Right.. laying it on the line.. in a davej stylee, for one evening only, and to atone for my sins for what I have put poor M2PU through (and maybe get him off my back when he returns..)
I shall answer the next 19 questions without leaving this computer....and smash right through that 1000 posts barrier... I am currently at 980 posts... 981 when i press send with this...
Fire away.... you bunch of miserable ne'er do wells.... and i shall endevour to answer your questions... not always correctly..... but to the best of my, and Google's ability..
( no subject too lowly... no question too mundane......no entry too personal... !) Just make it original...
right... here we go........... fags rolled...coffee on the table..headphones on.. . Fire away!
i'm going to regret this...
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...S'only fair.. M2PU and absolution for my sins....
Sex God
do you ever put your head under the quilt when you have farted?
Casanova
Hi Postie,
You asked for it and we want answers.......................
If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?
What was the best thing before sliced bread
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You asked for it and we want answers.......................
If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?
What was the best thing before sliced bread
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by well_busty_babe
do you ever put your head under the quilt when you have farted?
I tend not to.. BUT.... have been known to....... though i think farting in bed when you are with someone else is beyond the pale, and a peculiar dislike of mine.... in fact i'd go so far as to say i try NEVER to fart in front of the person you are with, in or out of bed..... control that sphincter and have some bleddy manners..... it aint hard...
I can supply you with a reference for this belief of mine WBB... just ask via pm!
AND WE ARE OFF!
Warming the Bed
why do some idiots seem totally incapabable.-- why do some bloke post their ads in the women seeking men section???
its not that difficult is it?
its not that difficult is it?
thats not a fair question to ask who his favourite lady is
he could get slaughtered if he gave the wrong name.
I must admit asking people to ask you questions is a very novel
way of getting your post count up, lol.
so here is a question.
what kind of chemical bonds are there in WATER ?
lisamarie
he could get slaughtered if he gave the wrong name.
I must admit asking people to ask you questions is a very novel
way of getting your post count up, lol.
so here is a question.
what kind of chemical bonds are there in WATER ?
lisamarie
Casanova
Oi Postie,
We going out now, so before we go just want to give you a big
CONGRATULATIONS
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy: :happy:
We going out now, so before we go just want to give you a big
CONGRATULATIONS
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by LisaMarie
thats not a fair question to ask who his favourite lady is
he could get slaughtered if he gave the wrong name.
I must admit asking people to ask you questions is a very novel
way of getting your post count up, lol.
so here is a question.
what kind of chemical bonds are there in WATER ?
lisamarie
you catch on quick lisamarie
:grin: Quote by johneboy
who is your favourite female on SH...and no beating about the bush with answers like...'well they're all so fantastic blah blah blah"....and I'd like your reasons why in the answer
Yikes........ off the top of my head...... and answering 100% truthfully... oh buggerry.....
erm.... there are so many...... you fucker! Thats hard.......
I really like freckledbird.... witty, erudite, quick as fuck and on the forum as much as me..... will have to meet her one day! (think i already have actually.. but not sure.. may have been freckles...) I'd also ad she's really helpful to a lot of people, and loves a piss take.... top lass.... (and from Yorkshire... woo hoo)
Just seen how many of you hav piled in BTW.... delete those crap questions before i get around to them!!!
Quote by wolvie_dude
Why did Royal Mail take mail off the trains...?:D
Save mail on rail :thumbup:
Through short sightedness.... mail has been on the rail for 140 years... in fact it still is... but not as it was..
It MAY be an attempt to get the Govt to pay for it as companies putting stuff on the rail attracts a subsidy, but you have to have been "off rai"l for an amount of time..
But it worked perfectly.. unless some numpty put theier head under a fast train on the mainline east coast... and all mail was then delayed...
Bring it back... although i don't think they will as they have masacred the experience that was the TPO staff......
bastards...
Casanova
Postie, a nice maths one for you babe.
If you lived in Airshire and went to every munch this year, how many miles would you have travelled.
Only big munches though, not small socials
Get you map and calculator out babe
If you lived in Airshire and went to every munch this year, how many miles would you have travelled.
Only big munches though, not small socials
Get you map and calculator out babe
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Hi Postie,
You asked for it and we want answers.......................
If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?
What was the best thing before sliced bread
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?
Hmmmm in my opinion that's 4 questions... and to be brutal... I said original.... and as i am atoning for my sins to M2PU... i can't very well answer questions that are sitting in his inbox.... let that bugger find them out himself...
So using this oportunity to address Johneboy and LM.... yes answering slowly, but i normally do...you just don't know it, and i correct myself before i post.. i HATE typo's ( and i know there are some in my other posts) .. and LM... yep! Blatant post inflation.. but also atonement, poor M2PU... i hope he realises how much i have laid it on the line and goes and buggers you lot up......................... and not me!
Quote by fuzzy2177
why do some idiots seem totally incapabable.-- why do some bloke post their ads in the women seeking men section???
its not that difficult is it?
Trying to answer theese in order without peeking too far down the list.... so..
some idiots seem totally incapable because...... they are. If we lived in caves still they'd be the one's getting eaten by bears while the rest of us legged it.... but unfortunately they can wear clothes and stuff, and there aint many bears left... so they kind of melt in with the rest of us... until they type or talk.. and then you know them... and you'll probably have a better dna sample in frogspawn than them... no sympathy, Malthus may have it right after all....
why do they post in the M-seeking W section... i dunno... though maybe they didn't click off the catagory and it scrolled.. happened to me once! (ended up in CD/TV section)
Sex God
Quote by postie
who is your favourite female on SH...and no beating about the bush with answers like...'well they're all so fantastic blah blah blah"....and I'd like your reasons why in the answer
Yikes........ off the top of my head...... and answering 100% truthfully... oh buggerry.....
erm.... there are so many...... you fucker! Thats hard.......
I really like freckledbird.... witty, erudite, quick as fuck and on the forum as much as me..... will have to meet her one day! (think i already have actually.. but not sure.. may have been freckles...) I'd also ad she's really helpful to a lot of people, and loves a piss take.... top lass.... (and from Yorkshire... woo hoo)
Just seen how many of you hav piled in BTW.... delete those crap questions before i get around to them!!!
I'm all
now! Thanks Postie. I was just going to say 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Johneboy for asking such a horrid question too!Yes, we have met - twice. Obviously I make more of an impression on here than in Real Life. Last time I saw you, you had your head in Alex_Female's lap
Question: How much soil is there in a hole measuring 1metre by 1 metre?
Sex God
Quote by fuzzy2177
why do some idiots seem totally incapabable.-- why do some bloke post their ads in the women seeking men section???
its not that difficult is it?
Why do some people repeat questions when they've been answered on other threads?
Leave it alone FFS
Quote by freckledbird
I'm all
Yes, we have met - twice. Obviously I make more of an impression on here than in Real Life. Last time I saw you, you had your head in Alex_Female's lap
Question: How much soil is there in a hole measuring 1metre by 1 metre?
Bev, feel free to chastise me whenever you feel like it :smackbottom:
:thumbup: :rascal: Quote by clair
Well here's one to get you into trouble...
You're going out for the night for a few social drinks and you can choose only 1 of your fellow X Men to go with.
Which would it be and why?
Ah ... too easy........ Wishmaster...... need i say more?
ALL the x~men are top notch... or else they wouldn't be X~men... but Wig-hamster holds a special place, as he was the first person I ever met from SH. On top of that he's a barrel of laughs, loves life, is as mad as a box of frogs, and all round nice guy....
And he looked after me when i was a very shy newbie... when occasionally he should have batted me in the head... but didn't. Cheers Wiggy!
I said i'd be 100% honest.. and there ya go....
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
ok postie
who played the part of the snake preacher in the uk tour of whistle down the wind
will help you a bit he under studied glen carter who played the man
and good luck
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
????????????????????????? Gooooooooogle!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah.. reckon i may know this.. thinking about it... may be something to do with your best night out EVER... hehehehe... one minute... will try and answer in edit.
is it this??
Chris Holland
Snake Preacher
Chris began singing at the age of four. He trained at the Wells Cathedral School, and at Eleven he was awarded a music scholarship to Kings College, Taunton. He spent five years appearing at concert and cabaret venues throughout the UK and touring in West End Showstoppers and A Tribute to Elvis, as Elvis. In 1993 he understudied Chris in Miss Saigon (Theatre Royal, Drury Lane). In 1994 he headlined a series of concerts entitled West End Goes West (Winter Gardens, Weston-Super-Mare) and was in Out of the Blue (Shaftesbury Theatre). He played Elwood Blues in The Official Tribute to the Blues Brothers (UK and European tour) and appeared in Showstoppers for the BBC with Gary Wilmot. He then appeared as the Pharaoh in Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (UK tour), in Heathcliff (UK tour) and a tour of An Evening with Gary Wilmot. After this he played Vince Fontaine/Teen Angel in the tour of Grease. Most recently Chris was in The Witches of Eastwick at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and the Prince of Wales Theatre.
FOUND HERE
Quote by freckledbird
who is your favourite female on SH...and no beating about the bush with answers like...'well they're all so fantastic blah blah blah"....and I'd like your reasons why in the answer
Yikes........ off the top of my head...... and answering 100% truthfully... oh buggerry.....
erm.... there are so many...... you fucker! Thats hard.......
I really like freckledbird.... witty, erudite, quick as fuck and on the forum as much as me..... will have to meet her one day! (think i already have actually.. but not sure.. may have been freckles...) I'd also ad she's really helpful to a lot of people, and loves a piss take.... top lass.... (and from Yorkshire... woo hoo)
Just seen how many of you hav piled in BTW.... delete those crap questions before i get around to them!!!
I'm all
now! Thanks Postie. I was just going to say :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Johneboy for asking such a horrid question too!Yes, we have met - twice. Obviously I make more of an impression on here than in Real Life. Last time I saw you, you had your head in Alex_Female's lap
Question: How much soil is there in a hole measuring 1metre by 1 metre?
I metre wide by 1 metre deep? 1 metre deep by one mtre wide B
UT by what other measurement? Gotcha! ( i think!..........)
AND thinking about it.... there is NO soil in a fecking hole!
Almost had me....
get up earlier FB!
:wink: 
Sex God
Yeah, and I asked you a question in the 'knickers left in unusual places' thread and you never replied to it!
Ok Postie, here's my questionon this thread:
Do posties make special deliveries to laybys?
:whistling: :whistling:
Ok Postie, here's my questionon this thread:
Do posties make special deliveries to laybys?
:whistling: :whistling: Quote by clair
OK that last one was far too easy. Try this:
There are 5 actors who have been in 2 trilogys (or at least trilogies, some of them are more than 3 parters)
First one
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones & Star Wars
Name the other 4 actors & the films
Been absolutley wracking my brains on this one! even taken the headphones off..
So far.. and will edit in further answers... if i can....
Sly stallone in the Rambo films and Rocky films..
Mel Gibson in the Lethal Weapons and Mad Maxes...
but i'm now flummoxed... grrrrrrrrrrr
IN EDIT and via the t'internet...
Hugo Weaving... ( i know... who the feck!)
but he was in all the Matrix's and all of the LOTR films too.... go google it... it's there..
right one more...
Sex God
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