the forum topic goes up, the moderator does the bizzo, the regulars proffer words of comfort - seen it all before...
and then there's this bird, and she logs on at just the right moment. she's local an looking and as her long slender fingers hover over the keyboard...a moment of destiny
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so like fishing yeah?
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Quote by soulmate
the forum topic goes up, the moderator does the bizzo, the regulars proffer words of comfort - seen it all before...
and then there's this bird, and she logs on at just the right moment. she's local an looking and as her long slender fingers hover over the keyboard...a moment of destiny
Sorry, you've lost me on this. What is this regarding?
Mal
the forum topic goes up, the moderator does the bizzo, the regulars proffer words of comfort - seen it all before...
and then there's this bird, and she logs on at just the right moment. she's local an looking and as her long slender fingers hover over the keyboard...a moment of destiny[/quote
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and then there's this bird, and she logs on at just the right moment. she's local an looking and as her long slender fingers hover over the keyboard...a moment of destiny[/quote
: :?: :?: 
Sex God
I think he meant to add this to his existing thread.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/22088.html
HTH
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/22088.html
HTH
Sex God
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Blast my eyes with a bag of nettles....saw this thread...mindful that the trout season is drawing to a close... dashed to the shed to get the reel, rod and line sorted....pulled Dad's 'Priest's Prayer' fly out of the old tobacco tin, got the waders on, cut the butties (peanut butter , chilli and tomato-loverLY!!)...got the Land Rover full of diesel....got the weather forecast off Sky....primed the Missus to pull Saint Delia's best Brown Trout recipe out.....and, and, .......... what the Sam Hill is going on!! 
it's all fizzled out.....grrrrr!!!!!!!!!
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it's all fizzled out.....grrrrr!!!!!!!!! A
Sex God
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Sex God
Fish..Fish did somebody mention fish !!!
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Quote by MrsFC
Fish..Fish did somebody mention fish !!!
WOW!!! - Look at the size of her pussy!!!!
Cardinal Mal
Sex God
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: MAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Quote by agricola
Blast my eyes with a bag of nettles....saw this thread...mindful that the trout season is drawing to a close... dashed to the shed to get the reel, rod and line sorted....pulled Dad's 'Priest's Prayer' fly out of the old tobacco tin, got the waders on, cut the butties (peanut butter , chilli and tomato-loverLY!!)...got the Land Rover full of diesel....got the weather forecast off Sky....primed the Missus to pull Saint Delia's best Brown Trout recipe out.....and, and, .......... what the Sam Hill is going on!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Calm down man!! You got the wrong gadget out. Grab your dog and get down here, tis that season where there's a squillion pheasants wherever you look - like a colourful version of Trafalgar Square down here
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Blast my eyes with a bag of nettles....saw this thread...mindful that the trout season is drawing to a close... dashed to the shed to get the reel, rod and line sorted....pulled Dad's 'Priest's Prayer' fly out of the old tobacco tin, got the waders on, cut the butties (peanut butter , chilli and tomato-loverLY!!)...got the Land Rover full of diesel....got the weather forecast off Sky....primed the Missus to pull Saint Delia's best Brown Trout recipe out.....and, and, .......... what the Sam Hill is going on!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Calm down man!! You got the wrong gadget out. Grab your dog and get down here, tis that season where there's a squillion pheasants wherever you look - like a colourful version of Trafalgar Square down here
Missie,
Would that I could grab my dog: he hasn't been seen for many a month! Last time I saw old Fly he was rugged up in bows and smelly stuff, taken hostage by a mess of well meaning types, and spotted lounging in a jacuzzi with a herd of well proportioned ladies.
I confess, it's been hard without him, I'm afraid today's sheep are faster than I am, and I'm permanently buggered trying to run around barking, making sheepdog noises, and trying to get my tongue to loll around my eyelashes like old Fly could.. I wonder why the ladies loved him? :cry:
But, tis true, pheasant season is almost upon us... must get the .410 out of the gun cabinet and pull the Retriever off the sofa-he is watching Debbie MacGee in 'The Farm'-be buggered for pheasant now, In fact, he'll be trying to mount anything that that says 'magic!' and 'say , yes Paul'. Retrievers are funny dogs: haven't got the brains of a sheep dog but softer mouths....
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Sex God
Quote by soulmate
hijacked by dementors
To be honest soulmate, I don't think anyone really understands what your point was (myself included - I thought I got it but now I'm not so sure :crazy: ). A few people have picked up on the fishing theme and it's gone from there. They definitely aren't dementors though :lol2:
Quote by agricola
Would that I could grab my dog: he hasn't been seen for many a month! Last time I saw old Fly he was rugged up in bows and smelly stuff, taken hostage by a mess of well meaning types, and spotted lounging in a jacuzzi with a herd of well proportioned ladies.
I confess, it's been hard without him, I'm afraid today's sheep are faster than I am, and I'm permanently buggered trying to run around barking, making sheepdog noises, and trying to get my tongue to loll around my eyelashes like old Fly could.. I wonder why the ladies loved him? :cry:
But, tis true, pheasant season is almost upon us... must get the .410 out of the gun cabinet and pull the Retriever off the sofa-he is watching Debbie MacGee in 'The Farm'-be buggered for pheasant now, In fact, he'll be trying to mount anything that that says 'magic!' and 'say , yes Paul'. Retrievers are funny dogs: haven't got the brains of a sheep dog but softer mouths....
A
Oh dear!! ummmmmmm, well last time I saw old Fly he was with MrsFC. Not sure you want to see him now Agricola, it ain't a pretty sight ..... well actually it is a very pretty sight, although the smell is worse than ever - no amount of doggy bath bubbles and perfume can hide the diet he's on now. Guffs like a spluttering engine, even poor old Fly looks embarrassed at the smell, so it must be bad! :shock:
Ahhhh retrievers haven't got the brains of a sheepdog - but would a sheepdog actually gather pheasants? or would it just try and round em up
Stupid thing we've got here will just get confused. At the moment she doesn't know whether shes coming or going and spends even more time biting car tyres trying to round them up - thats when shes not watching University Challenge Quote by MISSCHIEF
Would that I could grab my dog: he hasn't been seen for many a month! Last time I saw old Fly he was rugged up in bows and smelly stuff, taken hostage by a mess of well meaning types, and spotted lounging in a jacuzzi with a herd of well proportioned ladies.
I confess, it's been hard without him, I'm afraid today's sheep are faster than I am, and I'm permanently buggered trying to run around barking, making sheepdog noises, and trying to get my tongue to loll around my eyelashes like old Fly could.. I wonder why the ladies loved him? :cry:
But, tis true, pheasant season is almost upon us... must get the .410 out of the gun cabinet and pull the Retriever off the sofa-he is watching Debbie MacGee in 'The Farm'-be buggered for pheasant now, In fact, he'll be trying to mount anything that that says 'magic!' and 'say , yes Paul'. Retrievers are funny dogs: haven't got the brains of a sheep dog but softer mouths....
A
Oh dear!! ummmmmmm, well last time I saw old Fly he was with MrsFC. Not sure you want to see him now Agricola, it ain't a pretty sight ..... well actually it is a very pretty sight, although the smell is worse than ever - no amount of doggy bath bubbles and perfume can hide the diet he's on now. Guffs like a spluttering engine, even poor old Fly looks embarrassed at the smell, so it must be bad! :shock:
Ahhhh retrievers haven't got the brains of a sheepdog - but would a sheepdog actually gather pheasants? or would it just try and round em up
Stupid thing we've got here will just get confused. At the moment she doesn't know whether shes coming or going and spends even more time biting car tyres trying to round them up - thats when shes not watching University Challenge You two crack me up...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ever thought of doing standup together... you would be great!!!
.... has that farm thing started on Channel 5???? is it any good?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
i think he means it luck.
you put out line and wait for the big one etc?
tell when when you catch this woman, make sure you hold her upside down and get a photo of yourself to post on. else we won't believe have big she was
also agricola? sam hill? i take it thats some sort of fruit seller talk for hell?
you put out line and wait for the big one etc?
tell when when you catch this woman, make sure you hold her upside down and get a photo of yourself to post on. else we won't believe have big she was
also agricola? sam hill? i take it thats some sort of fruit seller talk for hell?
