Being the thoughtful and selfless person I am, I have spent the major part of tonight trying to solve other people’s problems.
The main problem on this forum seems to be the fact that some people do not get the replies they feel that their ad deserves.
I propose that we give this problem the time and effort it deserves, as such I hereby announce the opening of Tactical United Forum Fighters Solving HeartbreakIn Teams. Group.
The purpose of this group is to work in shifts 24/7 making sure that every advert receives at least an inbox full of replies within 12 hours of posting.
These adverts must be of the usual high quality expected as a result of a swingers advert – and so all volunteers must be fully trained and competent in talking shite.
They must have a minimum of two years experience in lying and subterfuge as well as the ability to adapt their lives, descriptions and everything else at whim.
They must also be thoroughly capable of not being put off by not fitting the bill.
Does this sound like you?
Could you dedicate your life to serving the deprived advert posters of this world??
Full training will be given and you will receive your portfolio of professional porn shots/ “real†pics for use in your replies.
All applicants will be subject to vetting procedures any anyone found to be genuine will be asked to leave the scheme immediately.
Please apply in writing, stating comprehensively how you are suitable ASAP ……….
................Which means I will expect a one line text message from you some time next week!
WBB
Sex God
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