It is about time the single guy bashing stopped.
It is true there will be time wasters and disappointments out there; and you busy couples don’t always have time to do your homework properly. Purely as a goodwill gesture - selfless me will volunteer to try out a large proportion of the single guys to check-out if they are time wasters or not and put them on the right tracks if they need to improve their performance.
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
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So are all single guys timewasters then?
Quote by tonysb09
i didnt do that !!! :shock:
:shock: where did u come from lol
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also wanted to add i have not found this of all guys i have met just most of them
Quote by PoloLady
It is about time the single guy bashing stopped.
It is true there will be time wasters and disappointments out there; and you busy couples don’t always have time to do your homework properly. Purely as a goodwill gesture - selfless me will volunteer to try out a large proportion of the single guys to check-out if they are time wasters or not and put them on the right tracks if they need to improve their performance.
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
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ur a m8 :thumbup: lol
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bugger - I nearly met the requirements then!
Quote by rogerthedragon
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bugger - I nearly met the requirements then!
i'll do the mingers
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bugger - I nearly met the requirements then!
i'll do the mingers
Yay! I have an offer!
:D 
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
I only got 4 out of 5.
TFFT :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
I only got 4 out of 5.
TFFT :twisted:
Come on then Ice, fess up! Are you Old, Ugly, Short, Kinky or the man with 2 dicks? :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by rogerthedragon
Come on then Ice, fess up! Are you Old, Ugly, Short, Kinky or the man with 2 dicks? :twisted: :twisted:
I'm 41, mercifully.
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Come on then Ice, fess up! Are you Old, Ugly, Short, Kinky or the man with 2 dicks? :twisted: :twisted:
I'm 41, mercifully.
And I have already given you a list of ways to improve your performance :twisted:
DCUWCY
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
DCUWCY
That took me 5 minutes longer than it should have to work out!
Must be time for bed.
I heard the female side of a couple moaning a week ago about wanking a guy for 20 minutes and he still didn't cum.
Try communicating, let the guy know what you want. It works every time....if you want a serious shag its better to let the guys know it, then those that only want to watch will know...
I remember you now, that event last year was arranged via DDs' site wasn't it.
Try communicating, let the guy know what you want. It works every time....if you want a serious shag its better to let the guys know it, then those that only want to watch will know...
I remember you now, that event last year was arranged via DDs' site wasn't it.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bugger - I nearly met the requirements then!
i'll do the mingers
See, thats why you'v e had bad experiences, you need to get more picky :rotflmao:
Sexpert
Quote by JTS
I heard the female side of a couple moaning a week ago about wanking a guy for 20 minutes and he still didn't cum.
Some of us can't help that we last for ages,
I only meet 4 out of 5 too, I'm 5'5 and sick of people not giving respect to me because of height :(
If it was because of weight that's different cos I could if I put the effort in probably do something about it.
Sex God
Quote by midlandsman1970
Next time make provisions, have an extra packet of fags, tunes, lockets, or jelly babies at hand, oh and lock the door, handcuff him to the bed, burn his clothes and let his tyres down
I've been called cheap before but I didn't know we came in packets!! :shock: Besides I can think of better places to come anyway.
Is it just me but is anyone else getting a 'ghost' '1 new PM' signal on this thread. I've gone to open it 6 times already!!
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Is it just me but is anyone else getting a 'ghost' '1 new PM' signal on this thread. I've gone to open it 6 times already!!
Sounds like you are being teased...... mmmmmmmmmmm..... it's in - no it's not - it's in - no it's not - it's in - no it's not - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted:
Quote by CuddlySimon
I heard the female side of a couple moaning a week ago about wanking a guy for 20 minutes and he still didn't cum.
Some of us can't help that we last for ages,
I only meet 4 out of 5 too, I'm 5'5 and sick of people not giving respect to me because of height :(
If it was because of weight that's different cos I could if I put the effort in probably do something about it.
Think you may have respect and attraction / preference mixed up there
Sexpert
Quote by Goooner1
Exchanged a few emails with a that responded to our ad earlier today, he was desperate to meet, so we arranged it, he got here, came on Debs tits in about 30 seconds, said he had to nip to the shop to get some fags and he'd be back in a couple of minutes.
Of course he never did
I'm sure there must be some genuine guys out there aren't there?
No names mentioned to protect his embarrassment
erm did it occur to u to look at it from his side , coz as is said id agree he was gen as he turned up but now think not as a swinger or as half a couple , think as a bloke , a testosterone filled matcho man whos just joined a threesome and shot his load in 30 seconds ....
now think how bloody embarissed you are feeling that you couldnt last and hold said load
now run away like he did and i might , coz i know i sure as hell hide when i and ck have been teasing and playing all day without my cumming and no penatration then as soon as i enter her i fire when usually i dont come for hours untill im told she wants me to.
i never feel embarissed at any other time as much as i do then (think thats why she does it too me hehe) and if we wernt living together id run home and hide my face in shame , even living with her i kinda hide coz being quick draw mcgraw is a damb turn off .
matt
Quote by PoloLady
It is about time the single guy bashing stopped.
It is true there will be time wasters and disappointments out there; and you busy couples don’t always have time to do your homework properly. Purely as a goodwill gesture - selfless me will volunteer to try out a large proportion of the single guys to check-out if they are time wasters or not and put them on the right tracks if they need to improve their performance.
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Game ON! :twisted:
:twisted: :lol: hi there as a single guy,its very hard to meet some couples requiements,and then others give you no idea what they want.
so i guess it all comes down to how you post the ad.
i realise that the poeple in the forum are far more up front and know what they want,as there seems to be more of a community spirit,and sharing of information and details about others and i guess the munches also aid this as you have a chance to meet others face to face.
i have replied to ads in the photos section and people always want long answers and know everything about you yet they give you no information about themselves,or what they want which makes it very hard to i like to take time in responding to an ad and most of the time you do not even get a reply, even if its to say no!!
i'd just like to say i have never messed anyone around and im always honest,as you will only get caught out!!!!
there we go feel much better now i have got that out of my system.
so i guess it all comes down to how you post the ad.
i realise that the poeple in the forum are far more up front and know what they want,as there seems to be more of a community spirit,and sharing of information and details about others and i guess the munches also aid this as you have a chance to meet others face to face.
i have replied to ads in the photos section and people always want long answers and know everything about you yet they give you no information about themselves,or what they want which makes it very hard to i like to take time in responding to an ad and most of the time you do not even get a reply, even if its to say no!!
i'd just like to say i have never messed anyone around and im always honest,as you will only get caught out!!!!
there we go feel much better now i have got that out of my system.
Quote by PoloLady
It is about time the single guy bashing stopped.
It is true there will be time wasters and disappointments out there; and you busy couples don’t always have time to do your homework properly. Purely as a goodwill gesture - selfless me will volunteer to try out a large proportion of the single guys to check-out if they are time wasters or not and put them on the right tracks if they need to improve their performance.
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
add me to the list please miss polo lady!!!!
as i just fit into the list you sent out,well possibly the good looking one my be a problem,as im just your average jo
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Is it just me but is anyone else getting a 'ghost' '1 new PM' signal on this thread. I've gone to open it 6 times already!!
Sounds like you are being teased...... mmmmmmmmmmm..... it's in - no it's not - it's in - no it's not - it's in - no it's not - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted:
Well I s'pose that's better than:
'Is it in?'
'Yes has been fer 5 minutes!!'
Sexpert
Quote by PoloLady
I'm 5'5 and sick of people not giving respect to me because of height
Nothing to do with respect - just a preference
Well, a bit more 'off-topic' meaning 'friends'
Quote by Goooner1
hi there as a single guy,its very hard to meet some couples requiements,and then others give you no idea what they want.
so i guess it all comes down to how you post the ad.
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That's the thing, we went into detail about what we wanted to do, he was happy to go along with it, but when he got here he didn't want to do anything to Deb to start with, then he got her to wank him off over her tits and then fucked off straight after. Very frustrating, especilly for Deb who got nothing out of it except a load of spunk over her tits
I know this sounds harsh - but if you went over the "plan" and it wasn't stuck to should you not have halted proceedingas soon as it wasn't what YOU wanted??
To me - this is about putting it down to experience and move on, but most of all don't make mass generalisations about a group of people - yep there are some wanking but some good ones too!
