Warming the Bed
im just here searching the site seeing wots wot...
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so wot are folks up to?
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im just here searching the site seeing wots wot...
Ditto, plus having a drink cus its easter and I dont have to work
The diet was/is good but its on hold whilst I get smashed.Mr Tweeky
Sexpert
just doing the normal family things what most ppl do over easter, ohh apart from being on a swingers sight :shock: oops must have made a wrong turn somewhere 
Sex God
Ironing, bacon sandwich, off to local market, then possible power washing things inthe garden and off out to Easter dinner with 'vanilla' friends.................
Warming the Bed
nice one...
i mostly been 2 gym... borin really....
i mostly been 2 gym... borin really....
On Easter sunday?????
Well, I've done the whole easter egg hunt thing, lost a Cadbury's Flake egg in the pond when it blew out of the tree I'd hid it in , spent the last 2 hours falling out over a toy dog in local Spar shop that i've said she cant have because she's already had umpteen eggs, colouring pads and little presents this morning..... and we're still at stalemate....
So bugger it, I'm going back to bed
Well, I've done the whole easter egg hunt thing, lost a Cadbury's Flake egg in the pond when it blew out of the tree I'd hid it in , spent the last 2 hours falling out over a toy dog in local Spar shop that i've said she cant have because she's already had umpteen eggs, colouring pads and little presents this morning..... and we're still at stalemate....
So bugger it, I'm going back to bed
Warming the Bed
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On Easter sunday?????
Well, I've done the whole easter egg hunt thing, lost a Cadbury's Flake egg in the pond when it blew out of the tree I'd hid it in , spent the last 2 hours falling out over a toy dog in local Spar shop that i've said she cant have because she's already had umpteen eggs, colouring pads and little presents this morning..... and we're still at stalemate....
So bugger it, I'm going back to bed
hahaha dont blame u... yeah been to gym as i have no chocolate to eat....heheh cooking dinner later for my mates so got a right sainsburys advert goin on later.. hehe
Warming the Bed
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Ditto, plus having a drink cus its easter and I dont have to work
Mr Tweeky
grrr
im working tonight :xbad one... i wanna be workin tonight but not work work if u get me drift lol :twisted:
Does anybody know about paste eggs. It's pronounced pace eggs.
My number one is from Cumbria. He resists that. He calls it Cumberland.
Now, apparently. Your mum boils dozens of eggs wrapped in onion skins and this staiins the eggs in varigated colours.
Then you choose your eggs and you smack one against your opponent's egg with a small wager on "your" egg. Eventually there is only one uncracked egg left and the winner collects.
He says it is played at home and in pubs up there.
He says it is an Easter game. I've not seen it in Lancashire and I never heard of it where I grew up.
It's called "dumping".
Mollie x x x
My number one is from Cumbria. He resists that. He calls it Cumberland.
Now, apparently. Your mum boils dozens of eggs wrapped in onion skins and this staiins the eggs in varigated colours.
Then you choose your eggs and you smack one against your opponent's egg with a small wager on "your" egg. Eventually there is only one uncracked egg left and the winner collects.
He says it is played at home and in pubs up there.
He says it is an Easter game. I've not seen it in Lancashire and I never heard of it where I grew up.
It's called "dumping".
Mollie x x x
Sex God
I have sat and finished the jigsaw that I got from a school jumble sale at christmas, it was one of those educational ones that are the shape of a country with major cities showing, this one was of France. Its taken nearly 4 months cos the original box was lost , this wouldn't have been such a problem if the fucker who sold it to me hadn't put it into an empty box of homebrand lollies from Iceland and then wound tape around it all to hold the box together without covering the retailers name, as I spent the first two months searching for Reykjavik to get started.
Sex God
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hahaha dont blame u... yeah been to gym as i have no chocolate to eat....heheh cooking dinner later for my mates so got a right sainsburys advert goin on later.. hehe
cook 4 us please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
our oven just died in the middle of cooking roast beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:x :x :x now trying to microwave it.................bet we`re in for shoe leather.......and no yorkshire pud either!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x
Warming the Bed
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getting some well earned rest, chilling on the sofa with Zoe and Pheobie (calm down they're my cats) ready for another nights dancing tonight.
H.x
dancing where? wot sort of dancin... i used to do ceroc... u heard of it...
Sex God
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I have sat and finished the jigsaw that I got from a school jumble sale at christmas, it was one of those educational ones that are the shape of a country with major cities showing, this one was of France. Its taken nearly 4 months cos the original box was lost , this wouldn't have been such a problem if the fucker who sold it to me hadn't put it into an empty box of homebrand lollies from Iceland and then wound tape around it all to hold the box together without covering the retailers name, as I spent the first two months searching for Reykjavik to get started.
Brillaint, so you foundall 25 pieces then! Glad you finished it Davej :thumbup:
Warming the Bed
i did a jigsaw once done it in 3 hours...... on the box it said 7-12 years.. i was well chuffed
hehehehe
hehehehe
Sex God
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I have sat and finished the jigsaw that I got from a school jumble sale at christmas, it was one of those educational ones that are the shape of a country with major cities showing, this one was of France. Its taken nearly 4 months cos the original box was lost , this wouldn't have been such a problem if the fucker who sold it to me hadn't put it into an empty box of homebrand lollies from Iceland and then wound tape around it all to hold the box together without covering the retailers name, as I spent the first two months searching for Reykjavik to get started.
Brillaint, so you foundall 25 pieces then! Glad you finished it Davej :thumbup:
Its only got 24 now, I burnt Paris to keep it real with recent events.
Sex God
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Does anybody know about paste eggs. It's pronounced pace eggs.
My number one is from Cumbria. He resists that. He calls it Cumberland.
Now, apparently. Your mum boils dozens of eggs wrapped in onion skins and this staiins the eggs in varigated colours.
Then you choose your eggs and you smack one against your opponent's egg with a small wager on "your" egg. Eventually there is only one uncracked egg left and the winner collects.
He says it is played at home and in pubs up there.
He says it is an Easter game. I've not seen it in Lancashire and I never heard of it where I grew up.
It's called "dumping".
Mollie x x x
:shock: :shock:
I'm going to look really dumb here, but this is some kind of joke right? a clever play on words that has just completely zooomed over my head like a Tornado Jet fighter with full afterburners.
or are you serious??
I've certainly never heard of such cruel pracices going on down here.
wrapping your eggs in onions and attaching a 'wanger' :shock: and as if this wasnt bad enough you then expect us to 'smack them together' :scared: :scared:
outrageous behaiviour :fuckinghell:
:jagsatwork: :small-print: have a good mind to report this to the appropriate authorities
<< wonders off muttering
Sex God
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I am counting down to get to my 4000th post....
So I can do a let's all celebrate me posting so much crap thread and really piss davej off :grin:
You would have been at 4000 by now if you hadn't given away yer threads .....bet you never thought it would get that dull you would be working the equivalent of a forum soup kitchen.
Polo you couldn't piss me off, I am calm, I am at peace, I am back to being me
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I am counting down to get to my 4000th post....
So I can do a let's all celebrate me posting so much crap thread and really piss davej off :grin:
You would have been at 4000 by now if you hadn't given away yer threads .....bet you never thought it would get that dull you would be working the equivalent of a forum soup kitchen.
Polo you couldn't piss me off, I am calm, I am at peace, I am back to being me
and now I am one step closer to posting my celebration :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Just getting some practice in on adding those ferking bouncy cotton wool balls
Sex God
Now recovering from power washing the patio etc and been to dinner with the 'vanillas'
Have to think of something to do tonight...........
Have to think of something to do tonight...........
Warming the Bed
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Now recovering from power washing the patio etc and been to dinner with the 'vanillas'
Have to think of something to do tonight...........
and wot did u fink of ?............
