so we are all swingers hey?...who do you want to swing with?

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
so tell me who havent you swung with on here in the cafe ..........but would like too!

that quote with everyone in did my head in so I will start afresh and say You (Debbiewebs) of course.
Then like Amber I will retreat on the basis I am far too polite and diplomatic to name names, but hope that I am giving off strong enough mental vibes and thought transferrence when I meet some of the lovely ladies off of here.
My trouble is I worry too much about trying it on and upsetting women/buggering my chances up that I never try and so don't really get anywhere. So apologies now for my continued mutterings on about real ale and 70's music when you are thinking why doesn't he just shut up and make a move on me lol

Regards
Harry Jones

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
There are a few lovely guys on here (judging by their avatars/posts or pms) that I would like to swing with (including Postie of course!!) but I am too embarassed to mention their names and too diplomatic NOT to mention others names!

:therethere: you have it bad with postie never mind you will get over it rotflmao

My crab-sticks are irrestistable.... you can't blame the lass...

25 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
There are a few lovely guys on here (judging by their avatars/posts or pms) that I would like to swing with (including Postie of course!!) but I am too embarassed to mention their names and too diplomatic NOT to mention others names!

:therethere: you have it bad with postie never mind you will get over it

My crab-sticks are irrestistable.... you can't blame the lass...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: so your saying you have crabs :shock:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
so tell me who havent you swung with on here in the cafe ..........but would like too!

that quote with everyone in did my head in so I will start afresh and say You (Debbiewebs) of course.
Then like Amber I will retreat on the basis I am far too polite and diplomatic to name names, but hope that I am giving off strong enough mental vibes and thought transferrence when I meet some of the lovely ladies off of here.
My trouble is I worry too much about trying it on and upsetting women/buggering my chances up that I never try and so don't really get anywhere. So apologies now for my continued mutterings on about real ale and 70's music when you are thinking why doesn't he just shut up and make a move on me lol

Regards
Harry Jones
come here ya big narner passionkiss

25 Oct 2005

after all my hard work i only get a mention from the Tipton Taliban, and then it's only for an undeserved slap :upset:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
after all my hard work i only get a mention from the Tipton Taliban, and then it's only for an undeserved slap :upset:

Happy Cats would probably do you.... :lol2:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
after all my hard work i only get a mention from the Tipton Taliban, and then it's only for an undeserved slap :upset:

OI! i mentioned you
get ya glasses on!!

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
after all my hard work i only get a mention from the Tipton Taliban, and then it's only for an undeserved slap :upset:

OI! i mentioned you
get ya glasses on!!
well you didn't exactly put a lot of effort in to the post, did you?

25 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
There are a few lovely guys on here (judging by their avatars/posts or pms) that I would like to swing with (including Postie of course!!) but I am too embarassed to mention their names and too diplomatic NOT to mention others names!

:therethere: you have it bad with postie never mind you will get over it rotflmao

My crab-sticks are irrestistable.... you can't blame the lass...
Yes.......blame me, I must be seriously demented!!! confused

25 Oct 2005

I need a Moderator, and I need a Moderator right NOW!!!

Will I do?
I will nominate Rollo Tomassi
His very name oozes oral sex Rrrrrrrroooolllllllllllooooooo Tooooooomaaaassssssssiiiiiiiiii
Say it to yourself, and try not to think of oral sex! cool

lhk
Kat

25 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
after all my hard work i only get a mention from the Tipton Taliban, and then it's only for an undeserved slap :upset:

OI! i mentioned you
get ya glasses on!!
well you didn't exactly put a lot of effort in to the post, did you?
Ok here i go........cough cough....i would love to take you in my arms............. and tease you senseless ................by slowly taking your clothes off.......... and licking you from head to toe........then smearing baby oil all over your body and then sliding my hand and mouth down to your ............

t cock

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bet you thought i was going to say some thing funney then dident you?......got ya! :giggle:

25 Oct 2005

Having not yet met that many people here, I cant say I have a specific 'to do' list -
there are a few people I'd certainly like to meet in person at some point though....Tabbi, cos she totally intruiges me and I'm feeling the need to compare tatts! :twisted: .... Johneboy, just because wink

.....Bistokid, to do the fellow 'alright mate' door handshake cool

.....and a few other folk because I find their posts funny/ interesting etc. biggrin

I'm gonna follow Harry Jones in saying:

Then like Amber I will retreat on the basis I am far too polite and diplomatic to name names, but hope that I am giving off strong enough mental vibes and thought transferrence when I meet some of the lovely off of here.

:wink:
:wink:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
after all my hard work i only get a mention from the Tipton Taliban, and then it's only for an undeserved slap :upset:

OI! i mentioned you
get ya glasses on!!
well you didn't exactly put a lot of effort in to the post, did you?
Ok here i go........cough cough....i would love to take you in my arms............. and tease you senseless ................by slowly taking your clothes off.......... and licking you from head to toe........then smearing baby oil all over your body and then sliding my hand and mouth down to your ............

t cock

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bet you thought i was going to say some thing funney then dident you?......got ya! :giggle: nah, I'd never believe that of you Debs kiss

lhk
xxxxxx

25 Oct 2005

That
SLAM!!!!!
you all heard was the door behind me, and the
BrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmScrrrrrreeeeeetchhhhh!!
was my convertible fishtailing away from the front of the house on the way to KitKat's residence.
Ermmmmmm, anyone know where she lives?

25 Oct 2005

Quote by KitKat
after all my hard work i only get a mention from the Tipton Taliban, and then it's only for an undeserved slap :upset:

OI! i mentioned you
get ya glasses on!!
well you didn't exactly put a lot of effort in to the post, did you?
Ok here i go........cough cough....i would love to take you in my arms............. and tease you senseless ................by slowly taking your clothes off.......... and licking you from head to toe........then smearing baby oil all over your body and then sliding my hand and mouth down to your ............

t cock

................................
bet you thought i was going to say some thing funney then dident you?......got ya! :giggle: nah, I'd never believe that of you Debs kiss

lhk
xxxxxx
Kat can you give me anouther one of ya kisses please they make me knees go all weak!

25 Oct 2005

Think i'll take the fifth on this one! lol

:shock:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
after all my hard work i only get a mention from the Tipton Taliban, and then it's only for an undeserved slap :upset:

:shock: i'm white :lol2:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by ptolemy1975
Think i'll take the fifth on this one! :shock:

chicken and sooo great looking too! surprised

ops:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by ptolemy1975
Think i'll take the fifth on this one! :shock:

Wise, wise post.
Totally seconded.

25 Oct 2005

thanks for that Debbiewebs, the cheques in the post! I wouldn't want to leave anyone out, but of course you're top of my list now!

25 Oct 2005

Quote by bolton_boss
come one then, what have i got to lose!
i'd like to swing with...
debbiewebs since she started this post and those photos simply do it for me
ginger_jo
naughty_wigan_couple (female only tho so i know its a no go)
redmancgirl (lovely and from bolton)
angel_chat (same again)
debz4u
little gem
lynnmarie68uk
bouncyx
sarah
oh and sexyjo, if i remember rightly is really nice!
oh and playfull jo since writing sexyjo has reminded me!
bloody hell thats a long list! and im more than sure ive missed some off of there!!!
i better get to work!

.
I see we are all cupid regs hehe on the list apart from 1 or 2 are you trying to say something :shock:

26 Oct 2005

Well hmmmmmmmmmm lol

I don't swing with guys so i wouldn't tell who i like and don't like out of them
But as for the lovely ladies on here, as i'm bi there are quite a few i wouldn't say no to
There is a couple of regular females on here that i particularly like...
But........
As i am sooooooooo shy redface

:lol: I can't say wink

26 Oct 2005

well i do have one lady on my wish list , know her for years , chatted , laughed, joked and even cammed, met her recently too was blown away by her fantastic body, personality and stunning eyes ........ that said you can imagine how gutted i was, she did'nt even recognise me ffs .... that said she's still on my most wanted list the sexy little creature :P .................... and yes i do mean you !! .................. you know who you are wink

26 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
There is a very special lady within these towers.......... I have long long chased her now, sometimes I forget why I chase her, then I see her smile at a munch, look down and her chest, hear her accent and WHAM I am addicted again. Been going like that for about 4 years now ( on this site and others... still never happened, don't know if it ever will.......but by god its been fun trying lol

who is she :smoke:
err hope shes not gunna mind me sating this but.......
TATTYXPX
Sleazy...step away from the Tatty, I repeat step away from the Tatty! duel

She is mine I tells ya MINE!!
While I am here Sleazy lend us ya wife please ;)
Minx x x
Ooops..... i did me best to avert a Glaswegian going ballistic, but now Binxy has quoted it I can do nothing. If only sleazy had opened that pm warning him about the use of capitals in tattyxpx's nick.... we could have avoided bloodshed.
I hope it is painless... :scared:
i hope it hurts like feck , kinky git loves pain , ask him lol

26 Oct 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
There is a very special lady within these towers.......... I have long long chased her now, sometimes I forget why I chase her, then I see her smile at a munch, look down and her chest, hear her accent and WHAM I am addicted again. Been going like that for about 4 years now ( on this site and others... still never happened, don't know if it ever will.......but by god its been fun trying lol

who is she :smoke:
err hope shes not gunna mind me sating this but.......
TATTYXPX
gotta be biwelsh minx for a start drool
Sleazy...step away from the Tatty, I repeat step away from the Tatty! duel

She is mine I tells ya MINE!!
While I am here Sleazy lend us ya wife please ;)
Minx x x
deal :thumbup:
Tatty i'm sending him down for the week luv
minxy get packing :rascal:
WWWOOOOHHOOOOO!! :happy: :happy: :happy: hump

:hump: :hump: :smoke:
Minx x x
P.s NN can we get Tatty up and send sleazy to an empty house instead ? :twisted:

26 Oct 2005

so many beautiful creatures, and so little time.............. :cry:
mind you, I hardly know them all, and am blinking miles away :P ......so unless they're gonna to use me for cheap hols :P ...I'll stick to the chat lol

There is one or two though who could make me jump on a cheap irish plane :P :lol:

26 Oct 2005

Would love to be able to add something constructive to this - but too new - Debbiewebs and Chardonnay have been the most forth coming with me so far so that puts them to the top of my list - although there are some interesting posts around and am definately keen to see afew more faces so to speak.

26 Oct 2005

The male off this site I would most like to swing with turned me down about 2 months ago
The female off this site, has made the offer, but owing to where we live from each other, we will have to get something sorted out, and she comes with her male partner :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And I do know of a lovely female who arranged a meet with the person at the top of her to do list, and spent 2 days cleaning up her house, ready for his arrival, anf then spent the next day in bed with him :twisted: I'm sure he never noticed all the cleaning up she had been doing...................

26 Oct 2005

people who i would like to swing with?? hmm very interesting question, and one i have thought about now since this thread has started, and through great deliberation, i have now come up with the following.
equi-princess, i just love her posts. :P
sarah, do i need to say more wink

but i honestly did not see your shoes. :shock: (but then again i was not looking for them).
onlyme, fantastic looking breasts,
and last, and by no means least, VIX....witty, informative, brains and damned sexy with it. :twisted:
i know i have not included those who i have swung with, and would like to swing with again, but you know who you are. :wink: :twisted:

26 Oct 2005

I would like to swing with.................
ANYONE :cry:
Life is too short to be fussy, after 12 years of marriage and now being single, I am wanting to live life to it's fullest, and being a horny so and so with a sex drive so big it is as if I overdosed on viagra, I figured I might as well make the best of things.