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i must be in the wrong room.
you people make me smile, i try the site with a reasonable request an recieve intimidation.
try to sort out your own lives before giving me worthless advice.
while you are thinking and pretending others are doing.
so sleep well tonight with the pillow between your legs.
fast and loose
You're in the wrong section - should go into the LMU section. I'll let a mod know
Quote by the pope
hi, looking for a male for a birthdaysuprise for my horny wife.
age34 blond , slim, area mid june.
we have dabbled in the past but are very clean.
she will be blindfolded.
looking for a clean w/e male who can please a woman.
pics on request.

Is the surprise that she's getting another male who she doesn't know, or just a general surprise (that she won't be expecting at all)?
Quote by the pope
hi, looking for a male for a birthdaysuprise for my horny wife.

A surprise? Does your wife know of this *surprise*? confused
Tracy-Jayne
Just a thought, but have you sounded her out to get a feel for whether she'd actually appreciate this or not? If you haven't, I think it might be very prudent of you - if you value your bollocks!
this is something she will enjoy.
as i say we are not total novices.
she a very horny woman.
All sensible questions of course , but lets not discourage him completely . It will make for such an amusing after story if he hasn't asked her at all !
We have had a one or two requests like yours before, and I will say what I said the last time: I have enjoyed a number of MFM threesomes with couples, but I would avoid a scenario like yours like the plague. I would advise people only to play with others where there is full agreement beforehand by all participants. A scenario like yours is fraught with danger - how on earth can you be sure that your partner will be in the mood for a "surprise" as you call it? Complications could so easily occur, at worst an assault charge!
Mike.
:shock: She may well be horny and you say you've 'dabbled' but I'd still make bloody sure she's going to like it BEFORE you give her the 'surprise'. What makes you think she will enjoy it? Has she told you or are you just assuming?
Quote by Silk and Big G
All sensible questions of course , but lets not discourage him completely . It will make for such an amusing after story if he hasn't asked her at all !

Yes he could post the story here!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45149.html
Quote by da69ve
All sensible questions of course , but lets not discourage him completely . It will make for such an amusing after story if he hasn't asked her at all !

Yes he could post the story here!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45149.html
Be even funnier if she posts it lol :lol:
more to the point... what is the pope doing with a wife??????
bloody hell... kept that one quiet????? you'll be telling me pope and mrs P don't live in the vatican next
shatter my catholic faith why don't you....
sean xxxxxxx
i am only a twice a year catholic anyway... christmas and easter
not much to really shatter....
Quote by fabio grooverider
more to the point... what is the pope doing with a wife??????
bloody hell... kept that one quiet????? you'll be telling me pope and mrs P don't live in the vatican next
shatter my catholic faith why don't you....
sean xxxxxxx
i am only a twice a year catholic anyway... christmas and easter
not much to really shatter....

You didn't attend the reception then? Bloody right old knees up, it was lol
Quote by the pope
i must be in the wrong room.
you people make me smile, i try the site with a reasonable request an recieve intimidation.
try to sort out your own lives before giving me worthless advice.
while you are thinking and pretending others are doing.
so sleep well tonight with the pillow between your legs.
fast and loose

You can't get rid of your message once it's been quoted. Maybe you meant to add to your own thread instead of editing out your original request?
Quote by the pope
i must be in the wrong room.
you people make me smile, i try the site with a reasonable request an recieve intimidation.
try to sort out your own lives before giving me worthless advice.
while you are thinking and pretending others are doing.
so sleep well tonight with the pillow between your legs.
fast and loose

Dont let the door hit your ass on the way out , happy . xx
go gym and sort out them ripples old timer
Quote by the pope
go gym and sort out them ripples old timer

Not quite sure who you mean here - is the gym /ripples relevant or are you just being abusive?
Quote by the pope
i must be in the wrong room.
you people make me smile, i try the site with a reasonable request an recieve intimidation.
try to sort out your own lives before giving me worthless advice.
while you are thinking and pretending others are doing.
so sleep well tonight with the pillow between your legs.
fast and loose

have i pissed off the pope....... wow......
i thought i was being nice and friendly... so i take it i am going to hell now... :shock: :shock: :shock:
i was going to wish you like in your seach... but seeing as you had god on your side i didn't think you needed it.......
im talking about the chubby one in the boots
Quote by the pope
i must be in the wrong room.
you people make me smile, i try the site with a reasonable request an recieve intimidation.
try to sort out your own lives before giving me worthless advice.
while you are thinking and pretending others are doing.
so sleep well tonight with the pillow between your legs.
fast and loose

erm with respect this place is alot better off without people like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
close the door behinde you.............if u dont want advice dont ask for it mad :x :x
Quote by the pope
im talking about the chubby one in the boots

No need to make personal remarks about anyone, particularly if they are insulting.
I've locked the door with that person on the outside.
mad
Quote by Jags
I've locked the door with that person on the outside.
mad

good on ya jags!!!!!!! im glad its gone biggrin
louxxxxxxxx
Quote by bailiffs
I've locked the door with that person on the outside.
mad

good on ya jags!!!!!!! im glad its gone biggrin
louxxxxxxxx
Me too - more twatty nonsense than a gal can stand in one day!!
lol :lol:
As the usual supplier of the twatty nonsense I would like to thank Jags as well xxxxx
( it was me he was trying to bait , although how he knew I was wearing boots I have no idea ..............given the chance I'd happily insert one in his ring though , hobnails and all )
what the earth am i suppose to say in confession... i pissed off the pope!!!!
wonder how many our fathers and hail mary's i am going to have to say for that....
sean xxxxxxxxxx
silk... you and your boots are ravishing hunny xxxxxxxxx
Thankyou Sean :-) I took for granted she was ravishing , unfortunately its G typing and I just look like a lost Irish navvy in my hobnails :-)
Dont worry X we arent all that bad , as long as you have a GSOH and you seem well endowed that way x
Quote by fabio grooverider
what the earth am i suppose to say in confession... i pissed off the pope!!!!
wonder how many our fathers and hail mary's i am going to have to say for that....
sean xxxxxxxxxx
silk... you and your boots are ravishing hunny xxxxxxxxx

Sean, that might have been Big G who was typing lol
Xman, you're supposed to be watching 'The Contender'.