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so i meet a nice lady on the internet, shes 35 im 21 so im well excited as i like older women. Get to her house and shes not there, shes out with her mum confused so have to wait 20mins in my car sweating my bollox off as its a hot day. Shes txting me and ringing me being dirty though so its not too bad. She finally turns up,in tight shorts and a little top with no bra biggrin but tells me we cant go in hers, so i have to drive somwhere. She takes me to a busy car park but i say noooo this is too obvious! So we go somewhere else, next thing i know she has rubbing my cock through my jeans, im instantally excited! lol. she then unzips then and tells me im big for a young man! haha love it! was getting far too horny so just pulled over and started playing with her tits and she starts to u know what....we move on as people are starting to notice, go to some quiet road where she performed oral sex on me! all in all a good meet! lol
i think i'd have gone home 10 mins into the waiting outside her empty house to be honest lol
yer was abit pissed off, but i took me half hour to get there, and it was worth the wait
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so i meet a nice lady on the internet, shes 35 im 21 so im well excited as i like older women. Get to her house and shes not there, shes out with her mum confused so have to wait 20mins in my car sweating my bollox off as its a hot day. Shes txting me and ringing me being dirty though so its not too bad. She finally turns up,in tight shorts and a little top with no bra biggrin but tells me we cant go in hers, so i have to drive somwhere. She takes me to a busy car park but i say noooo this is too obvious! So we go somewhere else, next thing i know she has rubbing my cock through my jeans, im instantally excited! lol. she then unzips then and tells me im big for a young man! haha love it! was getting far too horny so just pulled over and started playing with her tits and she starts to u know what....we move on as people are starting to notice, go to some quiet road where she performed oral sex on me! all in all a good meet! lol

So you've been dreaming again sexymale21..........? I'd stick to the bloke who doesn't use lube if I were you :grin:
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so i meet a nice lady on the internet, shes 35 im 21 so im well excited as i like older women. Get to her house and shes not there, shes out with her mum confused so have to wait 20mins in my car sweating my bollox off as its a hot day. Shes txting me and ringing me being dirty though so its not too bad. She finally turns up,in tight shorts and a little top with no bra biggrin but tells me we cant go in hers, so i have to drive somwhere. She takes me to a busy car park but i say noooo this is too obvious! So we go somewhere else, next thing i know she has rubbing my cock through my jeans, im instantally excited! lol. she then unzips then and tells me im big for a young man! haha love it! was getting far too horny so just pulled over and started playing with her tits and she starts to u know what....we move on as people are starting to notice, go to some quiet road where she performed oral sex on me! all in all a good meet! lol

and that is your idea of a good meet rotflmao :grin: lol :grin: :rotflmao: :grin:
:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :grin: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :grin:
:grin: oh my sides hurt lol :lol:
I bet she was thrilled at getting her tits fumbled rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin: lol :lol: :lol:
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I take it you weren't sexymale21's squeeze then PL?

Or maybe you were...hence the jocularity.

:shock: No Way!
I don't think I could handle him rotflmao
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I bet she was thrilled at getting her tits fumbled rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin: lol :lol: :lol:

probably not.... but i did
Who votes that sexymales21's story qualifies him to be this week's SH gimp??? lol :lol: :lol:
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I bet she was thrilled at getting her tits fumbled rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin: lol :lol: :lol:

probably not.... but i did
Yes I supose like ying and yang it all balances out in the end.
You felt a tit and she felt a tit :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Who votes that sexymales21's story qualifies him to be this week's SH gimp??? lol :lol: :lol:

:laughabove: :gagged:
and that is your idea of a good meet rotflmao :grin: lol :grin: :rotflmao: :grin:
had better, had worse
you've had worse :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin: lol :grin: :rotflmao:
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I bet she was thrilled at getting her tits fumbled rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin: lol :lol: :lol:

my good god.. sexymale21finally got to 1st base.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
okay...that i one bet i lost.... who do i owe a fiver to??????
on a seriously side... have you never heard of discresion mate....
kiss and telling is really going to help you in here... and what if he reads it!!!
sorry i did mean she... honest smile :) :)
if only your cock was as big as your gob...... you might give john holmes a run for his money...
yea i have, you never had a bad one then? you must be well good innocent
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I bet she was thrilled at getting her tits fumbled rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin: lol :lol: :lol:

my good god.. sexymale21finally got to 1st base.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
okay...that i one bet i lost.... who do i owe a fiver to??????
on a seriously side... have you never heard of discresion mate....
kiss and telling is really going to help you in here... and what if he reads it!!!
sorry i did mean she... honest smile :) :)
if only your cock was as big as your gob...... you might give john holmes a run for his money...
i'm loving the afro m8 lol
on a seriously side... have you never heard of discresion mate....
kiss and telling is really going to help you in here... and what if he reads it!!!
LOL the other day i got told i dont say enough, today i say too much. Oh dear
Out to the burt takers
Temporary halt from the sarcasm …….
Dear sexymale21
In all sincerity I offer you this piece of advice….
Posting about a fumble in a car being a good meet and your other post about “does it hurt women being on top” only show people your lack of experience and no doubt they will make the assumption that a meet with you would be brief and not too eventful (in other words they will think you are a crap shag).
This will not work in your favour in the long run.
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Temporary halt from the sarcasm …….
Dear sexymale21
In all sincerity I offer you this piece of advice….
Posting about a fumble in a car being a good meet and your other post about “does it hurt women being on top” only show people your lack of experience and no doubt they will make the assumption that a meet with you would be brief and not too eventful (in other words they will think you are a crap shag).
This will not work in your favour in the long run.

I agree, all Makosi, er..... I mean Fabio, was doing was pointing out your lack of maturity
haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.
Also i was'nt actually saying the meet was great hence why i posted it up, it was a quick blow job and abit of a let down, there was a touch of sarcasm when i said ''not a bad meet''
anyway get back to taking the piss rolleyes
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haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.
Also i was'nt actually saying the meet was great hence why i posted it up, it was a quick blow job and abit of a let down, there was a touch of sarcasm when i said ''not a bad meet''
anyway get back to taking the piss rolleyes

Ok!
Perhaps you lost your bearings?
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on a seriously side... have you never heard of discresion mate....
kiss and telling is really going to help you in here... and what if he reads it!!!
LOL the other day i got told i dont say enough, today i say too much. Oh dear
Out to the burt takers

Why bring the splendid Mr Lancaster into this. Star of many a western and one time big-top acrobat, what the fuck has he done to deserve your wrath? Stick to K&T...Oh, and breast-fumbling.


you seem very bitter towards sexymale21 have you been on the end of one of his fumbles and feel let down dunno . You are coming over like a person who has been left severely frustrated and has an axe to grind rolleyes
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anyway get back to taking the piss rolleyes

cheers m8 don't mind if i do
Quote by PoloLady
Posting about a fumble in a car being a good meet and your other post about “does it hurt women being on top” only show people your lack of experience and no doubt they will make the assumption that a meet with you would be brief and not too eventful (in other words they will think you are a crap shag).

actually it wasn't that what made me think he'd be a crap shag it was cause he was only 21 lol
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haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.

Again a word of advice....... I usually find it best to sleep on the bed, A its far more comfortable and B it wont hurt your partner
:shock:
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I agree, all Makosi, er..... I mean Fabio, was doing was pointing out your lack of maturity

OI.... Makosi!!!!! ya cheeky fecker..... this is my best "fabio undercover" garb!!!!
anymore of that and i'll send sexymale21 in your direction.. and i don't mean for your missus either...
he seems to be in sexual conflict right now... bit of a coming out party!!!
Again a word of advice....... I usually find it best to sleep on the bed, A its far more comfortable and B it wont hurt your partner
:shock:
come on mate, that ones not even funny. confused