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Sorry, realise now I should have introduced myself here!

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I joined yesterday and having put a few posts up and reading many, now realise how rude I have been! redface So I now wish to introduce myself and say what a great site this is.
Ok, I'm 43 and single, was married for 14 years, then had a 4 year relationship with a lovely woman which finished about 4 months ago. I have posted an ad, No. 174425 if anyone wants to look and will eventually get round to putting more things on my profile, once I work out how to! rolleyes
I joined here, mainly for the dogging scene, as I have have always enjoyed watching, but sadly, have had few opportunities. My ideal scenario from here, is to meet some friendly, preferrably experienced, couples to spend some quality time with on a regular basis, whether watching or participating.
My intentions for now are to keep a low ish profile and post as and when I feel it is appropriate or I have something to say, funny or otherwise. I hope this will enable you all to get to know me and my sense of humour too! I will, on occasions, visit the chat room, but having been on a couple of times, it really does seem that many of you already know each other and it is hard to get a conversation going. I suppose the next step for me would be to come along to a munch, but I realise I won't get invited till I have proved myself a little more. Maybe I can try for the January one? Would be great to put some faces to names/handles on here.
As far as the site is concerned, GREAT, LOVE IT. Loads of useful information, particularly on etiquette here, in the chat room and out dogging. Plenty of sensible advice and warnings too, some of which hadn't occured to me. The moderators seems strict, but fair, which is good to see. Not been told off yet, but seen a few that have!
Sorry, waffling now! lol Anyway, hi all and I hope, in time, I can get accepted into what seems to be a great community (not sure if that's the right word!) Look forward to meeting some of you at a munch next year.
Keith
:welcome:
I'm sure with such an eloquent and well thought out introduction, you'll get on just fine in here.
As for the chatroom, yes it can seem a bit cliquey, but that's because of the natural resistance to the chancers and one-liners, joining the clique is acutally very easy, all you have to do is chat a bit :-)
Wow, quick replies too! Thanks for that, I will TRY and chat over the coming months and get to know some of you in there. look out for me!
And another one to swell the numbers in the South!
wave and :welcome: to the nut house.
Helloooo, welcome to the forum... and you got it right about the mods being strict! :sparring: smackbottom :rascal:
Too pisse to be eloquent
Bur welcome to the asylum
Hiya Keith wave
wow, what a cracking post, feel like I know you already lol
Welcome to the Cafe, and if that post is anything to go by, I look forward to reading future ones.
Have fun biggrin
Hiya Missy
Hiya Dammy passionkiss
:lol2:
Welcome keef wave
Brilliant intro :thumbup:
There seems to be a problem with blue's new avatar. A bit missing?
Something to do with the size limit no doubt. wink
keef!
cracking bloody hello post mate! biggrin
:welcome: to SH!
yep some of us have had the pleasure of meeting each other socially, but that's thanks to the magic of SH! :D
crack on with the posts! have fun!
welcome aboard! ;)
neil x x x x ;)
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Hiya Dammy passionkiss
:lol2:

Pissed agian but not lost.
Did I say hi to keef???
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Pissed agian but not lost.
Did I say hi to keef???

Not sure you did hun, you better say it again just in case lol
..... now don't you go wandering off where I can't find you ok :jagsatwork:
Thanks all and Dambuster, yes you did thanks, have another one on me! lol
Hi and :welcome: from me
wave
beware the goldfish, marbles and loon
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Pissed agian but not lost.
Did I say hi to keef???

Not sure you did hun, you better say it again just in case lol
..... now don't you go wandering off where I can't find you ok :jagsatwork:
No problem, just ask if anyone's seen a walking curtain. rotflmao :rotflmao:
Hi keef69
Welcome to the asylum
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Pissed agian but not lost.

Oh dear I feel a shynewbie question coming on. Hello Dammy baby kiss
oh and welcome Keef. wave
now - do you have a stack of take-away menus by your side? Cleaner booked? Cats in a cattery?
Good - 'cos once you settle in the cafe you can forget about life as you knew it before!!!
:borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:
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Pissed agian but not lost.

Oh dear I feel a shynewbie question coming on. Hello Dammy baby kiss
:borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:
But did you????
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hi from me to

Oh Red, you still haven't quite got the hang of thus yet, Have you?
wink
Ya div kiss
huh what have i done now
and stop nicking my words .div wink
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huh what have i done now
and stop nicking my words .div wink

From me to you, you to me??
Hi Keef wave
We already "met" in the dogging forum, but another hello can't hurt! biggrin
Serendipity
ooooooooo i like your av
serendipity :twisted:
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Hi Keef wave
We already "met" in the dogging forum, but another hello can't hurt! biggrin
Serendipity


Jeeeeeez how did I miss YOU ???
Welcome, Miss (or Mrs) Serendipity to the asylum. As belated as it is

Tell me I didn't do that in somebody else' welcome thread
Keef - I must add to the chorus on this thread to say that you've done an exceptional intro to yourself - in the few weeks I've been really invoved on here its got to be one of the best I've seen anybody will now look forward to reading more of your ideas/opinions if this is typical of you - well done.
Welcome Keith! biggrin
Noticed you earlier but excellent introductory post. You should do well if that's the quality of your contributions.
Good on ya!
Regards
LC wink
Once again, thank you, thank you and thank you for your warm welcomes. I'm glad I read some posts before putting my original one up. It went:
"Hi, I'm Steve, got a 24 inch dick, n e birds want it up the ar5e" lol :lol: :lol:
Now personally I think that was pretty original and clever, would have got me loads of genuine responses and shown how serious I am about this scene, but you all seem to like the one I did, so fair enough! :lol:
Calista: Great Avatar, recognised you instantly. :lol: Not sure you were on the list for best bum award, but you have my vote. :smitten:
Serendipity: Glad we have met, but who are you in there????
I've got my 4 kids, yes 4! all day, but wil try and get in later to see you all. Once again, thanks for making me feel human. Hope my sense of humour isn't too warped, I think not, from what I've seen so far! biggrin