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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30-feet.
(O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Star fish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Something to ponder on! LOL
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I want to know who found out that pigs have 30 minute orgasms :shock:
Sex God
Quote by feenix
INTERESTING
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
I can think of far better ways to burn off those calories
Terry
Quote by feenix
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Andy_Wakefield you are left-handed aren't you ? Can you let me know when you start feeling really iffy, so I can work out when my nine years start??? :shock:
Thanks
Sex God
Aren't cats left handed (pawed?) too? If so, how does their nine-lives thing work?
Brilliant = a few more to add to the list
On average everyone farts once per hour.
Imagine if they all did it together
Adult male wild boar produce 0.5 litres per ejaculate.
Which is why you will never see a female wild boar performing oral sex without a lifeguard present.
All fetuses' characteristics are female until 6 weeks old.
So when we say "We know what it is like to be a woman" - we really do
lhk
On average everyone farts once per hour.
Imagine if they all did it together
Adult male wild boar produce 0.5 litres per ejaculate.
Which is why you will never see a female wild boar performing oral sex without a lifeguard present.
All fetuses' characteristics are female until 6 weeks old.
So when we say "We know what it is like to be a woman" - we really do
lhk
Sex God
Cats have never followed any rules that apply to humans. Things work differently on their planet.
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Andy_Wakefield you are left-handed aren't you ? Can you let me know when you start feeling really iffy, so I can work out when my nine years start??? :shock:
Thanks
I've been feeling quite iffy for a year or two now, so I would start putting your affairs (literally. lol) in order if I were you.
