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Some of the "single" guys that come here...?

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What is it with them?
I've been browsing the "Lets meet up" section. Purely for research purposes you understand
Hi I'm "whatever", I'm married and i wanna do a FFM, but my wife won't so I thought I'd advertise on a swinging site 'cos you're all easy and I'm too cheap to pay for a couple of hookers.
WTF confused :?
Do these people operate in the real world? Do they forget that the "things" that my reply to them are real people and not just a cum depositiory?
I'm sorry, maybe I'm not normal, but I like to know the person I'm going to sleep with a little more than just what name to shout out
Maybe I'm wrong and this is how the swinging experience goes.
Do these guys actually get a response other than that ceefax guy. lol
(By the way WBB you'll need to find some way of preserving ceefax's thing or it'll start to smell (if it didn't already) especially in this weather. wink :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Has "The Scene" always been like this? Full of guys that sound like they should have a large moustache, a perm and a gold medallion or long, greasy hair in a ponytail?
And another thing I think I'm relatively averagely endowed (Mrs Easy doesn't complain) but according to my research I'm about 2" below what is considered average in these adverts, so all I'm good for is easy anal and maybe a dibber for the garden :cry: mad rolleyes
Are all the other (honest) blokes on here hung like a Shetland pony as well or is it just me that should feel quite inadequate?
I appologise to all the decent guys (however you're hung) but from what I've read it looks like you guys don't advertise, so how do you fair?
Sorry for the rant, it's just that some of these guys seem to make out that they're doing the women the favour. I wonder if they act like this in real life?
Yeah they probably do, that's why they're trying their luck here. :lol: :lol:
easy calm down :therethere: what you find is that these guys don't have any responses,the decent guys such as yourself tho,probably has more luck than them.
I think that when some people advertise on here they think that all of they're fantasies wil come true and so they use porn film we know that life aint like that,just some realise more slowly than us passionkiss
I think that because of the way this sort of sexual activity is viewed, both in general and especially in the press, with it being seen as abnormal and almost as if there's something really wrong with the people that take part in such activities, some guys see a site like this and think that the people on here are so sexually depraved they have no morals and no standards and will fuck anything that moves as long as he says he's got a big cock and lives locally!
Obviously we know this isn't (entirely at least wink ) the case, but there are still the huge influx of single guys who think it's an easy way to get a quick fuck for nothing.
Personally, as some of you know, I haven't been on this site long, but I bet since the Stan Collymore episode giving activities like dogging such huge publicity, the membership on here has rocketed.
Blame the press, but feel sorry for the misguided fools who believe everything they read!
James i thought you last post on this was really good,and to be honest its dead right.
If people go out with the wrong attitude then they wont get anywhere at all.
Quote by easy
Are all the other (honest) blokes on here hung like a Shetland pony as well or is it just me that should feel quite inadequate?
I am hung like a Shetland pony. Unfortunately I am hung like a particular Shetland pony called Bruce. When the other ponies see Bruce they say, "Oh look, here comes Bruce. Poor sod, he's hung like a human." rotflmao
Quote by Ice Pie
Are all the other (honest) blokes on here hung like a Shetland pony as well or is it just me that should feel quite inadequate?
I am hung like a Shetland pony. Unfortunately I am hung like a particular Shetland pony called Bruce. When the other ponies see Bruce they say, "Oh look, here comes Bruce. Poor sod, he's hung like a human." rotflmao
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James i thought you last post on this was really good,and to be honest its dead right.
If people go out with the wrong attitude then they wont get anywhere at all.

Thanks Tongue!
It's good to know that I've struck the right chords with some of you more experienced lot already! Obviously I have experienced anywhere near as much of these 'Shetland Ponies' as most of you lot, especially the lovely ladies out there, but they certainly get on my nerves too!
Unfortunately, until attitudes change though and people start to realise that swinging and dogging and similar activities aren't so despicable, and in the right environment are actually completely harmless and a lot of fun, these guys will keep appearing to offer their services for all us lucky people to take up!
I cant get over how all you men have an issue with size!! Daz is about 6 and a half to 7 inches,(I think) which is just right for pleasing ME!! You dont need to worry about what everyone else thinks of your size, just as long as you can please the missus!!
DazandLou
You dont need to worry about what everyone else thinks of your size, just as long as you can please the missus!!

Phew!...thats a relief...I had heard that size didn't matter....as long as you had a big one!
Well i personally think thats a load of poo. If Daz was any bigger he wouldnt be allowed anal HALF as much as he gets it now!!!
Sorry if that was too much info!! redface
Too much info?...nah...tell me more!....lol
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Quote by Pleasurelady
Size is irrelevant unless its 2mm or less sad surely its about what pleasure you can give to each other rather than quantity.
As a lady I would say its quality that counts and I would much prefer to have an average guy who knows how to please than a guy hung like a ruddy horse and not know how to work his equipment.
How many of you ladies agree?

Thats exactly what I say all the time Pleasurelady...... And having had a guy who was alot bigger than the average (10" to be exact) I wouldn't thank you for one over 7"
Quote by dazandlou
Well i personally think thats a load of poo. If Daz was any bigger he wouldnt be allowed anal HALF as much as he gets it now!!!

I'm with you on that one too Lou.... wink
Shireen
xxx
Easy,
Good post, and it's always one thats going to arouse a debate.
Firstly on the swinging side. I think most lads who have heard about dogging/swinging have done so through porno mags and the thousands of adverts that make them up, rather than dcent pictures they used to print, and the media - Stan the man again. Swinging is portrayed in the porno mags as married girls who aren't getting enough or who aren't satisfied by their husbands and they are portrayed as nyphomaniacs who will fuck anything as long as he has a hard-on. What they don't give you is an idea of the real swingers, whose approach to sex is a lot more openminded than the porno brigade will ever be. They never let you know of the "club" atmosphere with swingers, where everybody has something in common and are happy to meet like minded people and be able to discuss sex in an open, free environment. I've belonged to lots of different clubs with the different sports i've taken up over the years and the social meets are more about getting to know the people who are also "in the club". When I used to do a lot of scuba diving there was a regular meet on a Monday night in a local. No-one tunred in their full scuba gear, it was more about organising a dive and who was doing what. This is what I think SH is all about and the forum especially - apart from the actual physical meeting of course. So, let the idiots who think they can get a "shag" just by posting an advert saying "come fuck me I've got a big knob" (though I doubt they would actually spell it correctly) carry on. Us true swingers, who enjoy meeting other people, and if we click or find them attractive are not too scared to say so and who also do not get angry or abusive when politley turned down.
As for big cocks, being a bi man, I find a big cock a huge turn on - but thats only playing and wanking it. Its bad enough when sitting on the toilet and having to pass something that resembles a turnip redface so I'm with the girls, having anything bigger than 7" up you, I would think is more painful than pleasurable
lol @ bullerboy
can't even remember that feeling, been in hetero-relationships for so many years now.
just become single again about 2 weeks ago so i just want to have a bit of fun again, don't seem to find many females on this site that live anywhere near my area (Plymouth), oh well, guess i'll have to keep searching.. lol
Quote by JudyTV
Hi easy.
You will find that certain guys on here use a special ruler; it’s already got about 2 or perhaps 3 inches sawn off it so it starts to measure at 2 or 3 inches. Others shove 2 or 3 inches of the ruler up their arse so as to come up with a exaggerated figure. They kid only themselves and no one else and they soon disappear into the sunset ( or back to the Schoolroom) when they get little or no response from their childish immature adverts. You will find many of them at spec savers due to a premature loss of eyesight and at the local chemist buying ointment for blisters on their hands. Many of them appear to work in the finance industries as I have often heard them described as Bankers or something similar.
You come across them in all walks of life and we just have to put up with them, unfortunately at times they are not a minority group as they seem to breed like flies in summer on this site. However, just like all flies they have a very short life.
JudyTV

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Hello Judy
Oh they're using the "fishermans ruler" where 1cm = about 3 inches lol
I wonder how many of them post something stupid on here or in the adverts and then go browsing through the ads ofr fresh "insperation" for their chosen pastime? :lol: rolleyes
Might be a good thing actually. Sexual stimulants during formative years and adolescents usually influences their sexuality throughout their lives. So if they come to a site that is open about all different kinds of sexuality, then maybe they can learn to see people as people and we can get away form these stupid,conservative, victorian values we seem to hold so dear as a society.
Hi all
Well not sure what i should say...i am a married man, my wife although very into the idea of swinging wont go the distance. So about 5 years ago i started to reply to adds on various sites. I have only met 3 women but chatted to a few more in the chat rooms (distance being to much to meet)
Its hard to convince a lady or couple that you are not a fake and would repect them fully.
but some of us "single men are ok" biggrin
But one thing i would never do is join the 10" dick gang !!
my poor little man is only just 6" ...so i am lead to believe i am sub standard. :cry:
At the end of the day when these 10" dickheads meet the swingers that they have conned do they think that they never did maths at school! Or that they wont notice it only just makes it to 6-7".
As for me....well i find i get by ok...i love to give oral till the cows come home. :lickface:
I cant see that i would have had the pleasure of giving anal either if i was 10".........ouch!
Sorry to have gone on a bit.....but treat a woman well and i think the size of your dick is not an issue.
so if any women out there fancy a small one i am your man...lol wink
Jim
Bournemouth
oh i've sooooo not wanted to post on this thread! i've ranted on this very subject far too often already. and yes........indeed etc etc! ;-)
but judy.......
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so which did you end up meeting then??? ;-)
neil x x x x x x x
Quote by JudyTV
Is there some kind of stage makeup that will help me to hide my moustache, its quite small but I don’t really want to shave it off as my girlfriend really likes it

You should've told him to go watch some old episodes of Allo Allo - Rene's bug furry moustache never prevented him successfully disguising himself as a girl...
Quote by roger743
Is there some kind of stage makeup that will help me to hide my moustache, its quite small but I don’t really want to shave it off as my girlfriend really likes it

You should've told him to go watch some old episodes of Allo Allo - Rene's bug furry moustache never prevented him successfully disguising himself as a girl...
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'Leesen very carefully, I wil say zis only wance'..... wink
BB
hi people
this is my first posting so hi all biggrin
going back to the size issue: one thing I wanted to address here:
how is it that every other ad in the 'women seeking men' section ask for we or vwe or vvwe or vvvvwe, looking for 8", 9" 10" plus?
sum claim to have experienced it and wanting more of the same.
are they all just being unrealistic confused fantasising or... :?:
hav fun
tb
Quote by tigerbee
how is it that every other ad in the 'women seeking men' section ask for we or vwe or vvwe or vvvvwe, looking for 8", 9" 10" plus?
I've always preferred to believe that if a woman asks for 10 inches it means she wants me to shag her twice. rotflmao