Sound familiar?

18 Nov 2003

Apparently the Washington Post has been running a contest challenging readers to take a legitimate word from the dictionary and by either adding, removing or changing a SINGLE letter create a new word and then provide a definiton. The following suggestions looked so appropriate I had to share them with you:
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Glibido: All talk and no action. rotflmao

(sorry but I like that one!!)
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
The last one was the winner!!! Hope you enjoyed them and the more creative and intellectual of you could always invent some more (Jags, KitKat, blue, Sandie, Sappho.....). smile

Hey, a bit of crawling never hurt - as long as it's not in front of blue when she has got her strapon out :shock: :shock: surprised

uch: in which case it could be bloody nearly fatal!!! :shock:
Will

18 Nov 2003

A quick few off the top of the head....
Pornobrapher...someone who only sends out nob shots biggrin

Nonosecond....the infinitesimal amount of time in which you realise that the newbie couple that youve just met in the pub have suddenly got cold feet.
Emale...a single male who emails a lot but never meets up.
Cunnifingus....what happens when you meet one of those cads who pretends to go down on a woman but only uses his fingers.
Hypoclit....someone who says that they like prolonged sex sessions but makes her cum quick by concentrating on her clit during oral sex.
Can't think of any more right now....
Peter

18 Nov 2003

I've never heard of this "letter-changing" activity before, but this has cracked me up

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
One point - there doesn't sound anything wrong with the hypoclit to me wink

18 Nov 2003

Glad to be of service, blue!! 8)
:shock: Aaaaarghhhh, what am I saying??? :shock: No, you put that down. RIGHT NOW!!!
Will

18 Nov 2003

So, Will - are you a hypoclit?

18 Nov 2003

A few more....
Pricrastinator....someone who keeps putting off a good wank...
Anusthetic....the reassurance given to women by men that anal sex isn't painful...:-)
Fleshflood....the sudden appearance of 100's of PM windows in the chat room when someone says "I'm a single fem"...
Actually Blue I'm a Hypoclit....but weeks working abroad and a lack of time for myself have made me a Pricrastinator, lol!!!!
Bestest,
Peter

18 Nov 2003

Hi Will
Will Shake Spear = I Will wank over you.
Cunnilingual= Fully conversant in cunnilingus
I am fading away into the opening floor.
Jags send me to the corner PLEASE!!! wink

:wink: :wink:

18 Nov 2003

Just a couple from me...
Prograns - aged hookers
Hippopotanus - Rather large posteriors
Farse - Butt jokes
Next...?! redface

18 Nov 2003

Tit Bank - Somebody who likes to deposit on tits. (Old one I know)
A Butkake Party - Where everybody throws a cake on one persons butt.
Ann Bummers Party - Sexy lingerie and goods that either show off or intrude the posterier
Dodgers - A sexual activity that usually takes place in car parks where couples run away from a hord of in polite blokes.

18 Nov 2003

Quocum - the smallest number of people required to make group sex valid
Mastibate - the ability to perform oral sex on oneself
GMS - the international time zone where men are always wrong whatever the time of the month!
and I wanted to do this one but it is two letters changed - and is inspired by one of Will's originals!
Orchasm - at sexual climax the gap between what she is feeling, and what she is saying.
lhk
Kat