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The fact that BB would have my bollocks for a necklace :shock:
So .... what puts you off?
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Quote by Cubes
We could do Kinect thoughKinect adventures can be played online :cool: Naked Kinect adventures anyone :rascal:
It's been announced recently that Micro$oft will soon be providing support for app development that interfaces Kinect with PCs....
More here....
Maybe worth a mention in the site suggestions thread? ;-)
Apologies in advance for the slight hijack here :twisted:
Opening the Kinect to modders is of course interesting but will it provide anything useful? The problem I find with modders are a large percentage of them seem obsessed with making something do something that something else already does :-? Therefore in the long run what they do is often totally pointless. Its more of a personal challenge to a lot of them to see if they can get that machine to do that task. There seem to be very few modders who actually work on making anything do anything new or useful
I am a long term member of a community where one of the prime aims is to restore on line services for games that have had services terminated. Getting anyone to work on this kind of stuff is very hard work. It seems many modders would rather see if they can make a PS3 emulate a ZX spectrum or run linux when you can already emulate a ZX spectrum and run Linux on 57000 other machines 
Modding always interesting but in the end they just seem to irritate me a lot. 
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Quote by tweeky
We could do Kinect though
It's been announced recently that Micro$oft will soon be providing support for app development that interfaces Kinect with PCs....
More here....
Maybe worth a mention in the site suggestions thread? ;-)
Apologies in advance for the slight hijack here :twisted:
Opening the Kinect to modders is of course interesting but will it provide anything useful? The problem I find with modders are a large percentage of them seem obsessed with making something do something that something else already does :-? Therefore in the long run what they do is often totally pointless. Its more of a personal challenge to a lot of them to see if they can get that machine to do that task. There seem to be very few modders who actually work on making anything do anything new or useful
I am a long term member of a community where one of the prime aims is to restore on line services for games that have had services terminated. Getting anyone to work on this kind of stuff is very hard work. It seems many modders would rather see if they can make a PS3 emulate a ZX spectrum or run linux when you can already emulate a ZX spectrum and run Linux on 57000 other machines Modding always interesting but in the end they just seem to irritate me a lot.Woah!! Thats a whole other language!!
<<<< Techy biff
Sex God
Provided the people are whom they have represented themselves to be and everyone is comfortable, they then need to be clean and sweet smelling..I almost forgot sober, drunks who I don't know well enough to overlook it are not gettin into bed with me. I couldn't care less about dress sense or lack of it, and intellect was never part of the criteria so by this stage we're all on common ground. Of course being a single guy they probably didn't expect me to turn up anyway. I've got to agree with Ben too, that some people are just creepy, but I have done a bit of escort work so I've no apprehensions about meeting new people, been there so many times and met a couple of strange ones. Don't worry about upsetting someone by walking away... trust your instincts.
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Pantliners
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People who are up their own arse's.
Pushy people.
Pushy people.
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Quote by Bambi
People who are up their own arse's.
Pushy people.
So asking you if you fancy a doin everytime we see you aint working for ya then?
hmmmmm .... note to self ... demanding sex off Bambi doesn't work!!
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Quote by Double_d07
Also pharping while on the job can be a BIG!!!! turn off lol
Near pee'd me pants then!!
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Quote by Cubes
Near pee'd me pants then!!
That'd turn me right off! :giggle:
Dont knock it til you tried it! I'll bet a tena you'll be surprised
Warming the Bed
1) People who write in text speak. I don't mind (a few) spelling mistakes, but I wouldn't be attracted to a woman or a couple that don't mind appearing to 'grunt' at others to try and attract them iykwim?
It just seems so sloppy, lazy and indicates a person not on our wavelength.
2) Grooming and age are important to me. I'm the female btw. My oh is far less fussy, and fancies women from all different age groups as long as they're groomed and good looking. I would prefer someone less than 10 years either side of me. Too old or too young would be creepy for me.
Things that are not necessarily deal breakers but have an effect on my desire:
Shape / height / hair. I like both slim and buxom women (big breasts with huge nipples are fab - sadly mine are small), but short women don't turn me on. I prefer taller women. The hair for me is important as well and I prefer it long.
Fussy? Moi?
It just seems so sloppy, lazy and indicates a person not on our wavelength.
2) Grooming and age are important to me. I'm the female btw. My oh is far less fussy, and fancies women from all different age groups as long as they're groomed and good looking. I would prefer someone less than 10 years either side of me. Too old or too young would be creepy for me.
Things that are not necessarily deal breakers but have an effect on my desire:
Shape / height / hair. I like both slim and buxom women (big breasts with huge nipples are fab - sadly mine are small), but short women don't turn me on. I prefer taller women. The hair for me is important as well and I prefer it long.
Fussy? Moi?
like a few of you on here a huge list of likes and dislikes are a turn off for me, often we dont fit the criteria on height, me being a short arse and Ben being over 6ft lol.
I really dont like people who have to be drunk before shagging us, if we wanted that we could just go to the local nightclub after all
I agree with a few on here, some, no matter how many photos, how often youve spoken on the phone, when you eventually meet something just doesnt feel right.....
pushy is a no go, just puts my back up, and does not set the mood. oh and also just because i say hi and engage in small talk does not mean im a guaranteed shag,, this does my head in lol
the main put off for me is people asking Ben if i might be interested in fucking them....i have ears.....i have a mouth....i am quite capable of making up my own mind!!!! definate turn off for me lol
I really dont like people who have to be drunk before shagging us, if we wanted that we could just go to the local nightclub after all
I agree with a few on here, some, no matter how many photos, how often youve spoken on the phone, when you eventually meet something just doesnt feel right.....
pushy is a no go, just puts my back up, and does not set the mood. oh and also just because i say hi and engage in small talk does not mean im a guaranteed shag,, this does my head in lol
the main put off for me is people asking Ben if i might be interested in fucking them....i have ears.....i have a mouth....i am quite capable of making up my own mind!!!! definate turn off for me lol
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So, Ben... do you think minx would be up for f*cking me? :rascal: ;)
:giggle: ;) (am I in trouble yet?)
I've just thought of another one which is a massive clincher, and it's really bad teeth and/or evil fingernails. Suppose I just think that if you can'y look after things that can be seen easily, then what on earth lurks below? :scared:
:giggle: ;)
(am I in trouble yet?)I've just thought of another one which is a massive clincher, and it's really bad teeth and/or evil fingernails. Suppose I just think that if you can'y look after things that can be seen easily, then what on earth lurks below? :scared:
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Quote by little gem
So, Ben... do you think minx would be up for f*cking me? :rascal: ;)
:giggle: ;)
I've just thought of another one which is a massive clincher, and it's really bad teeth and/or evil fingernails. Suppose I just think that if you can'y look after things that can be seen easily, then what on earth lurks below? :scared:
What are evil fingernails? I admit to being a bit shy with cutting mine but they dont break easy and I of course keep them clean. In fact I get comments about them from woman and gay men
Woman have even told me they want to paint them :shock: I actually cut them right down for our last meet which has just highlighted to me how fast they grow, quite scary. Sex God
Are you indirectly checking whether your fingernails meet my exacting standards Tweeklelicious? :rascal:
Evil fingernails... just evil ones... aww, you've got me thinking now on how to explain my irrational quirks! Evil - hooker claws...you know like twenty metre long porno style things that will shred me to bits within two seconds of being anywhere near me. Or the other extreme of being bitten down so much they're sore looking. Anything spudtastic or spliting has got to go.
Just averagely trimmed/ filed/ painted/ short falsies/ manicured nails are great and I suppose I wouldn't notice if they weren't evil, only if they are.
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a little odd at times. 
Evil fingernails... just evil ones... aww, you've got me thinking now on how to explain my irrational quirks! Evil - hooker claws...you know like twenty metre long porno style things that will shred me to bits within two seconds of being anywhere near me. Or the other extreme of being bitten down so much they're sore looking. Anything spudtastic or spliting has got to go.
Just averagely trimmed/ filed/ painted/ short falsies/ manicured nails are great and I suppose I wouldn't notice if they weren't evil, only if they are.
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a little odd at times. Sex God
Quote by little gem
Are you indirectly checking whether your fingernails meet my exacting standards Tweeklelicious? :rascal:
Evil fingernails... just evil ones... aww, you've got me thinking now on how to explain my irrational quirks! Evil - hooker claws...you know like twenty metre long porno style things that will shred me to bits within two seconds of being anywhere near me. Or the other extreme of being bitten down so much they're sore looking. Anything spudtastic or spliting has got to go.
Just averagely trimmed/ filed/ painted/ short falsies/ manicured nails are great and I suppose I wouldn't notice if they weren't evil, only if they are.
Ahhh I believe I understand now :mrgreen:
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After last night, I can confirm that pissed up gobby women piss me right off!!
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Quote by Funlovers2009
After last night, I can confirm that pissed up gobby women piss me right off!!
or drug takers especially the ones that like to call me "man" or "bro" and Liza "babe" or "hun"
must be getting old i can`t do druggies or drunks :giveup:
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Serial texts or messages..fekin freaks me out...texting ping pong, I've gone right off the idea of a shag by the third message.
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No Likey............... No Lighty!!
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