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So when was the last time you had sex with a stranger?
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Tuesday :mrgreen:
Orgasminator
Sunday and if Im lucky tomorrow.
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Why bother talking to them at all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 
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Quote by novice1
Does catching someone's eye across a crowded bar and asking the them if they fancy a fuck count?
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Why would you want to fluck someone who has just thrown their eye at you?
:doh: help me I'm getting to the bottom drawer of the joke cabinet!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by Squiggles
Seeing as I've never been formally introduced to my right hand,about...
2 seconds ago
further to this if you sit on your hand and put it to sleep then get to grips with yourself...ain't that strange??? so in itself cos it feels like someone else is doing it does it qualify as sex with a stranger?
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Quote by Benz2502
further to this if you sit on your hand and put it to sleep then get to grips with yourself...ain't that strange??? so in itself cos it feels like someone else is doing it does it qualify as sex with a stranger?
Benz has a point there guys although dont send it to sleep for too long otherwise you loose all control and your hand will flail around like an octopus falling out of a tree.........messy very messy.
Quote by Benz2502
Seeing as I've never been formally introduced to my right hand,about...
2 seconds ago
further to this if you sit on your hand and put it to sleep then get to grips with yourself...ain't that strange??? so in itself cos it feels like someone else is doing it does it qualify as sex with a stranger?
Ah-ha!
The Sleeping Beauty
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Quote by Benz2502
If this happens do you get to take out an "assault and battery charge?"
puts a new light on "bash the bishop"
British jurisdiction doesn't cover the octopus, so I dont know.
What I do know, is that if you ever get the chance to have one work for you employ him. I had one work for me once and alright he was an ugly feck, but he was the quickest bricklayer I had.
Yep....dont judge on looks when employing.
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OMG!
DaveJ noooo!!! enough talk of training your octopusususes to do stuff already. before you know it we'll have people asking yet again "DaveJ??? what else can they be trained to do? is there any possibility, for instance, of an 8-tentacle-shuffle with a octopus, stranger or not??!!" the murky legal status of the octopus vis-a-vis carnal acts is, as you well know, a grey area, so we must be careful not to raise even the merest hint of a suggestion of an inkling.
as i'm sure you're all aware. in some countries sex with a consenting squid constitutes adultery, punishable by a vigorous stoning to death by a trained giant squid armed with specially sharpened razor clams, by way of eye-for-an-eye stylee retribution! a cautionary tale indeed! fortunately for us, we live in a civilised country!
neil x x x x x
DaveJ noooo!!! enough talk of training your octopusususes to do stuff already. before you know it we'll have people asking yet again "DaveJ??? what else can they be trained to do? is there any possibility, for instance, of an 8-tentacle-shuffle with a octopus, stranger or not??!!" the murky legal status of the octopus vis-a-vis carnal acts is, as you well know, a grey area, so we must be careful not to raise even the merest hint of a suggestion of an inkling.
as i'm sure you're all aware. in some countries sex with a consenting squid constitutes adultery, punishable by a vigorous stoning to death by a trained giant squid armed with specially sharpened razor clams, by way of eye-for-an-eye stylee retribution! a cautionary tale indeed! fortunately for us, we live in a civilised country!
neil x x x x x
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The Octopus is a highly intelligent creature and every house should have one. How you use it is your own affair. They can be trained to do many household chores and with their extra limbs, are very quick. Strangely enough the only thing mine can't do, is button a shirt, he's all fingers and thumbs at it.
met up with this mandy girl that posted on here. we were 30 lads showing up at this cinema in London, didn't know her at all, no talking really, just said "Hi Hunny", licked her firm silicone tits, played with her smooth shaven pussy while she wanked my cock, put on a condom and started riding me, she was not the only stranger, we had 29 other strangers watching us! :-)
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ive never really had sex with a stranger execpt last year on holiday when some horny northern girl grabbed me of the street and gave me head then shagged me....that was a bit of a shock! any resent happenings? and was it any good?
Good for you Younglad!!!
Any particular reason that she grabbed you?
Cheers
Paul
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It was the Lynx effect 
