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Sod's bloody law. Does it exist for you?
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Sorry to drag up an old thread but proof Sod's Law exists & is working in Derbyshire.
How often do you check there is toilet paper in a public loo before having a dump and have to go to another cubicle because there isn't any?
For me the answer is never. There is always loo paper in the holder when I check.
But Sod's Law states that when you don't check if there is paper there won't be any!!!
As I found out today. :cry:
No loo paper?!! That's just abuminable! :moon:
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We left a beautiful sunny England on friday and went to France which was beautiful for 1 day Nd rained the rest :cry: but as we left France the sun returned and we got back to a ....Rain soaked England :doh:
face down toast
no milk in the fridge on sundays
phone ringing at best bit of telly programme
raining when you left coat at home on a sunday morning
broken parking meter at only vacant space
train leaves on time the one day your too minutes late
no toilet paper in the pub khazi
just a few of the poo deals on offer at murphys supermarket
no milk in the fridge on sundays
phone ringing at best bit of telly programme
raining when you left coat at home on a sunday morning
broken parking meter at only vacant space
train leaves on time the one day your too minutes late
no toilet paper in the pub khazi
just a few of the poo deals on offer at murphys supermarket
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Todays Sods Law:
Waited weeks to get to hairdressers with the kids.
Did my sons hair.......fine.
Doing my daughters hair and..........found a lice
They finished her hair but.....
SAID THEY COULDNT DO MINE COS THEY HAD TO STERILISE SCISSORS!! :doh:
Oh the joys of kids (and teachers on here will know all about the lice problem!) LittleGem, do u know what yr letting yourself in for here! :lol:
Waited weeks to get to hairdressers with the kids.
Did my sons hair.......fine.
Doing my daughters hair and..........found a lice
They finished her hair but.....SAID THEY COULDNT DO MINE COS THEY HAD TO STERILISE SCISSORS!! :doh:
Oh the joys of kids (and teachers on here will know all about the lice problem!) LittleGem, do u know what yr letting yourself in for here! :lol: 