Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Snoring!

last reply
11 replies
684 views
1 watcher
0 likes
Vix
Sex God
Bloody hell!
Someone make it stop!!!!!!!!
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Vix
Bloody hell!
Someone make it stop!!!!!!!!

Me: If I snore, wake me up
Her: OK
Me: ZZzz
Her: Oy!
Me: ZZZzzz
Her: OY!!
Me: Huh?
Her: You're snoring.
Me: What? You woke me up just to tell me that??
Vix
Sex God
I hate you.
I hate you ALL!
(gizza snog)
VenusnMars
Sex God
Too weird, I was thinking of starting this thread :shock:
Venusxxx
well_busty_babe
Sex God
but NOONE snores as loud as the tongue!!! ffs. i have thought about smothering him with a pillow loads of times!!!!
Kezz____amp____Suff
Warming the Bed
Lolz lol
The pillow scenario has entered my head more than once I can tell you!
It's when he wakes himself up and then glares at me as if it's my fault that makes me laugh . . . surprised
Vix
Sex God
Quote by Kezz & Suff
The pillow scenario has entered my head more than once I can tell you!

Tried that on my ex husband. It doesn't work. He's still alive.
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Well se7en swears by foam earplugs redface
Available in all good chemists surprisedops:
dirty__tyres
Forum Virgin
Learn to sleep on your front like me! I snore if I sleep on my annoys me is people who deny they snore - how do you know you're f**king asleep!
On a similar line can anyone tame my flatulence today,I seem to be a little pump factory today rolleyes Sorry if you were eating !
Calista
Sex God
Those foam earplugs do work (boots sell them).
I sent Morbius for a nose job .... worked too he isn't have as bad as he was.
Steve_Lincs
Sex God
Clare snores like mad sometimes,and she always seems to be facing me when she does it confused :shock:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
We went on a camping munch last summer with some friends from another board , there were about ten tents in all . The first night we all embibed an awful lot of foaming ale and sang and flashed around the camp fire until wee small hours . Imagine my surprise when I arose from my sleeping bag at what I thought was a very early hour to find that EVERYONE else had been up ages !
Someone snoring in an adjacent tent had woken them from their drunken sleep apparently , although I never heard a thing ! Fancy that.
G