Southerners.....?

29 Sep 2004

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/22296.html
In a light hearted retort to the above post...
Do you still sell piss weak beer with no head?
Yorkshire pudding is as all good yoorjies will tell you the food of the GODS. It is versatile enough to be used not only as a meal with tatties and mince, but in times of old they were often produced for treats for the kids and were spread with jam. before you BARF, try it? If you can ram a poppadom/pitta bread in ya fizzog, then try this wholesome versatile dish?
Dont go their on us yorkshire folk, because we are from strong stuff like our lancashire bretheren.....cloth caps and tweed trousers are nothe the norm here, and we even have our own language i'll ave y'know me lad!
Is it 'cos you is soft? lol

:lol:

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29 Sep 2004

are you trying to start world war 3..... biggrin

:D :D
as an exiled cockney i should stick up for the "sarf".......... but i can't......
long live the glorious north........
down with warm fuzzy lager... and up with bitter, scotch and brown ale!!!!
sean xxxxxxx

29 Sep 2004

Sean...
That is cos we is the backbone of the country. Wiout't pits and manual workers, it't'd be a reit t'old mess! rolleyes

29 Sep 2004

eeeee bah gum yin yang tha's not wrong tha noz ((( that's knows for speakers of non-northern dialects )))
ah wuz reet lookin' forrad ((( forward etc etc ))) to a drop o' tetley's wi' thee, but t'tin baths reddy so ah'm off to scrub t'coil muck off aforrus ((( before my ))) tea!
sitthee
neil x x x ;)

29 Sep 2004

Gents please remember that the only good thing to come out of yorkshire or lancashire are the roads to

29 Sep 2004

You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

29 Sep 2004

(Magik grits teeth and takes deep breaths counting to ten. :shock:
Turns to his piss weak tea and takes a sip...sllurp!.

29 Sep 2004

Quote by westerross
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

and squirty cream (FROM A CAN!!) lol

Loverly Jubbly biggrin

29 Sep 2004

Quote by fruity1976
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

and squirty cream (FROM A CAN!!) lol

Loverly Jubbly biggrin

I can think of better things to do with squirty cream and you don't need to be a northerner for that - all comers will do!!

29 Sep 2004

Quote by westerross
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

and squirty cream (FROM A CAN!!) lol

Loverly Jubbly biggrin

I can think of better things to do with squirty cream and you don't need to be a northerner for that - all comers will do!!
Dont u mean CUM'ers! ;)

29 Sep 2004

Quote by fruity1976
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

and squirty cream (FROM A CAN!!) lol

Loverly Jubbly biggrin

I can think of better things to do with squirty cream and you don't need to be a northerner for that - all comers will do!!
Dont u mean CUM'ers! ;)
I sure did - just waiting for you to correct my spelling - you saucy thing!

29 Sep 2004

hehe i must be so bloody obvious! Ahhh well back to the drawing board or something lie it or something?? confused

29 Sep 2004

Quote by fruity1976
hehe i must be so bloody obvious! Ahhh well back to the drawing board or something lie it or something??

hey fruity nowt wrong wi' obvious! least we know where we stand etc!

now you we're saying ((( possibly to TE i know, but god loves a trier ))) about cumming? hmmmm?
:rotflmao:
n x x x :P

29 Sep 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
are you trying to start world war 3..... :D :D
as an exiled cockney i should stick up for the "sarf".......... but i can't......
long live the glorious north........
down with warm fuzzy lager... and up with bitter, scotch and brown ale!!!!
sean xxxxxxx

OOOoooo Fabio!! mad

The south was okay when you wanted to meet up for a beer hun!! :twisted:
Your soooo fickle!! rofl

29 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
hehe i must be so bloody obvious! Ahhh well back to the drawing board or something lie it or something??

hey fruity nowt wrong wi' obvious! least we know where we stand etc!

now you we're saying ((( possibly to TE i know, but god loves a trier ))) about cumming? hmmmm?
:rotflmao:
n x x x :P
Fruity obviously came and then went!! Something I said???? lol

:lol:

30 Sep 2004

hehe cheeky, came and went to bed :P
Early morning been up since six, got another assessment today!

30 Sep 2004

Southern wusses.... Wearing 3 layers of clothing in winter... What's that all about????
Not in the north, who needs more than a t-shit????
.... although I am thinking that there maybe a link here with the number of peeps with colds.

30 Sep 2004

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr Cider and Pasties!

30 Sep 2004

Quote by professorj
Gents please remember that the only good thing to come out of yorkshire or lancashire are the roads to

Amen to that :roll:

30 Sep 2004

As do ALL the shires calista!

30 Sep 2004

We drink Chardonay...yes that's wine for you bloody northerners..beer? had some once when I was 16..puked ...
You don't get real beer until you cross into Scotland..eighty shilling ale...now thats beer..