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sorry i just could not resist posting this

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At school this morning a teacher asked all the children
what there fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, etc .
Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him
about his
father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all
his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll
go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with
him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Edward
aside to ask him if that was really true....
"No" said Edward "He plays Rugby for England but I was just too
embarrassed
to say!"
its not very often we get to do this
Mal
Mod
Ever heard of (English!) Moderators discretion??? :shock: evil
Mal
wink
John_Lancs
Sexlightened
Quote by mal609
Ever heard of (English!) Moderators discretion??? :shock: evil
Mal
wink

Aww come on Mal where is your sense of humour. I found it hilarious even though I am Scottish confused
Unknown User
Where's Rainbows?
innocent :gagged:
the Laird
xx
Unknown User
Quote by mal609
Ever heard of (English!) Moderators discretion??? :shock: evil
Mal
wink

aww Mal
its not very often we get this
we are normally on the other end of the stick
colin
Unknown User
Quote by jah_2uk
its not very often we get to do this

rotflmao
Ooooo I love it !
Get it in while you can lol -I have lost count of the number of sheep jokes I have endured in the chatroom rolleyes
Minx xx
(Welsh and proud smile )
Unknown User
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Minx xx
(Welsh and proud smile )

And DAMN fine looking with it :twisted:
the Laird
xx
Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee

Minx xx
(Welsh and proud smile )

And DAMN fine looking with it :twisted:
the Laird
xx
Hehe shurrup Laird lol redface
Hijack over
Minx xx
Unknown User
What do you get if you mix the England Rugby Team with an Oxo cube?
lhk
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
What do you get if you mix the England Rugby Team with an Oxo cube?
lhk

I know I am going to regret this. What Kat?
Unknown User
Oh well as i didn't start it....
Woman goes to the Doctors and says. "Doctor, I've got a cork in my fanny and when I take it out it chants, 'Come on England!'"
Doctor says, "I wouldn't worry about it love-a lot of twats do that.."
Rainbows please don't hurt me too much :P
Minx xx
Vix
Sex God
Da iawn, Col bach!
Diolch! biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Vix
Da iawn, Col bach!
Diolch! biggrin

You speak better Welsh than me Cariad ;)
Minx xx
Vix
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Da iawn, Col bach!
Diolch! biggrin

You speak better Welsh than me Cariad ;)
Minx xx
Oooh, haven't been called Cariad for.. um... 22 years :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Vix
Da iawn, Col bach!
Diolch! biggrin

You speak better Welsh than me Cariad ;)
Minx xx
Oooh, haven't been called Cariad for.. um... 22 years :shock:
Is that good or bad? lol
Minx xx
Unknown User
Quote by Rainbows
What do you get if you mix the England Rugby Team with an Oxo cube?
lhk

I know I am going to regret this. What Kat?
A laughing stock. wink
lhk
Rainbows
Sex God
I am henceforth boycotting this thread.
Anyway - I am Scottish :rude:
kazswallows
Sex God
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Always thought rugby players were gay..... lol :lol: And now i'm running..very fast
bolt :lol: :lol: