Smutty, slutty or just downright dirty

28 Apr 2009

I'm having a clearout and refresh of my toy/sexy clothes collection.
Whaddya reckon?
First on the list is/was a pair of boots - black, thigh boots. They'll be delivered shortly.
Not sure what I fancy purchasing toy or clothes-wise so, here I am, throwing myself at the mercy of the forumites for some inspiration!
What do you think every good (or not so good! :twisted smile

SH-er should have in their toybox?
:rascal:

28 Apr 2009

ice cubes
plenty of batteries
nipple clamps
pvc tape
pink fluffy handcuffs

28 Apr 2009

different types of lube
A mask
A whip
Crotchless knickers

28 Apr 2009

Leather Gloves :twisted:

28 Apr 2009

hitachi magic wand :bounce:

28 Apr 2009

Quote by splendid_
hitachi magic wand :bounce:

Are you on commission? :grin:
Uniforms dressie up stuff! :bounce:
Mal
wink

28 Apr 2009

Try the toys section over there in the shopping section <<<<<<< it seems they have certain items at 70% off in the sale!!
lol

28 Apr 2009

A nice whip and a nice cane mad

:x :x :x
steve ( and a naughty boy to go with it ? )

28 Apr 2009

ooh definatly a whip and a ice maker biggrin

28 Apr 2009

Hmmm... till I win the lottery or get a payrise the wand will have to stay on the wishlist.
Might have to get a mask though :twisted:
Got a whip and various others mentioned.
Any other ideas?

28 Apr 2009

me
lp

28 Apr 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
me
lp

Oooh, they do you in travel size then? Or are you just really bendy? wink

28 Apr 2009

Quote by noladreams
me
lp

Oooh, they do you in travel size then? Or are you just really bendy? wink

desicated... just add water
lp

28 Apr 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
me
lp

Oooh, they do you in travel size then? Or are you just really bendy? wink

desicated... just add water
lp
So you are not a mogwai then?

28 Apr 2009

errrm?
lp

28 Apr 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
errrm?
lp

From the film 'Gremlins' a mogwai was a creature that couldnt get wet.
Don't mind me, I'm having phone hassles, its altered my state of mind.

28 Apr 2009

Quote by essex34m
errrm?
lp

From the film 'Gremlins' a mogwai was a creature that couldnt get wet.
Don't mind me, I'm having phone hassles, its altered my state of forms of moisture can send me into a ravenous beasty with teeth and all that... is that what you meant?
lp

28 Apr 2009

The memoirs of John Major,
The boxed set of Harry Potter Films (In Dutch)
A cheeseboard (with grater)
A lifesize cut out of Colonel Gaddafi
A smiling face pic of Norman Lamont.
A Chesney Hawkes CD
A left handed key.
Three dozen artichokes.
And the Haynes Manual for a 1973 Austin Allegro.
Believe me... with the right person, it's a recipe for an orgy of debauchery.

29 Apr 2009

I think if you went down to a decent builders yard and asked for a roofers kit.
You get rope for bondage
a bucket for water sports
lead beating hammer for flagellation
roofing felt burner for extreme s+m
waterproof membranes for sex in oil
should keep you occupied for a while..........

29 Apr 2009

Quote by Sarah
nipple clamps

Or, in these financially challenging times we live in, an assortment of wooden and plastic clothes pegs with an half decent spring. ;)
N x x x ;)

29 Apr 2009

Quote by Ms_Whips
errrm?
lp

From the film 'Gremlins' a mogwai was a creature that couldnt get wet.
Don't mind me, I'm having phone hassles, its altered my state of forms of moisture can send me into a ravenous beasty with teeth and all that... is that what you meant?
lp
drip.....drip.....drip.....
is that enough ravenous beasty?
whips :taz:

29 Apr 2009

Quote by neilinleeds
nipple clamps

Or, in these financially challenging times we live in, an assortment of wooden and plastic clothes pegs with an half decent spring. ;)
N x x x ;)
You been routing through my box then?!? :shock: lol

Definately rope, mask (personally prefer gas masks.. but any is sexy), whip, playwear (material dependant on individual) bondage tape, variety of toys. wink

29 Apr 2009

Bloody 'ell, where did you spring up from? :shock: biggrin

'ello you, long time no see! passionkiss

It's like 2006 all over again in 'ere lately. ;)
N x x x ;)

29 Apr 2009

Quote by neilinleeds
Bloody 'ell, where did you spring up from? :shock: 'ello you, long time no see! It's like 2006 all over again in 'ere lately. ;)
N x x x ;)

Good, innit? wink

29 Apr 2009

Quote by Freckledbird
Bloody 'ell, where did you spring up from? :shock: 'ello you, long time no see! It's like 2006 all over again in 'ere lately. ;)
N x x x ;)

Good, innit? wink

Hell yeah!! lol

2 May 2009

As to the 'dessicated man', our version is not re-hydrated, he is re-beered. Add beer and watch a number of things swell.
Perhaps we should open that out to the floor for suggestions of what they think that is...?

2 May 2009

Marigolds
Whipped Cream
Sparkley Wine and Strawberries
Rubber Mattress cover
Olive oil
And the most importmant ingriendiant....someone to enjoy the above with biggrin

2 May 2009

If you like different sensations on your skin, get a butchers glove!
I visited a dungeon with some friends a while and came across what looked like a very fine chain mail glove. We all tried it out and it felt great against the skin but at the time I had no idea what it was. I only found out when watching "Great British Menu" a couple of weeks ago redface

- a metal mesh butchers glove!

3 May 2009

Quote by Serendipity
If you like different sensations on your skin, get a butchers glove!
I visited a dungeon with some friends a while and came across what looked like a very fine chain mail glove. We all tried it out and it felt great against the skin but at the time I had no idea what it was. I only found out when watching "Great British Menu" a couple of weeks ago - a metal mesh butchers glove!

:shock: Ooooh, sounds intriguing!

5 May 2009

I'd get a leather hood with straps/chains on it - make sure I had total control of his head wink