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Obviously romance and relationships are staple fare when it comes to song lyrics (especially pop songs) but every now and again you come across (no pun intended!) a song that's about sex...
What's your favourite song about sex?
To explain... my ipod is on shuffle and the Arctic Monkeys' Fluorescent Adolescent has just come on. Always makes me smile a wry smile... it's like Victoria Woods' 'Let's Do It' for the more cynical 21st century lol
An extract for you:
You used to get it in your fishnets,
now you only get it in your night dress.
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis.
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?
Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up...
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
now when she tells she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

(The bits in bold are the lines that make me smile wink )
Buck Cherry ... Crazy Bitch
Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place, and now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay but I got to make my way
(Chorus)
Hey! You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
repeat chorus
Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face
(Chorus X2)
Get the video, fuck you so good
Get the video, fuck you so good
Crazy bitch, crazy bitch
Crazy, bitch
(Chorus X2)
Baby girl you want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off no need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me
(Chorus X2)
You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me
roll me over in the clover and do it again
and again lol
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his-chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go
And I just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his-chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go
Cause I just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside
I never...
I never...
I never...
I never...
Quote by Suedey
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all ........
(Super snip)

I wouldn't say that Mr Brightside is about sex, more about insecurities in a relationship.
How about this one .....
I am a man
Cut from the know
Rarely do friends
Come and then go
She was a girl
Soft but estranged
We were the two
Our lives rearranged
Feeling so good that day
A feeling of love that day
Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the girl
She meant you no harm
Think you're so clever
But now you must sever
You're breaking the girl
He loves no one else
Raised by my dad
Girl of the day
He was my man
That was the way
She was the girl
Left alone
Feeling the need
To make me her home
I don't know what when or why
The twilight of love had arrived
Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the girl
She meant you no harm
Think you're so clever
But now you must sever
You're breaking the girl
He loves no one else
Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the girl
She meant you no harm
Think you're so clever
But now you must sever
You're breaking the girl
He loves no one else
Quote by Funlovers2009
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all ........
(Super snip)

I wouldn't say that Mr Brightside is about sex, more about insecurities in a relationship.

I know Funs but it's such a great song and he is imagining her (i don't think it's his girlfirend by the way) having sex with another man so thought i'd share the song ... love it !!
Another fav .. doesn't actually call it sex .. but
Quote by Suedey
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all ........
(Super snip)

I wouldn't say that Mr Brightside is about sex, more about insecurities in a relationship.

I know Funs but it's such a great song and he is imagining her (i don't think it's his girlfirend by the way) having sex with another man so thought i'd share the song ... love it !!
Agreed! Fab song!

Forgot the link !! Enjoy smile
I have quite eclectic taste in music but my heart is 90's hip hop, where every other tune is about sex :lol2:
Quote by Big_Fraser
I have quite eclectic taste in music but my heart is 90's hip hop, where every other tune is about sex :lol2:

You mean like this one?
Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a bitch ain't one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't
A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane..
I even got a bitch off +Soul Train+
I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz..
Long ends
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum..
But she's the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man?
(A bitch ain't one) Aww shit!
Now let me tell you how to do this shit
I got a bitch that loves to G
She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
I got a bitch who loves both
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
A bitch that lies
A bitch that's true
A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2"
I got a bitch that's cool
A bitch that's hot
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat
I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me...
No a bitch ain't one..
(Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't one
Man you got yourself nothin man
Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga
A bitch ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a bitch ain't one
Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records
But a bitch ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one
Got problems man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass.. f'real
Really, niggaz worryin about bitches
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
:eeek:
Quote by Funlovers2009
I have quite eclectic taste in music but my heart is 90's hip hop, where every other tune is about sex :lol2:

You mean like this one?
Not really no.......... blink
I was getting out of hip hop by the Jayzee era as it all became a bit too by the numbers stadium tour stuff. There are a few tunes which are more about sex and not just 'fuckin bitches' :lol2:
More like LL:

It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I want to knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft

I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain

So what cha sayin, I get my swerve on, bring it live
Make it last forever, damn the kitty cat's tight rolleyes

Mmm... daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck nigga Mandingo in a sec
Who ain't afraid to pull my hair and spank me from the back

No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about

But do you really think that you can work it out

I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out
Here comes the man of steel

Doing it and doing it and doing it well
(I represent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn)

I'm in the mix now, searching for the right spot
To hit now, get down
(Damn my lover dig down, you use a rubber?)
Damn right
(You are my lover)
All night
(The putty good to you? Word to momma)
Man tight
The only thing left to do is climax
Let's make it last
(Word we ain't goin out like that)
(All this time you've been telling that you was a Don)
I tried to warn you girl you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on
(Baby wild, don't do that)
(Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back)
You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live nigga like it girl?
(Nice and wet)
(We get it To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large)
(How a big girl like it Daddy?)
Nice and hard
Safe sexing it, flexing it, getting that affectionate
Chewing it, oohing it, all while we're doing it

Doing it and doing it and doing it well
(I represent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn)

:happy:
504 Boy's - I can tell you wana fuck!
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you want to fuck
(Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
(Jamo)
No, No, No you ain't gotta say to much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
(Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
(Mac)
Now you ain't gotta say much cuz I was peepin you
Lookin at yo hips got me thinkin bout how deep
In you um tryin to go
You heard about No Limit Soldiers?
We get up in it and hit it harder then De La Hoya
I thought I told you soldier draws
Cover my balls, Um known for rippin the pussy walls
I heard you got that kill
I can see all in yo grill
Can you ride me like a black Mercedes?
And make me do that shit I never did with other ladies?
I got a woman so i'm not lookin for love
I just wanna fit yo glove
Get a couple of uh-uh's
Shove it in your mouth just like a thug
And uh, hit me on my pager if you want it
Its soldier passion
So get up on it if you want it WHOA-WHOA!!!!
(Beginning of Chorus)-(Jamo)
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
(Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
(Jamo)
No, No, No you ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
(End of Chorus-Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
(Mercedes)
Put me on the counter in the kitchen
Now baby pour my body with some ice cream
Lick me from head to toe
Bending me over
69'll be the next thing
I wanna taste your body all night long
From sun up to sun down I wanna make you moan
(Beginning of Chorus-Jamo)
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
(Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
(Jamo)
No, No, No you ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
(End of Chorus-Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
(Jamo)
Can I light a candle?
And kiss you in the places light won't show
I'll take my time and do it slow
I'll do my own exercises
Right between your thighs
It's so very pleasural, I'll go places he won't go
Lets keep it on the low-low
So he won't know
Now lets take it to the floor
(Beginning of Chorus-Jamo)
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
(Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
(Jamo)
No, No, No you ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
(End of Chorus-Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
good old pulp.
You are hardcore, you make me hard
You name the drama and I'll play the part
It seems I saw you in some teenage wet dream
I like your get-up if you know what I mean
I want it bad
I want it now
Oh, can't you see I'm ready now.
I've seen all the pictures, I've studied them forever
I wanna make a movie so let's star in it together
Don't make a move 'til I say "Action."
Oh, here comes the Hardcore life
Put your money where your mouth is tonight
Leave your make-up on and I'll leave on the light
Come over here babe and talk in the mic
Oh, yeah I hear you now
It's gonna be one hell of a night
You can't be a spectator, oh no
You got to take these dreams and make them whole
Oh, this is Hardcore
There is no way back for you
Oh this is Hardcore
This is me on top of you
And I can't believe it took me this long
That it took me this long
This is the eye of the storm
It's what men in stained raincoats pay for
But in here it is pure, yeah
This is the end of the line
I've seen the storyline played out so many times before
Oh that goes in there
Then that goes in there
Then that goes in there
Then that goes in there
And then it's over
Oh, what a hell of a show
But what I want to know
What exactly do you do for an encore?
Cos this is Hardcore
Quote by Big_Fraser
I have quite eclectic taste in music but my heart is 90's hip hop, where every other tune is about sex :lol2:

You mean like this one?
Not really no.......... blink
I was getting out of hip hop by the Jayzee era as it all became a bit too by the numbers stadium tour stuff. There are a few tunes which are more about sex and not just 'fuckin bitches' :lol2:

Not that it was really my thing (at all) but it wasnt Jayzee. Jayzee sampled the song and so changed many of the lyrics. The one I put on was Ice T and was from the early 90's. wink
How about : 1)It was a lover and his lass by Thomas Morley
2)It fell on a summer's day by Thomas Campian
In the recording of the former by Bream and Pears, at the lines '...between the acres of the rye....these pretty country fools would lie...' you can quite clearly hear Bream utter, "Yeah!". It never fails to make me laugh.
Ohh thought we would have had this one by now! Great song too reminds me of teenage holiday in Tennerife biggrin
Prince: Get off
How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that you ain’t been gettin' served
They say that you ain’t you know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard for me to say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong
Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am (Here I am)
I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said you told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide
Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am (Here I am)
Get off (Get off)
1 2 3 - Nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (Get off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
You + me, what a ride
If you was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (Get off)
Lay your pretty body against the parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show you baby I'm a talented boy
Everybody grab a body
Pump it like you want somebody
Get off (Get off)
So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Get off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want to eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
You better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when you sat down
Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...
"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight you’re a star
And I'm the big dipper
(Kick it)
(Get off)
(Get off)
How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (Get off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that you ain’t been gettin' served (Get off)
They say that you ain’t you know what
In baby who knows how long (Get off)
It's hard for me to say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong
Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am
Come on
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
A few of his songs do it for me every time:
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger...
And when I get that feeling....
Whenever blue teardrops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby
And honey I know you’ll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don’t know the thing you’re dealing
Ohh I can tell you darling, that it’s sexual healing....
Bessie Smith Lyrics
" Youve Got To Give Me Some "
1928
Loving is the thing I crave
For your love I'll be your slave
You gotta give me some, yes give me some
Can't you hear me pleading, you gotta give me some
Said Missus Jones to old butcher Pete,
I want a piece of your good old meat
You gotta give me some, oh give me some
I crave your round steak, you gotta give me some
Sweet as candy in a candy shop
Is just your sweet sweet lollypop
You gotta give me some, please give me some
I love all day suckers, you gotta give me some
To the milkman I heard Mary scream
Said she wanted a lots of cream
You gotta give me some, oh give me some
Catch it when you come sir, you gotta give me some
Hear my cryin' on my bended knees
If you wanna put my soul at ease
You gotta give me some, please give me some
Can't stand it any longer, you gotta give me some
Seeper called to Pele-Mele, sugar lump
Said I'm going crazy about your hump
You've got to give me some, please give me some
I can't wait eight days, you gotta give me some
Jaybird said to the peckerwood,
I like to peck like a pecker should
But give me some, yes give me some
I'm crazy about them worms, you've gotta give me some
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Purple Stain
To finger paint is not a sin,
I put my middle finger in,
Your monthly blood is what I win,
I'm in your house now let me spin.
lol
So Many Men, So Little Time
It's morning, I open my eyes
And everything's still the same
I turn to the guy who stayed last night
And asked him "What's your name?"
This seems to happen more and more
I love those men one and all
Each new one I meet makes my heart beat fast
When I see them so strong and tall
So many men, so little time
How can I lose?
So many men, so little time
How can I choose?
They tell me I'm up to no good
I should just settle down
But I don't wanna stay with just one man
I wanna sample what's around
Feels like heaven every night
Being here with someone new
Physical thrill, a beautiful smile, and wonderful muscles too
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80, 85, 90, 95....
So really who cares about love?
Who wants that freedom taken away?
For fifty-two weeks of every year there's a new man everyday
It's too many choices to make up my mind
So many men can turn on my light
Don't want true love
Don't want friends
Just give me their bodies tonight
There are many by Björk ..... she writes beautiful songs about fucking
I dont believe we've had this one yet ......
Bloodhound gang - The Bad Touch
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Baby, When I think about you
I think about love
Darling, Don't live without you
And your love
If I have
Those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you
In the heaven
Till I'm dying
On the way
Feel like making
Feel like making love
Feel like making love to you
Baby, If I think about you
I think about love
Darling, If I live without you
I live without love
And if I had
The sun and moon
And they were shining
I would give you
Both night and day
Love satisfying
Feel like making
Feel like making love
Feel like making love to you
And if I had
Those golden dreams
Of my yesterdays
I would wrap you
In the heaven
Till I'm dying
On the way
Feel like making
Feel like making love
Feel like making love to you
Feel like making
Feel like making love
Feel like making love to you
(many thanks to Bad Company and their 1975 album, Straight Shooter, track being "Feeling Like Making Love")
Monty Python's classic
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you ORALIZE
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULY
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
IF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
'Till we're blown away
"Walk This Way"

Now there's a backseat/lover
That's always under/cover
And I talk til my daddy say
Said you ain't seen/nuthin
Til you're down on her/muffin
And there's sure to be a change in ways
Now there's a cheer/leader
That's a real big/pleaser
As far as I can remi/nisce
But the best thing/love it
Was her sister and her/cousin
And it started with a little kiss, like this
She starts/swingin
With the boys in/tune
And her feet just fly up in the air
Singin hey diddle diddle with a kitty in the middle
And they swingin like it just don't care
So I took a big/chance
At the high school/dance
With a lady who was ready to play
It wasn't me she was/foolin
Cause she knew what was she was/doin
when she told me how to walk this way

She told me to
Walk this way!
Talk this way!


Well just gimme a kiss/some head!
Oooh, a-like this!

School girl/sleazy
With a/classy kind of sassy
Little skirt hangin way up her knee
It was three young ladies
In the school gym/locker
And they find they were lookin D
I was high school/loser
Never made it with a/lady
Til a boy told me somethin I missed
That my next door/neighbor
had a daughter/had a favor
And I gave the girl just a little kiss, like this

She starts swingin with the boys in the school
with her feet flyin up in the air
Singing hey diddle diddle with a kitty in the middle
I was swingin like I didn't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a miss who was ready to play
Wasn't me she was foolin cause she knew what she was doin
when she told me how to walk this way
Quote by Lost
Buck Cherry ... Crazy Bitch
Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place, and now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay but I got to make my way
(Chorus)
Hey! You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
repeat chorus
Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face
(Chorus X2)
Get the video, fuck you so good
Get the video, fuck you so good
Crazy bitch, crazy bitch
Crazy, bitch
(Chorus X2)
Baby girl you want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off no need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me
(Chorus X2)
You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me

One of my fave tunes and If you hadn't beat me to it I'd have put this one up. Great taste in Music Lost :-)
Seems we have a few rockers in the house :-D
Here's another one...
Blur - Girls and Boys..
Street's like a jungle
So call the police
Following the herd
Down to Greece
On holiday
Love in the 90's
Is paranoid
On sunny beaches
Take your chances looking for

GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE
Avoiding all work
Because there's none available
Like battery thinkers
Count your thoughts on 1 2 3 4 5 fingers
Nothing is wasted
Only reproduced
Get nasty blisters
Du bist sehr schon
But we haven't been introduced
It's a wonder it wasn't banned
Has anyone mentioned Ivor Biggun yet ?
There once was a woman with wings
Happy with the simple things
She had silk suspenders and high heeled stockinged thighs
Helping me in my need
She was a friend, indeed
She was my baby until the day she died.
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
to blow away the blues.
She was a woman who was twice my size
She looked into my eyes
She said "Only you can blow my blues away."
She said "I'll tell you what to do.
Bring all your friends with you,
and you can come up and see me any ole time of day."
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
to blow away the blues.
There were twenty-seven guys
An unexpected surprise
she just kept on rockin' til the night was gone.
She was smilin' through the tears
for a hundred and fifty years
Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along.
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
to blow away the blues.

Sensational Alex Harvey Band, track called Gang Bang from their 1973 album Next