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so then what do you all do for a living

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i am currentley working for west yorkd b9iggest kitchen company im a machine operator so if you get dodgy deliverd to your house and theuy dont fit in your kitchen I PROB CUT THEM !!! i have been doing this for 3 years anyways im going to work now talk soon all
At the moment I am a part time receptionist for an alternative therapy centre but I am about to start a body massage course at the local college so I will be needing volunteers to practise on!!!!!!!
I am also a first aid volunteer with red cross which keeps me out of mischief and I volunteer for Relate the marriage guidance people too. lol
I don't work...did once and well would love to again.....i'm looking :eeek: ...
But im a full time mum to 1 and the other half.....well he acts like 1 so i'll treat him like 1...
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At the moment I am a part time receptionist for an alternative therapy centre but I am about to start a body massage course at the local college so I will be needing volunteers to practise on!!!!!!!
I am also a first aid volunteer with red cross which keeps me out of mischief and I volunteer for Relate the marriage guidance people too. lol

oliveoyl
im always willing to donate my body to good causes and there is plenty of it for you to practise on
oh and by the way im the manager of an engineering company
started life in the Motor Trade , ending up as a Dealer Principal , then bought two small companies , now a self employed pc engineer.
Cops
Edit: shit just re read your post . u wanted what we do now , not a complete CV , bugga it :dry:
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i am currentley working for west yorkd b9iggest kitchen company im a machine operator so if you get dodgy deliverd to your house and theuy dont fit in your kitchen I PROB CUT THEM !!! i have been doing this for 3 years anyways im going to work now talk soon all

Thank God you don't write contracts!! lol
Mal
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I used to be a Panda wanker... biggrin
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SME hosting, web development and SEO (Search Engine Optimization)... allegedly.
Of course, you'll usually find me on here instead redface
Used to be an Academic Research Associate at Sheffield, but kinda ran away from that when it looked like my 'career' was ending up in a Lectureship - ugh :kissmyarse:

Hey some of us would kill to be offered a lectureship. evil (not me though as I hate standing in front of people to give a talk. I'd still like the offer though wink lol )
At the mo I do as little as possible for a pretty low wage. sad rolleyes
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SME hosting, web development and SEO (Search Engine Optimization)... allegedly. Of course, you'll usually find me on here instead redface

Ditto! /me waves to Mark... a fellow web worker in Sheffield!
I am
"Cashier number five, please"
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I used to be a Panda wanker... biggrin

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now I know why Panda's always look like they are smiling.
For the 'day' job I'm a Computer support person at a university - did the same as Mark when it looked like I would have to have an academic career (*shudder*)
At weekends I'm a Scuba Instructor. No money in it, but it's a lot of fun!
if i told i was a crack s.a.s operative i would have to kill you......DAMN!!!! biggrin :D :D :D
seriously..... i am a profession slacker..... after studying four years of slacking at university... :D
customer care manager for a company in the transportation industry..... thats all i can tell you or i would be flooded with complaints......
sean xxxxxx
i have not yet stepped out in to the big wide world of jobs.... am still too busy collecting qualifications that will enable me to be a paid slacker.. rather than an unpaid one! rolleyes
Some say that i'm a mac engineer.:shock:
Others tell the truth biggrin
Qualified PT instructor and sports massage therapist.
Currently studying leisure management, make leather interiors for cars and trying to build a website, so if any of you knowledgable computer buffs can help please let me know.
Im a Warehouse Manager - I basically get paid to boss men around all day.... not that am on a power trip or anything!!
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Some say that i'm a mac engineer.:shock:
Others tell the truth biggrin

Does that mean you have to work out how far apart the buttonholes have to be or how big a hood it needs.
I would have thought with all this inclement weather, being a Mac Engineer would be quite lucrative at the moment!
I work as network security expert on financial networks - specfically market to financial institution networks. In plain terms i stop hackers and blackmailers such as russian mafia organisations from extorting money out of my employers.
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Some say that i'm a mac engineer.:shock:
Others tell the truth biggrin

Does that mean you have to work out how far apart the buttonholes have to be or how big a hood it needs.
I would have thought with all this inclement weather, being a Mac Engineer would be quite lucrative at the moment!
I specialise in black with hood and zip for quick and easy access.
Orders will be taken at any time.
Only credit that is taken must be paid in kind :D
Due to the inclement weather I am grossly overworked and shipment will be delayed until next summer cool
I am currently waiting for my commision to the Swiss Navy but in the meantime I am working within the roofing industry.......
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I am currently waiting for my commision to the Swiss Navy but in the meantime I am working within the roofing industry.......

This is where to send your application form to biggrin
i nurse elderly dementia patients........ wink
I do web pages, design, printing, make advert loops to show on standalone TV systems, polish up powerpoint presentations, consult on mac & pc installations, and anything else you can think of that might need a Macintosh and a bit of creativity.
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I am currently waiting for my commision to the Swiss Navy but in the meantime I am working within the roofing industry.......

funny you should say that Mr DaveJ Sir! i'm waiting on a tender i put in to the Swiss ages ago on their plans for Coastal Defence! uncanny! twiddling me thumbs is starting to get right on me tits tho . . . .
neil x x x ;-)
I hardly dare admit this, because the stereo type of my profession is that were all boring, twinset and pearls wearing saddos, but I'm an accoutant. Eeeeeek I can't believe I actually admitted it.
Gonna go hide for a while now.
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Im a Whorehouse Manager - I basically get paid to boss men around all day.... not that am on a power trip or anything!!

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I always thought they were called "Madams". confused
I guess I've not kept up with modern terms in the "entertainment" industry. lol :lol: :lol:
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I am currently waiting for my commision to the Swiss Navy but in the meantime I am working within the roofing industry.......

Mrs Davej had no luck trying to speed them up then?
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Like a lot of others on here, I'm also in IT.
Official job title is Business Analyst. But a frustrated techie really.
Working in Management Information Systems (yawn) at the mo - mind you they call it Business Intelligence now! I'm a team leader in my current project which takes me over from Lancs into South Yorks most weeks.
The most enjoyable job I did though (whilst still working for my current employers) was to devise and deliver a training course. Terrifying at first - but once I got over the dry mouth and shakey hands I loved it! Well lets face it - it involved talking most of the day- tailor made for me! rolleyes
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