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socials r invented 4................

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Lost
Sex God
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:smitten: Ogling sexy burdz in stockings. So i'm told innocent
moab
Warming the Bed
the ice game.... passionkiss
Unknown User
meeting lots of gorgeous new people you just gotta see again lol
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Seeing if they actually talk in text speak! :giggle:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Seeing if they actually talk in text speak! :giggle:

:giggle: love it!
Lost
Sex God
To join in the Roman orgy that takes place at most of them :twisted:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Lost
To join in the Roman orgy that takes place at most of them :twisted:

Bloody hell, the socials you've attended are way different from those I've been to!
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
To join in the Roman orgy that takes place at most of them :twisted:

Bloody hell, the socials you've attended are way different from those I've been to!
Have I ever told you that there are occasions when my mind wanders into the realms of fantasy lol
Jewlnmart
Master of Sex
....seeing that lots of people are are shorter in real life.
lilnfil
Orgasminator
Quote by Freckledbird
Seeing if they actually talk in text speak! :giggle:

:giggle: love it!
"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain"
sed in mi bestest Little Lord Fontleroy voice :2fingers:
:mrgreen:
SinSi
Sex God
So that they can be cancelled :doh: well the last 2 cov socials have been!
No seriously, socials are for looking at ladies boobies as that's always where they stick their name tag! sillyhwoar:
PS no comments about ironing either for a change..... oops damn!
Unknown User
overdosing on After Eights and Jaffa Cakes and making a complete twat of yourself while your girlfriend, who has a far better level of social etiquette than you, watches on and rolls her eyes in complete disdain as you run around recounting your greatest paintball victories at the top of your voice to anyone who looks remotely interested before suffering a massive headrush and collapsing on the sofa, thus denying at least three guests somewhere comfortable to sit, in a sugary-sickly heap asking your significantly-posher-than-you girlfriend to take you home.
And then waking her up at 0330 because you've perked up and now want to do the 'thing' with the Wispa Bar and electric toothbrush.
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by Mike2mike
overdosing on After Eights and Jaffa Cakes and making a complete twat of yourself while your girlfriend, who has a far better level of social etiquette than you, watches on and rolls her eyes in complete disdain as you run around recounting your greatest paintball victories at the top of your voice to anyone who looks remotely interested before suffering a massive headrush and collapsing on the sofa, thus denying at least three guests somewhere comfortable to sit, in a sugary-sickly heap asking your significantly-posher-than-you girlfriend to take you home.
And then waking her up at 0330 because you've perked up and now want to do the 'thing' with the Wispa Bar and electric toothbrush.

Mike, I have never met you but this post sums up exactly how I have always imagined you rotflmao
Dave_Notts