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So where is the horniest place to live?

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Nathan currently resides in the Hereford and Gloucester area. He is sick of never getting any action, and if the action won't come to Nathan, then Nathan is going to move to the action!
So, lets help him out, why should your area be considered the horniest place to live??
Nathans moving plea
Has hard on - will travel!
lhk
Kat
Too right, i must say im disapointed with the lack of goin on's in my area!
So as kit and kat so rightly said 'where is the horniest place to live ?'
I WILL move !! wink
well kit-kat devon lots on this weekend or not on lol lol
Richmond is out - GMTV said this morning that Richmond has a higher proportion of Men to Women than any other town.
Devon - yes, you would be welcome there, good weather, good beaches, and good bonking too!
Sheffield Ah! and I have just received my first members news letter from La Chambre. Still have not got in there though..... confused
Now Oxfordshire ..... has Kit, and what more could you want?
lhk
Kat
Mark...
I know you're a v. v. busy bunny, but I brief reccy of Jane and Les' past posts revealed the name of the chosen charity:
Forum: The Café Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:49 pm Subject: ok shagathon
firstly jane is the shagathon lady minimum donations of ten pounds for children in need

wink Hxx
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

*tum tee tum tee tee tum tee tay*
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It depends of course on what type of action you are looking for, but if you want good, clean swinging fun, North West England has to be the horniest place to live (well, OK, at least the most convenient!). There are several clubs around the North West area: Partners, Liaisons, Cupids, The Club, Adam and Eves, Xanadou, Hotel Paradise and Silks, just to name the ones I can recall off the top of my head - most are around Manchester, but the latter two are in Blackpool. All are easily within an hour's drive of my house lol :lol: :lol: Plus those there are a few decent dogging sites too, Bolton and Southport to name two. What more evidence do you need? There is a house for sale across the road from me - £125K and it's yours - when are you moving in????
Horniest place to live?
Tonga!
Coat...
And that from someone who lives right next door to a decent sex club - tut rolleyes :roll: :roll: - buy British, that's what I say wink
Lancashire must have more swingers per head of population than just about anywhere. As Freud once said, "it is no coincidence that black puddings are the shape they are".*
* he may not have said this.
lol :lol: :lol:
I wondered who the old man with the long beard is - if I see him tonight, I'll give old Sigmund one from you all wink
Bluexxx wrote
I wondered who the old man with the long beard is - if I see him tonight, I'll give old Sigmund one from you all

And here was me, thinking he meant Clement :shock:
He might have done, but I've never had the pleasure of shagging Clement, it's Sigmund who's the perv of the family wink :wink:
Clearly you don't know what he and Henry used to get up to!! wink
No I don't...but maybe someone should tell me, I might find it interesting! :twisted:
What breed of dog was Henry, I might know him wink
Well Cumbria must be the Horniest place, Everybodys horny because nobodys getting any. ( must be a sheep thing )
Has everyone gone animal crackers tonight??? confused I know someone who lives in Cumbria and she gets plenty, must be just you, gs1000! wink
I'm sticking with Lancashire from where I live its 40 mins to both Manchester and Blackpool in great countryside with loads of discrete carparks with those very handy picnic tables provided by local councils at least part of my council tax is well used.
How i wish that my council tax was spent as wisely rolleyes
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Has everyone gone animal crackers tonight??? confused I know someone who lives in Cumbria and she gets plenty, must be just you, gs1000! wink

Hmm. Thanks Blue I think I feel better now that I know sombody must be alive up here.
Don't know about a Fiesta but I had 8 in a mini
8!!!!Ah, but were they all in fully (ooohhh errrrr lol ), and did they take part?
I bet you're talking about 8 hamsters really, aren't you! wink
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8!!!! Ah, but were they all in fully (ooohhh errrrr lol ), and did they take part?
I bet you're talking about 8 hamsters really, aren't you! wink

Well you could call em Hamsters, they were from the local motorcycle club, Mind you you should have seen the 12 in the morris oxford behind. ( ooops thats a bit of a age givaway)
Well, finally got around to posting here. Visited this site many times and enjoy the chatroom. But God !! is everyone from the NW or NE.
Come on people south of Brum and west of Swindon, where are you all.