Soup, do you eat it or drink it?
confusing isnt it.
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Overrated stuff is soup 
Reckon it was only invented so people could get rid of their stale bread and at the same time sound exotic :?
Croutons - wtf? :confused:
They go all soggy if you don't eat em within seconds :shock:
What's the difference between soup and sauce anyway. Just a way of doing dinner without actually adding any substance, like meat and veg
Missy - off to make Dolmio soup :?
Reckon it was only invented so people could get rid of their stale bread and at the same time sound exotic :?
Croutons - wtf? :confused:
They go all soggy if you don't eat em within seconds :shock:
What's the difference between soup and sauce anyway. Just a way of doing dinner without actually adding any substance, like meat and veg
Missy - off to make Dolmio soup :?
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Quote by Mmmaybe
depends if it has lumps in, surely?
Thats whats got me puzzled, cos not necessarily. Put tomato soup in a bowl and I eat it with a spoon, put it in a cup and I drink it. It's troubled me for a while.
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Quote by Missy
Overrated stuff is soup
Reckon it was only invented so people could get rid of their stale bread and at the same time sound exotic :?
Croutons - wtf? :confused:
They go all soggy if you don't eat em within seconds :shock:
Can't understand why they make em so small and why they can't put them in a seperate packet, withing the main packaging. Time I've picked em out, lined em up on the side of the plate, it seems hardly worth the burnt fingers trying to dunk em.
Quote by davej
Thats whats got me puzzled, cos not necessarily. Put tomato soup in a bowl and I eat it with a spoon, put it in a cup and I drink it. It's troubled me for a while.
Same as cake - when does it become 'gateaux'
It depends on how you eat it I s'pose, put it on a plate and you pick it up and eat it ....... Put the same thing in a bowl, and you have to use a spoon :confused:
Plate = Cake
Bowl = Gateaux
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Are you pair sitting in the same random retirement lounge?! :giggle:
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
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....and don't even twizzle yer brain with an ice lolly cos provided you only lick it or suck it your niether drinking or eating...
see confusing.
see confusing.
Quote by Dirtygirly
Are you pair sitting in the same random retirement lounge?! :giggle:
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Kinda given me some spare time - tis not easy in the retirement lounge with just Davej. I know somethings wrong cos can not only understand him, but also started to empathise :shock:
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....and don't even twizzle yer brain with an ice lolly cos provided you only lick it or suck it your niether drinking or eating...
see confusing.
Slightly different tack....
Candy floss :shock:
Put a football size lump in your mouth.....
Hit's your tongue and hey presto, where did it go??? :shock: Gone, disappeared :confused: All you got to show for your is a wooden stick and a bit of fluff on your eyelashes
Wotsits are similar - even the cat looks confused when she eats one
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Are you pair sitting in the same random retirement lounge?! :giggle:
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
Nearer the truth than you would imagine at this end, anyways I've read through the other threads, hurt myself trying to insert the base of a victorian brass bedside lamp into my rectum :shock: and figured soup was a safer option. :smug:
Quote by Missy
Are you pair sitting in the same random retirement lounge?! :giggle:
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Kinda given me some spare time - tis not easy in the retirement lounge with just Davej. I know somethings wrong cos can not only understand him, but also started to empathise :shock:
Ah the SH Home for the Retired Mods. Bit like a nursing home with more mental patients
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Quote by Missy
....and don't even twizzle yer brain with an ice lolly cos provided you only lick it or suck it your niether drinking or eating...
see confusing.
Slightly different tack....
Candy floss :shock:
Put a football size lump in your mouth.....
Hit's your tongue and hey presto, where did it go??? :shock: Gone, disappeared :confused: All you got to show for your is a wooden stick and a bit of fluff on your eyelashes
Wotsits are similar - even the cat looks confused when she eats one
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: the confused cat got to me.
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Quote by davej
Are you pair sitting in the same random retirement lounge?! :giggle:
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
Nearer the truth than you would imagine at this end, anyways I've read through the other threads, hurt myself trying to insert the base of a victorian brass bedside lamp into my rectum :shock: and figured soup was a safer option. :smug:
Do you have any pics of that then?! :giggle:
Sassy... I soooooo read your post wrong!
ops: :oops:But it really did make me laugh! I'm not sure sharing would be the politically correct thing to do though!
Quote by Dirtygirly
Are you pair sitting in the same random retirement lounge?! :giggle:
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
Nearer the truth than you would imagine at this end, anyways I've read through the other threads, hurt myself trying to insert the base of a victorian brass bedside lamp into my rectum :shock: and figured soup was a safer option. :smug:
Do you have any pics of that then?! :giggle:
Sassy... I soooooo read your post wrong!
ops: :oops:But it really did make me laugh! I'm not sure sharing would be the politically correct thing to do though!
pm button <---------------- use the force
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Are you pair sitting in the same random retirement lounge?! :giggle:
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
Nearer the truth than you would imagine at this end, anyways I've read through the other threads, hurt myself trying to insert the base of a victorian brass bedside lamp into my rectum :shock: and figured soup was a safer option. :smug:
Do you have any pics of that then?! :giggle:
Could have done D.G. if only I hadn't shelved me plans for an elbow that can bend in the other direction from another thread, but with me body as it is, I can't reach.
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Quote by davej
Are you pair sitting in the same random retirement lounge?! :giggle:
Is this what happens when you give it all up?!
Nearer the truth than you would imagine at this end, anyways I've read through the other threads, hurt myself trying to insert the base of a victorian brass bedside lamp into my rectum :shock: and figured soup was a safer option. :smug:
Do you have any pics of that then?! :giggle:
Could have done D.G. if only I hadn't shelved me plans for an elbow that can bend in the other direction from another thread, but with me body as it is, I can't reach.
Yeah but can you lick it?! Your elbow I mean! :giggle:
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I drink cup a soups, though I haven' had one for years since they have seemed to have taken my fave one away
I eat other soup. Actually I only like Heinz potato and leek, you can keep every other soup in the world. I eat it as I put bread in it and then eat the lot with a spoon.
I eat other soup. Actually I only like Heinz potato and leek, you can keep every other soup in the world. I eat it as I put bread in it and then eat the lot with a spoon.
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Thick shakes can be a puzzle as well cos for the most part I drink em through a straw, but on the occasion where it's too thick to suck up the straw without a sticking plaster over my arsehole, I remove the lid, hold the straw further down in my hand and scoop it out, it's at that stage that I revert to eating it.
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Quote by davej
Thick shakes can be a puzzle as well cos for the most part I drink em through a straw, but on the occasion where it's too thick to suck up the straw without a sticking plaster over my arsehole, I remove the lid, hold the straw further down in my hand and scoop it out, it's at that stage that I revert to eating it.
Yes. I don't drink MacDonalds milkshake, which is actually soft icecream. I eat that off the end of the provided straw.
Quote by bluexxx
Yes. I don't drink MacDonalds milkshake, which is actually soft icecream. I eat that off the end of the provided straw.
Haven't touched a MacDonalds milkshake since I found out Davej dropped his nadgers in it for easy shaving :shock:
(Am crying here with the plaster over the asshole for better suction
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Quote by Missy
(Am crying here with the plaster over the asshole for better suction
The idea for that came from when I was trying to smoke a lower tar cigerette and went for the Sik Cut low tar, was the only way I could draw hard enough to get any smoke from it. Gave it up and went back to Embassy on account of finding a tobacconist and pharmacist next door to each other difficult.
Quote by davej
(Am crying here with the plaster over the asshole for better suction
The idea for that came from when I was trying to smoke a lower tar cigerette and went for the Sik Cut low tar, was the only way I could draw hard enough to get any smoke from it. Gave it up and went back to Embassy on account of finding a tobacconist and pharmacist next door to each other difficult.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't, stop it :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Get off that commode, cos I really need a go on it now :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I eat the ones with lumps in and drink the smooth ones. I dont eat tinned soup anymore as part of my live til I'm 60 objective.
I can see what you are saying about the milkshakes, sometimes it would be easier to suck the burger through the straw. Mind you that's another filthy concoction I now avoid.
I can see what you are saying about the milkshakes, sometimes it would be easier to suck the burger through the straw. Mind you that's another filthy concoction I now avoid.
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Soup out of a tin is not soup :giggle: Its a thinly veiled disguise, that tomato soup is the tomato ketchup which wasn't thick enough to make the grade 
Homemade soup, really thick, lumpy & full of veg :lickface: is eaten
(Anorak who freezes masses of homemade soup in handy little 1 serving portions)
Homemade soup, really thick, lumpy & full of veg :lickface: is eaten
(Anorak who freezes masses of homemade soup in handy little 1 serving portions)
Soup... I cant get enough of it... always always found soup to be a great meal and hugely satisfying.I was brought up on a daily helping and was always told that chicken soup is the "jewish penicillin".
I'm following a healthy eating plan and I find its the best way to get as many portions of veg down a day.
Im well into making my own home-made soup at the the morning i put a pan of various mixed chopped vegetables, a low salt stock cube and water into a pan, add some fresh herbs and leave it to boil away untill the veg has gone very soft... I get out my hand blender, and bravo.... youre there.
cheap...satisfying....low calorie... loads of vitamins.... and it keeps you regular as clockwork!!!
I should to point out that tinned, packet and processed soups have huge amounts of added salt in them... and are far from healthy.. even if they have a low calorie count. Not very good for the heart at all, and could actually do you more harm than good.
i could go on and on about it for hours...
I'm following a healthy eating plan and I find its the best way to get as many portions of veg down a day.
Im well into making my own home-made soup at the the morning i put a pan of various mixed chopped vegetables, a low salt stock cube and water into a pan, add some fresh herbs and leave it to boil away untill the veg has gone very soft... I get out my hand blender, and bravo.... youre there.
cheap...satisfying....low calorie... loads of vitamins.... and it keeps you regular as clockwork!!!
I should to point out that tinned, packet and processed soups have huge amounts of added salt in them... and are far from healthy.. even if they have a low calorie count. Not very good for the heart at all, and could actually do you more harm than good.
i could go on and on about it for hours...
