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...S'only fair.. M2PU and absolution for my sins....

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Ok another personal one postie...............What is your ultimate fantasy??
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HAPPY 1000th postie :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
well done you.... :inlove: kiss
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erm ...am i too late psotie..hope not
i thought id break the mold and ask a non-personal question to be boring...
get google ready....
which english player captained england but only played league football in the fourth division ???
answers on a self addressed envolope please

Too bloody easy - but does he know it?
Well done Postie - enjoy the coffee and chocolate thingys however you decide to use them! lol
As for my next to M2PU I think I will ask how many chocolate thingys Postie can get through while he is attononing for his sins.
McC
Well done postie on your 1000 posts..........however I think you should still have to answer the remaining questions!! wink
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Right.. laying it on the line.. in a davej stylee, for one evening only, and to atone for my sins for what I have put poor M2PU through (and maybe get him off my back when he returns..)
I shall answer the next 19 questions without leaving this computer....and smash right through that 1000 posts barrier... I am currently at 980 posts... 981 when i press send with this...
Fire away.... you bunch of miserable ne'er do wells.... and i shall endevour to answer your questions... not always correctly..... but to the best of my, and Google's ability..
( no subject too lowly... no question too mundane...... no entry too personal... !) Just make it original...
right... here we go........... fags rolled...coffee on the table..headphones on.. . Fire away!
i'm going to regret this...
ABSOLUTION !!!, :shock: :shock: Ive only just spotted this thread, are you going soft in your old age postie. It is never, i repeat NEVER a sin to give M2PU a hard time of it. This is not the sort of behaviour ive come to expect from you, confused
or is it just a cunning plan to get yourself of the hook when M2PU nominates his PM victim of the week on his return from Craggy Island?? :?
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Ok another personal one postie...............What is your ultimate fantasy??
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Ultimate fantasy.... well it's got to be........
West Ham stuffing The Gooners at Highbury, and as the Arsenal fans cry their eyes out they all spontaneously turn into gimps and are carted off by troglodytes.... that'd be my u;timate fantasy... I can just hear Linaker now..
"oh my... all the Arsenal fans... have amazingly turned into Gimps.. and whats this...troglodytes emerging from deep below ground, ..and yes... they're cartting the hapless Gooners off to the recesses of the earth.. no doubt for nefarious purposes.... what do you make of that Alan Hansen???? "
" Stunnin' victory fa tha Hammers away from home...Gary.."
As i said.. it's just a fantasy of mine!
:shock: Kinky :shock:
bloody big head
incidentally ostie
!!congratulations
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bloody big head
incidentally ostie
!!congratulations

dargento, are you by any chance taking the pee? rotflmao
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redface sorry but now that I have my answer I am toodling off to bed..... :smug:
Oh and 1 more quick question if thats ok..... any chance of me doing what makes me very happy to you at Leicester if I get there?? surprisedops:

If i knew... and if you get there..... i might..... :shock:
Oh eye,, well done postie on posting 1000 pretty good posts.... ooh ! ,, ive ran out of little P`s
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:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
redface sorry but now that I have my answer I am toodling off to bed..... :smug:
Oh and 1 more quick question if thats ok..... any chance of me doing what makes me very happy to you at Leicester if I get there?? surprisedops:

If i knew... and if you get there..... i might..... :shock:
that's got to be good enough for me then..... rolleyes
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Oh eye,, well done postie on posting 1000 pretty good posts.... ooh ! ,, ive ran out of little P`s

don't worry dargento has a spare one lol
dargento wrote:
bloody big head
incidentally ostie !!congratulations
dargento, are you by any chance taking the pee?
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Well here's one to get you into trouble...
You're going out for the night for a few social drinks and you can choose only 1 of your fellow X Men to go with.
Which would it be and why?

Ah ... too easy........ Wishmaster...... need i say more?
ALL the x~men are top notch... or else they wouldn't be X~men... but Wig-hamster holds a special place, as he was the first person I ever met from SH. On top of that he's a barrel of laughs, loves life, is as mad as a box of frogs, and all round nice guy....
And he looked after me when i was a very shy newbie... when occasionally he should have batted me in the head... but didn't. Cheers Wiggy!
I said i'd be 100% honest.. and there ya go....
Aw jeez... (sniif) ... I'm ... (sniff sniff) ...... filling up here ...... (SOB SOB SOB) . I love you too postie ..... (WAAIIILLL!!!!) .... okie dokie..... now ... whats for dinner....
Question (You can choose the one you want to answer)
1) How deep is the sand and what's at the bottom of it?
or...
2) How does the road always know where I'm going?
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Here's another question to help you towards the 1000 dollar .........sorry, strike that.........I meant the 1000-post target.................
How does one become an X-man ??????
not that I see myself as X-man #4 or anything..........but just wondered what the criteria was lol :lol:

Good question and here's a better one
Is there such thing as an X-Woman?
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Here's another question to help you towards the 1000 dollar .........sorry, strike that.........I meant the 1000-post target.................
How does one become an X-man ??????
not that I see myself as X-man #4 or anything..........but just wondered what the criteria was lol :lol:

Good question and here's a better one
Is there such thing as an X-Woman?
No there isn't!!!!
There is no X Organisation and no-one belongs to it at all......
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BOOM!!!! HAPPY 1000TH POST POSTIE!!!!!
Can we go to bed now that Postie has got over 1000 posts ???????...........i'm knackered, half peed and got work in the morning :cry:
But on the other hand
Well done on the thousand posts bits Postie lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Is there such thing as an X-Woman?

There probably is...........but its a secret
bit like the masons.........or the Tufty club lol :lol:
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Ok another personal one postie...............What is your ultimate fantasy??
xx

Ultimate fantasy.... well it's got to be........
West Ham stuffing The Gooners at Highbury, and as the Arsenal fans cry their eyes out they all spontaneously turn into gimps and are carted off by troglodytes.... that'd be my u;timate fantasy... I can just hear Linaker now..
"oh my... all the Arsenal fans... have amazingly turned into Gimps.. and whats this...troglodytes emerging from deep below ground, ..and yes... they're cartting the hapless Gooners off to the recesses of the earth.. no doubt for nefarious purposes.... what do you make of that Alan Hansen???? "
" Stunnin' victory fa tha Hammers away from home...Gary.."
As i said.. it's just a fantasy of mine!
Postie mate!!!! just as well i didn't read this till this morning lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: As the token arsenal fan here..i am absolutly offended... I mean.....not by the gimp stuff, just the losing to west ham bit!!!!!!!! biggrin like that is ever going to happen!!!
So postie my old mucker.... just exactly what is your nickname in real life mate?????? someone had to ask!!!!
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Silk
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Silk

The hokey pokey? - I should cokey!