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yin__yang
Sexlightened
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/22296.html
In a light hearted retort to the above post...
Do you still sell piss weak beer with no head?
Yorkshire pudding is as all good yoorjies will tell you the food of the GODS. It is versatile enough to be used not only as a meal with tatties and mince, but in times of old they were often produced for treats for the kids and were spread with jam. before you BARF, try it? If you can ram a poppadom/pitta bread in ya fizzog, then try this wholesome versatile dish?
Dont go their on us yorkshire folk, because we are from strong stuff like our lancashire bretheren.....cloth caps and tweed trousers are nothe the norm here, and we even have our own language i'll ave y'know me lad!
Is it 'cos you is soft? lol :lol: confused:
fabio
Sex God
are you trying to start world war 3..... biggrin :D :D
as an exiled cockney i should stick up for the "sarf".......... but i can't......
long live the glorious north........
down with warm fuzzy lager... and up with bitter, scotch and brown ale!!!!
sean xxxxxxx
yin__yang
Sexlightened
Sean...
That is cos we is the backbone of the country. Wiout't pits and manual workers, it't'd be a reit t'old mess! rolleyes
neilinleeds
Sex God
eeeee bah gum yin yang tha's not wrong tha noz ((( that's knows for speakers of non-northern dialects )))
ah wuz reet lookin' forrad ((( forward etc etc ))) to a drop o' tetley's wi' thee, but t'tin baths reddy so ah'm off to scrub t'coil muck off aforrus ((( before my ))) tea!
sitthee
neil x x x ;)
professorj
Warming the Bed
rolleyes Gents please remember that the only good thing to come out of yorkshire or lancashire are the roads to
westerross
Sex God
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.
Unknown User
(Magik grits teeth and takes deep breaths counting to ten. :shock:
Turns to his piss weak tea and takes a sip...sllurp!.
confused
Unknown User
Quote by westerross
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

and squirty cream (FROM A CAN!!) lol
Loverly Jubbly biggrin
westerross
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

and squirty cream (FROM A CAN!!) lol
Loverly Jubbly biggrin
I can think of better things to do with squirty cream and you don't need to be a northerner for that - all comers will do!!
Unknown User
Quote by westerross
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

and squirty cream (FROM A CAN!!) lol
Loverly Jubbly biggrin
I can think of better things to do with squirty cream and you don't need to be a northerner for that - all comers will do!!
Dont u mean CUM'ers! ;)
westerross
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
You tried Yorkshire pud with syrup on it? Can't be beat! Mind you I think a southerner invented that.

and squirty cream (FROM A CAN!!) lol
Loverly Jubbly biggrin
I can think of better things to do with squirty cream and you don't need to be a northerner for that - all comers will do!!
Dont u mean CUM'ers! ;)
I sure did - just waiting for you to correct my spelling - you saucy thing!
Unknown User
hehe i must be so bloody obvious! Ahhh well back to the drawing board or something lie it or something?? confused biggrin
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
hehe i must be so bloody obvious! Ahhh well back to the drawing board or something lie it or something?? confused biggrin

hey fruity nowt wrong wi' obvious! least we know where we stand etc! rotflmao
now you we're saying ((( possibly to TE i know, but god loves a trier ))) about cumming? hmmmm?
:rotflmao:
n x x x :P
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Quote by fabio grooverider
are you trying to start world war 3..... biggrin :D :D
as an exiled cockney i should stick up for the "sarf".......... but i can't......
long live the glorious north........
down with warm fuzzy lager... and up with bitter, scotch and brown ale!!!!
sean xxxxxxx

OOOoooo Fabio!! mad
The south was okay when you wanted to meet up for a beer hun!! :twisted:
Your soooo fickle!! rofl
westerross
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
hehe i must be so bloody obvious! Ahhh well back to the drawing board or something lie it or something?? confused biggrin

hey fruity nowt wrong wi' obvious! least we know where we stand etc! rotflmao
now you we're saying ((( possibly to TE i know, but god loves a trier ))) about cumming? hmmmm?
:rotflmao:
n x x x :P
Fruity obviously came and then went!! Something I said???? lol :lol:
Unknown User
hehe cheeky, came and went to bed :P
Early morning been up since six, got another assessment today!
devil_in_part
Sexlightened
Southern wusses.... Wearing 3 layers of clothing in winter... What's that all about????
Not in the north, who needs more than a t-shit????
.... although I am thinking that there maybe a link here with the number of peeps with colds.
Calista
Sex God
Quote by professorj
rolleyes Gents please remember that the only good thing to come out of yorkshire or lancashire are the roads to

Amen to that :roll:
yin__yang
Sexlightened
As do ALL the shires calista!
bigdog69
Forum Virgin
We drink Chardonay...yes that's wine for you bloody northerners..beer? had some once when I was 16..puked ...
You don't get real beer until you cross into Scotland..eighty shilling ale...now thats beer..