chttp://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/posting.php?mode=smilies
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<<<<<<< running for the hills
<<<<<<< doesn't do perfume :lol2: Both my exes were allergic and I guess I just kinda got used to not using it :lol2: Always smell fresh as a daisy though
Do daisies actually smell?? lolMy pet hate re ucky smells is: sweat that has been there for a while uuughhhh!! Although I actually find freshish sweat on a man rather a turn on, especially in the throes of or post you know what :rascal: must be that pheramone thing :dunno: :inlove:
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McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc etc
Just walking past those places makes me want to heave!
I know what you mean :gagged:
It smells even worse the next day too. When I used to work in the hospital I had to bus it there and waiting in the city centre at 6am on a summer's morning, knee deep in takeaway wrappers from the nightclub revellers is enough to turn your stomach
Same as the others. When we have meets we are always minded that we can only eat lettuce! seriously tho we only have plain food the times we meet people -we are serious about hygiene and even when we start playing we have our toothbrushes in my bag and wet wipes!
I once went out with a guy who's brain must've switched off at the "cleaning under the foreskin" part of a shower... eewww :huh:
seriously tho we only have plain food the times we meet people -we are serious about hygiene and even when we start playing we have our toothbrushes in my bag and wet wipes! I once went out with a guy who's brain must've switched off at the "cleaning under the foreskin" part of a shower... eewww :huh:
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Chemical overload
Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate a nice scent as well as the next guy, but some of you girls just go sooooooo over the top. Give me the natural, clean smell of a woman any day.
I suppose I am a little biased as i do like to use my tongue in more than just the intimate places and there is nothing worse than gently frenching my way across a lovely soft skinned body only to have my taste buds accosted by what can only be described as the outflow from an ICI factory.
<<<<<<< running for the hills
And what about those deodorant antiperspirants that if you happen to kiss on the spayed patch, suck all the moisture from your lips and face leaving you looking like an Egyptian tomb creature.
Cigarette smoke for me, I loathe it. :taz:
Guilty, I love cheese and Onion sarnies
Its not quite related but I can't stand the smell in dried flower shops... Thankfully they seem to have dropped from being all the rage..
The only other smell that springs straight to mind is the... dare I say it lol... Stale pee smell on a woman!! Once and Only once lol.. Lovely looking very very trendy looked and seemed the part but holy mother of God when things warmed up I had to really make out I was suddenly ill... another few seconds and i would have been anyway. How can you tell someone to go and hose themselves off before you have lunch ff's!!
Mike xxx
The only other smell that springs straight to mind is the... dare I say it lol... Stale pee smell on a woman!! Once and Only once lol.. Lovely looking very very trendy looked and seemed the part but holy mother of God when things warmed up I had to really make out I was suddenly ill... another few seconds and i would have been anyway. How can you tell someone to go and hose themselves off before you have lunch ff's!!
Mike xxx
Orgasminator
Bubbly hates the smell of ep90, can't think were that comes from :lol::lol:
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Quote by jaymar
im gunna say a smnell for all the lads...the smell when you walk past places like lush is absolutely gross...i just cant take it...urrrggggggg
arggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! blasphemous!!!!
How dare you dis the Lush Shop!!! 
:kick: :kissmyarse:Actually at the risk of upsetting Shireen, I walked into a lush shop when I was away with Stormy somewhere and had to leave as the smell was absolutely overpowering :cry: bit of a shame really because it was so interesting in there. It's amazing what you can get into a bit of soap these days
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im gunna say a smnell for all the lads...the smell when you walk past places like lush is absolutely gross...i just cant take it...urrrggggggg
arggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! blasphemous!!!!
How dare you dis the Lush Shop!!! :kick: :kissmyarse:Actually at the risk of upsetting Shireen, I walked into a lush shop when I was away with Stormy somewhere and had to leave as the smell was absolutely overpowering :cry: bit of a shame really because it was so interesting in there. It's amazing what you can get into a bit of soap these days
:thumbup: I hate the smell of the "Lush" shop it's just too much!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
im gunna say a smnell for all the lads...the smell when you walk past places like lush is absolutely gross...i just cant take it...urrrggggggg
arggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! blasphemous!!!!
How dare you dis the Lush Shop!!! :kick: :kissmyarse:Actually at the risk of upsetting Shireen, I walked into a lush shop when I was away with Stormy somewhere and had to leave as the smell was absolutely overpowering :cry: bit of a shame really because it was so interesting in there. It's amazing what you can get into a bit of soap these days
:thumbup: I hate the smell of the "Lush" shop it's just too much!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Shireen! Shireen! Where the hell are you????!!!!
This is Lush war!
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one smell that makes me want to sprint past is "Subway" - how people can actually go inside there and eat I don't know! Our teenagers love it - but then thats teenagers I suppose!!!!
Sex God
For me its:
*Cheese quavers
*Lambrini (the smell reminds me of the vomit I used to bring up in my teenage years)
*Coffee
*Ashtrays full of fag ends
And like Ladyfeebee land fill sites and vanilla perfumes and sprays etc.
Miss Cream xxx
*Cheese quavers
*Lambrini (the smell reminds me of the vomit I used to bring up in my teenage years)
*Coffee
*Ashtrays full of fag ends
And like Ladyfeebee land fill sites and vanilla perfumes and sprays etc.
Miss Cream xxx
