After reading the thread Men looking after themselves.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/310006.html
and watching tonight's How to look good naked, there was a segment on male make-up:-
The Question is - What do you have in your manbag?
In mine:-
Portable sand-blaster.
Mixed grades of sandpaper.
Craggy Island rock filler (industrial strength).
Extra strength Brut.
Pruning Shears (for the eyebrows)
Brown Paper bag (for when all else fails).
Super glue (just incase anything falls off at my age).