...S'only fair.. M2PU and absolution for my sins....

23 Aug 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Yeah, and I asked you a question in the 'knickers left in unusual places' thread and you never replied to it!
Ok Postie, here's my questionon this thread:
Do posties make special deliveries to laybys?
:whistling: :whistling:

Soooooooo sorry ES !! Did you? Will be off to check..
but do we deliver to laybys? I know I have! Delivered a postcard, which was actually a photograph that was written on.... of some lass who worked at this particular layby, who had been on a piss up at some point and got her puppies out... and whoever took the pic sent it to her as a postcard... addressed to the cafe layby 1 mile from xxxx village ... I handed it over by showing her the pic and saying " is this you... as i'm not sure???"
And Special deliveries can always be arranged..... wink

23 Aug 2005

Quote by Mal
oh goo away not inteetesred anymore and bunny should eb feamle if not seeya u lost out i apoligised and u moan so you got to eb female seeya shame really u would ahve had a good time cant be bothered with you now

What language is this ???????? lol

and what does it say??????? :lol: :lol:

23 Aug 2005

How long have you been swinging and what has been your favourite experience????
X
wink

23 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Yeah, and I asked you a question in the 'knickers left in unusual places' thread and you never replied to it!
Ok Postie, here's my questionon this thread:
Do posties make special deliveries to laybys?
:whistling: :whistling:

Soooooooo sorry ES !! Did you? Will be off to check..
but do we deliver to laybys? I know I have! Delivered a postcard, which was actually a photograph that was written on.... of some lass who worked at this particular layby, who had been on a piss up at some point and got her puppies out... and whoever took the pic sent it to her as a postcard... addressed to the cafe layby 1 mile from xxxx village ... I handed it over by showing her the pic and saying " is this you... as i'm not sure???"
And Special deliveries can always be arranged..... wink

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Class reply postie!
Who's a busy postie then? Hee!!

:rotflmao:
ES :cheers:

23 Aug 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
oh goo away not inteetesred anymore and bunny should eb feamle if not seeya u lost out i apoligised and u moan so you got to eb female seeya shame really u would ahve had a good time cant be bothered with you now

What language is this ???????? lol

and what does it say??????? :lol: :lol:
Ah.. more my level this.... (and i can stop thinking about trilogies... )
Nomad_Soul... you'll find this is a strange dialect known to language experts as "b'ollox".... as for what it says...
I think it means, in common day parlance..." I'm sorry i was so dimwitted to presume you were female Oh Great Mal. If I had of known you were male I would not have spent an afternoon choking my chicken while imaging your pert buttocks... as it is, i now feel slightly ashamed at my latent homosexuality....and will have no further discourse with you in case i become infected with gayness... and I may like it"
Obviously a rough translation.. but i think thats it...

23 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
OK that last one was far too easy. Try this:
There are 5 actors who have been in 2 trilogys (or at least trilogies, some of them are more than 3 parters)
First one
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones & Star Wars
Name the other 4 actors & the films

Been absolutley wracking my brains on this one! even taken the headphones off..
So far.. and will edit in further answers... if i can....
Sly stallone in the Rambo films and Rocky films..
Mel Gibson in the Lethal Weapons and Mad Maxes...
but i'm now flummoxed... grrrrrrrrrrr
Tell you what being as you've done soo well getting the first 2
I'll give you a clue for the other 2....
They're both Male
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

23 Aug 2005

Quote by Ms Amber
How long have you been swinging and what has been your favourite experience????
X

Oh my... Ms Amber you naughty minx.... you're just after me crab sticks aren't you!
My first EVER experience was about 10 years ago, between a good mate and his wife. It was pre t'internet days and was just one of those things that happened one night....
All in all itt went on for about 5 years. Not regular, but it happened enough for it to become a normal occurence. It ended about 5 years ago by their decision. We are still very good friends now as it happens.
Favourite experience has to be the first time trying DP with the above couple. I didn't realise how intense it would be for all concerned... and how much erm, more I would feel... without being too graphic...
Am i nearly there yet? :shock:

23 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Am i nearly there yet? :shock:

Nearly, but you've still only answered half my question

23 Aug 2005

5 to go Postie biggrin

23 Aug 2005

Postie,
is your cup half empty? or half full?
Congratulations on getting to 1,000 posts (I know you are not there yet, but i'm going to bed now for some rumpy pumpy ha ha ha)
Thanks for the PM's, I am starting to feel more welcomed now
Once again, congrats on the 1,000 !!!!

23 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
oh goo away not inteetesred anymore and bunny should eb feamle if not seeya u lost out i apoligised and u moan so you got to eb female seeya shame really u would ahve had a good time cant be bothered with you now

What language is this ???????? lol

and what does it say??????? :lol: :lol:
Ah.. more my level this.... (and i can stop thinking about trilogies... )
Nomad_Soul... you'll find this is a strange dialect known to language experts as "b'ollox".... as for what it says...
I think it means, in common day parlance..." I'm sorry i was so dimwitted to presume you were female Oh Great Mal. If I had of known you were male I would not have spent an afternoon choking my chicken while imaging your pert buttocks... as it is, i now feel slightly ashamed at my latent homosexuality....and will have no further discourse with you in case i become infected with gayness... and I may like it"
Obviously a rough translation.. but i think thats it...
Nice work Postie mate, now back to the trilogies after your well-earned break :lol:

23 Aug 2005

Here's another question to help you towards the 1000 dollar .........sorry, strike that.........I meant the 1000-post target.................
How does one become an X-man ??????
not that I see myself as X-man #4 or anything..........but just wondered what the criteria was lol

:lol:

23 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Been absolutley wracking my brains on this one! even taken the headphones off..
So far.. and will edit in further answers... if i can....
Sly stallone in the Rambo films and Rocky films..
Mel Gibson in the Lethal Weapons and Mad Maxes...
but i'm now flummoxed... grrrrrrrrrrr
IN EDIT and via the t'internet...
Hugo Weaving... ( i know... who the feck!)
but he was in all the Matrix's and all of the LOTR films too.... go google it... it's there..
right one more...

Well Done
BTW Hugo Weaving

Ermm the King of the Elves whose name I can't remember
3 down 1 to go!

23 Aug 2005

Postie - I'm gonna steal your thunder....It's Clint Eastwood with the "Dirty Harry" and "Man With No Name" trilogies AND Christopher Lee for Count Dracula, Fu Manchu and LOTR
flipa

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23 Aug 2005

Quote by welshBIcouple
Postie,
is your cup half empty? or half full?
Congratulations on getting to 1,000 posts (I know you are not there yet, but i'm going to bed now for some rumpy pumpy ha ha ha)
Thanks for the PM's, I am starting to feel more welcomed now
Once again, congrats on the 1,000 !!!!

Bloody hell, i feel like i've run a marathon...... and i need coffee...... and still not left the computer except to go to the lav.....
Cup half empty or half full...
hmmmm half full definately... have been known to look on the miserable side of things..and this time last year was completely awful...my glass wasn't even half full then, in fact it was empty...with a dead fly in the bottom of it...and a fag end, but it's come round. Things are going ok.. and life is good again.
My coffee cup on the other hand is fecking empty...... enjoy your "rumpy pumpy" ...... see you in 5 mins!

23 Aug 2005

Shhhh
You're not supposed to tell him the answers - And besides, knowing your wicked Piss taking side I'd have thought you'd have taunted him a bit
delete it while he's busy googling

23 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Postie - I'm gonna steal your thunder....It's Clint Eastwood with the "Dirty Harry" and "Man With No Name" trilogies AND Christopher Lee for Cou :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: t Dracula, Fu Manchu and LOTR

Smoker Jim...... bad man.... (but your lovely!) thank feck for that was pulling my teeth out trying to think....
Although i did have Christopher Lee written down on a scrap of paper but couldn't think of any other trilogies he's been in... also have Sean Connery and the Bond films.... but Clint Eastwood eluded me...
yaaaayyyyy Smoker Jim.......

23 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Postie - I'm gonna steal your thunder....It's Clint Eastwood with the "Dirty Harry" and "Man With No Name" trilogies AND Christopher Lee for Cou :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: t Dracula, Fu Manchu and LOTR

There are more too !!
Talia Shire (The Godfather and Rocky trilogy)
Mel Gibson (Mad Max and Lethal Weapon trilogy)
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones and Star Wars trilogy)
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry and Dollar trilogy)
Sylvester Stallone (Rocky and Rambo trilogy)
James Earl Jones (Star Wars and Tom Clancy trilogy)
Frank Oz (Star Wars and Muppets trilogy).
Hugo Weaving (LOTR, Matrix)
all taken from google !! Isn't it the best !!
NOW i really am going for the night rolleyes

Yeah rite, he's addicted and will be back to check AT LEAST one more time tonight

23 Aug 2005

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
3 to go.................

23 Aug 2005

Quote by welshBIcouple
Postie - I'm gonna steal your thunder....It's Clint Eastwood with the "Dirty Harry" and "Man With No Name" trilogies AND Christopher Lee for Cou :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: t Dracula, Fu Manchu and LOTR

There are more too !!
Talia Shire (The Godfather and Rocky trilogy)
Mel Gibson (Mad Max and Lethal Weapon trilogy)
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones and Star Wars trilogy)
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry and Dollar trilogy)
Sylvester Stallone (Rocky and Rambo trilogy)
James Earl Jones (Star Wars and Tom Clancy trilogy)
Frank Oz (Star Wars and Muppets trilogy).
Hugo Weaving (LOTR, Matrix)
all taken from google !! Isn't it the best !!
NOW i really am going for the night rolleyes

Yeah rite, he's addicted and will be back to check AT LEAST one more time tonight
And before anyone points it out, I've just realised that Talia Shire is female !!! DUH redface

23 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Postie - I'm gonna steal your thunder....It's Clint Eastwood with the "Dirty Harry" and "Man With No Name" trilogies AND Christopher Lee for Cou :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: t Dracula, Fu Manchu and LOTR

Smoker Jim...... bad man.... (but your lovely!) thank feck for that was pulling my teeth out trying to think....
Although i did have Christopher Lee written down on a scrap of paper but couldn't think of any other trilogies he's been in... also have Sean Connery and the Bond films.... but Clint Eastwood eluded me...
yaaaayyyyy Smoker Jim.......
I think you owe me a pint ( tequila - Cuevo Gold, for preference ) !!!!!!

23 Aug 2005

postie, yer slacker ( well you do "work" for the post office ) where are you - you still on 997 ( check out my post count and join date :flippa: )

23 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
postie, yer slacker ( well you do "work" for the post office ) where are you - you still on 997 ( check out my post count and join date :flippa

If "where are you" is a question then i'm sitting here, refreshing and replying to pm's... awaiting my next question... c'mon...make it personal.. as long as it doesn't compromise my anonymity or the AUP's , then i'll answer it as openly and honestly as possible... no holds barred....
after 1000 though all bets are off... so make it good!

23 Aug 2005

been sat here staring and yer avater has blinked at me twice now... (looooooong stare going on....:giggle: )
Have you ever or would you ever give another man a blow job to completion while your partner watched..... redface

23 Aug 2005

Jeezuz Postie :shock:
My one question is why are you doing this to yourself? lol

Please do not feel guilty - especially after the party you invited us all to!! :lol:
McC

23 Aug 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
been sat here staring and yer avater has blinked at me twice now... (looooooong stare going on....:giggle: )
Have you ever or would you ever give another man a blow job to completion while your partner watched.....

Oh tatty.... erm.... answer has to be no. On both accounts. It isn't something that floats my boat, or my kayak, sorry to say. Wish it did, it'd open up a whole new world of possibilities.... but nope, i don't think i could do it.
I guess it boils down to doing things you enjoy for yourself, and for no one else. If you did it just to please someone else then IMHO thats wrong.
And while we are on the subject, i've never been that enamoured of having a cock up me arse either ! wink

Not that I am homophobic either... as anyone who knows my nickname IRL would testify to! (and don't mention it here... it'll eventually get googled)

23 Aug 2005

erm ...am i too late psotie..hope not
i thought id break the mold and ask a non-personal question to be boring...
get google ready....
which english player captained england but only played league football in the fourth division ???
answers on a self addressed envolope please

23 Aug 2005

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
redface

sorry but now that I have my answer I am toodling off to bed..... :smug:
Oh and 1 more quick question if thats ok..... any chance of me doing what makes me very happy to you at Leicester if I get there?? surprised

ops:

23 Aug 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Jeezuz Postie :shock:
My one question is why are you doing this to yourself?
Please do not feel guilty - especially after the party you invited us all to!! :lol:
McC

Made it.... phew.... 2 coffee's, tons of fags, a chocolaty thingy and no dinner. But lastly.... McCloggie...
Why? It is atonement for my terrible crimes against M2PU.... I kept laughing to myself today on delivery imagining his face on seeing the amount of pm's he has got.
And as it's a milestone, i thought i'd just open up a bit... always been quite guarded on here... I guess i still am to a degree, but it was an opportunity too good to miss to have a laugh and say something about myself.
Anyhows.... with that... i can now relax... and get back to commenting on the M2PU thread! :lol: :lol:

23 Aug 2005

Quote by dargento
erm ...am i too late psotie..hope not
i thought id break the mold and ask a non-personal question to be boring...
get google ready....
which english player captained england but only played league football in the fourth division ???
answers on a self addressed envolope please

Ian Botham, scunthorpe.... and i didn't google that!