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Unknown User
Question - does any one else sneeze after making love ??? - cos i do confused
Libra__Love
Sex God
No.
But sometimes I fanny fart :shock:
:giggle:
RedHot
Sex God
Maybe you should stop doing it in fields of corn or get yourself some hayfever tablets dunno :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
Jon
Orgasminator
Quote by Libra-Love
No.
But sometimes I fanny fart :shock:
:giggle:

I've been told off for saying "fanny fart" and was told "Love-Puff" isSOOOO much more acceptable biggrin lol :lol:
foxylady__123
Sex God
At the moment i sneeze all the time, due to flu!!
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Jon
I've been told off for saying "fanny fart" and was told "Love-Puff" is SOOOO much more acceptable biggrin lol :lol:

A Love Puff :shock:
Who the blazes suggested that one :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its a Fanny Fart and yeah I do them too sometimes rolleyes
Dawn bolt
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by Jon
I've been told off for saying "fanny fart" and was told "Love-Puff" is SOOOO much more acceptable biggrin lol :lol:

I love it!! :grin:
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've been told off for saying "fanny fart" and was told "Love-Puff" is SOOOO much more acceptable biggrin lol :lol:

A Love Puff :shock:
Who the blazes suggested that one :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its a Fanny Fart and yeah I do them too sometimes rolleyes
Dawn bolt
Let me just state here and now that it was not ME!!! :shock: :roll:
Think it must have been one of his old flames . . . wink :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
warwick
Sex God
to avoid these love puff problems you just have to find a man with a small knob
Right form an orderley queue :shock:
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by warwick
to avoid these love puff problems you just have to find a man with a small knob
Right form an orderley queue :shock:

Oh no, i think you have that wrong!! I think there is less chance of fanny farts with a big knob, because there is less space for air!!
warwick
Sex God
foiled again :cry:
still cant blame a man for trying lol
Unknown User
Thanks guys -but what about my sneezing problem !!
Libra__Love
Sex God
Ok, try this....
Vacuum, turn and air your mattress. Maybe you have a problem with bed-mites.
If that doesn't solve your problem maybe your allergic to sex rolleyes
drawist
Warming the Bed
Just a thought do you put anything up your nose that you shouldn't when sexing.
Other thought could it be a reaction to perfume or a body spray.
Sneezing could always be a lost and very ancient orgasm.
Keep experimenting until you find a solution
Unknown User
No don't use anything (up the nose) may be it could be perfume - must stop wearing it!
Unknown User
Quote by drawist
Sneezing could always be a lost and very ancient orgasm.
Do I remember a joke posted the other day "Woman on a plane, keeps sneezing, everytime she sneezes gets an orgasm? - bloke in the next seat asks - What do you take for it? - Snuff"
Fine for a woman, but for a bloke that orgasms every time he sneezes! :shock:
I think more information is needed for an accurated diagnosis:
When does this sneezing occur then, after all any sexual contact, or just after ejaculation? what about oral sex and masturbating?
I sometimes get an uncontrollable fit of the giggles during a really good orgasm. redface
lhk
Kat
Unknown User
sneezing starts 2 or 3 minutes after orgasm - hope this helps the diagnosis
kentgiant
Warming the Bed
Rather that fanny fart or love puff ,how about a pussy pssssss lol or vaginal voosh
as usual my my heavily below average intellect has burnt itself out
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
No.
But sometimes I fanny fart :shock:
:giggle:

PMSL so do i mad Love puff rofl!! Classic!
PS. I think its just down to how energetic you get!!
Unknown User
Quote by pre-amble
sneezing starts 2 or 3 minutes after orgasm - hope this helps the diagnosis

If its starting so quickly maybe its something that your partner is wearing. Perfume, body spray or something similar.
6 minutes is a very short time to get a reaction:-
1 minute foreplay
2 minutes making love
and 3 minutes post orgasm
equals your 6 minutes
In the name of research, perhaps i should come over and see if i start sneezing as well, just in the name of research you understand lol
Unknown User
Quote by GenHertsCpl
No.
But sometimes I fanny fart :shock:
:giggle:

PMSL so do i mad Love puff rofl!! Classic!
PS. I think its just down to how energetic you get!!
I do that to somtimes redface