Smokin' - no, really, I mean it....

1 Aug 2005

Has anyone mentioned that you shouldn't throw fags out of the window in petrol stations? Especially when there's a nice policeman sitting watching you in his car Alex?

1 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
glad i didn't post the story about the day we boloxed things up at work and set fire to that big factory, 20 fire engines called out, the street shut and the surrounding industrial estate evacuated- all while i was 2000 miles away pissed up in a beach bar.
if i'd have posted that i wouldn't be going to swinger heaven :bounce:
a narrow escape for me

You have already posted a non-fire related tale - your place in the great play-room in the sky is assured, so please continue :twisted: biggrin

2 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Has anyone mentioned that you shouldn't throw fags out of the window in petrol stations? Especially when there's a nice policeman sitting watching you in his car Alex?

Oops - slight oversight confused

I didnt click that we were in a petrol station straight away, and when I did, then seen the police car, I panicked :shock:

2 Aug 2005

Quote by BrummyMatt
Please, can we got off the subject of all things pyro - accidental or otherwise - any embarresment is sufficient, just a bit less burning - please!
Thank you M2PU - remind me to buy you a pint when I see you at a munch :thumbup:

Many years ago whilst i was living in a place with an en-suite bathroom i went to stay with an old friend for the weekend. His place was a new build and he had only been in there a few weeks. Anyway's, we went out for the night and got well leathered, went for a curry, headed back to his place, had a couple more drinks and retired to our rooms ... wasted lol

The next morning at breakfast my friend mentioned that he thought there must a leak on the landing as there was a wet patch near the window. When we left the house i noticed that the grass was dry and that it could not of rained that night ? .. Then it dawned on me, the layout of the floor plan of my mates bedroom/landing was the same as my bedroom/en-suite, but instead of a toilet on the far wall in the next room he had a window sill redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
I never confessed to him but i have not got drunk on a stay over at his place since :lol:
Matt
PS; i once woke up in a burning bed but i guess that you don't want to hear about that wink

I had a similar experience. After a night on the batter with my then gf's now wife's brother, he slept in a sleeeping bag on the floor and I in the single bed in my student flat. We were very very drunk!
Next day I woke up to find I was in the sleeping bag on the floor and he was in the bed!
I asked him what the score was and he just looked disgusted and called me a dirty bastard!
Turns out he woke up in the middle of the night to find me standing up facing my desk with my back to him. He said what the fuck are you up to there? at which point I turned round, cock in hand and completely sprayed him with a flood of hot piss!
I had got up in a drunken stupor and mistaken my desk for the bog.
His response was to make me sleep in my own piss soaked sleeping bag while he claimed the bed.
Sad to say that is not my only midnight inappropriate pissing adventure sad

4 Aug 2005

Just got to catch this up after being away for a few days so I'm bumping this to see the response!

4 Aug 2005

I confess I took a disliking to a yellow box mounted on a pole not far from my home a little while ago so with the help of a willing accomplice an old car tyre and a gallon of petrol I accidentally put said tyre with petrol in over yellow box and it then caught fire somehow redface

Result me stinking of petrol the rest of the night and a headline in local rag about mindless vandalism in the village surprised

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I'd like to say i'm really sorry if anyone was disturbed by the fire brigade that turned out late that night slightly too late to save the nasty yellow box...