Now folks, I realise that I was out of order in suggesting using the spa for dipping sheep....sheep wouldn't like the decor....but, it seems a shame that it's mainly used at weekends. Listen, how about turning the temperature down , just a smidgen, and we can stock it with fish. I can then enjoy a bit of angling during the could even rent the fishing out to raise a bit of cash. You'll never notice girls, you'll just think it's the boys 'firkling', under the water. A few eels might liven things up...how say you muckers?
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Spa Zone 08/04/04
Quote by Kinky Lizard
Artificer, otherwise known by his school nick name of 'old Jim' enjoying a pleasant afternoon on the sunny banks of the spa. He shouldn't have had that last can of Special Brew, should he......
Kinky Lizard
Quote by Kinky Lizard
Artificer, otherwise known by his school nick name of 'old Jim' enjoying a pleasant afternoon on the sunny banks of the spa. He shouldn't have had that last can of Special Brew, should he......
Kinky Lizard
good one Kinky,
How did you get Corrie into that mermaid suit?
Corrie, some swimming there my dear.....should be fun in the spa with you able to zoom about underwater like that......big breaths?
(oh, by the way kinky, Old Jim wasn't my nick-name, wrong there mucker, Old Jim was a favourite sheep dog, died a while ago. I buried the old lad, seemed the decent thing to do, and marked his grave with a giant Polo mint. I often go and sit by his marker, reminds me of happier times.....
Tootlepip
Sex God
<slides in beside tds>
Ooooh its lovely and warm in here, just what i needed
Ooooh its lovely and warm in here, just what i needed
Sex God
Quote by Nallers
SPLOOOOOSH!!! --trips on tds' empty beer can--
<Nallers surfaces with embarrassed look of pain and beer can stuck to his big toe>
Soz Angel honestly that wasnt supposed to be a cunning plan to land head first between your legs.
Nallers, you splashed my face... oh, there's blood on your toe, get out and I'll see if I can find a first aid kit anywhere.
tds, be a sweetie and pass me that towel..... oh god he's passed out, must have been the shock or the sight of your blood.
Nallers, close your eyes while I get out, I didnt realise I should have brought a bikini
Sex God
Ok Nallers, just lie down here, I've folded my big towel up for you to use as a pillow, and put your towel around me, its a bit short but there you go. I've found the first aid kit, let me just clean that toe up a bit.
There, its not nearly as bad as it first looked now that its stopped bleeding.
This plaster should do the trick, now how's your head feeling? Open your eyes for me, how many fingers am I holding up?
Close your eyes if that feels better, I'll be back in a minute, just need to check on tds....
Where are all the girls when I need them???? I never was much good at playing Florence Nightingale!
There, its not nearly as bad as it first looked now that its stopped bleeding.
This plaster should do the trick, now how's your head feeling? Open your eyes for me, how many fingers am I holding up?
Close your eyes if that feels better, I'll be back in a minute, just need to check on tds....
Where are all the girls when I need them???? I never was much good at playing Florence Nightingale!
Sex God
It's pouring with rain out there! Has anyone got a towel I could borrow? Oh, thank you Angel. You're so kind 
Sex God
So are you beginning to feel any better yet? I'm hoping that Dreamer Helen is on her way, she does have on a very fetching nurse's outfit tonight, maybe that will make up for the fact that someone swiped my towel when i wasnt looking 
Sex God
Quote by DreamerHelenapart from a large stiff one? Well tds appears to have passed out in the spa, and I think Nallers may have concussion. And someone's stolen my towel, so I'm gonna slip back into the spa to warm up. But first, I'm going to pour that drink.
I'm here.....what do you need Angel?
What do you mean you didnt realise I meant I wanted a strong drink? ;)
Sex God
Quote by DreamerHelenhalf naked? speak for yourself! Here I was having a quiet soak even though I'd forgotten my bikini, when all hell breaks loose!
Well, I think we should just leave the boys where they are and have a good old soak in the Jacuzzi.....the boys will be fine, they'll wake up quick enough when they realise there are two half-naked women alone together....
Nallers is resting his head on my towel so I borrowed his, then DJohn whipped it off me when I was concetrating on other things!
This vodka is going down well though. I like your nursing style Helen :lol:
Sex God
Only half naked? I'm so disappointed with this site! They promised me fully naked women in the imaginary jacuzzi when I signed up.
Sex God
btw 98 posts now, be a sweetie and put the champers on ice would you DJohn? I am naked after all.....
Sex God
OK! Champers on the post, and ice on your naked body.
I'm not sure that's quite right, but it'll have to do.
I'm not sure that's quite right, but it'll have to do.
Sex God
Quote by DJohnBeen on the sauce tonight have we DJohn?
OK! Champers on the post, and ice on your naked body.
I'm not sure that's quite right, but it'll have to do.
I'm never going to warm up at this rate!
<off to prepare my centenary speech
> 
Sex God
Sorry Nallers, DreamerHelen distracted me. Come and sit here and I'll hold the ice to your head. Ok, here goes
<clears throat>
My friends, (dramatic pause)
Lets get drunk!
Here endeth the sermon... bottoms up!
<clears throat>
My friends, (dramatic pause)
Lets get drunk!
Here endeth the sermon... bottoms up!
Sex God
Quote by Nallers
Lets get drunk!
<considers the options - nurofen or chardonay>
Okay Angel you've convinced me - would you be so kind as to pass a glass of that chardonay - purely for medicinal purposes of course
Nallers, its there on the other side of you! <sigh> ok, I'll get it for you, but it means I'll have to reach across you, there may be some bodily contact. Brace yourself! Do you think tds is ok? He hasnt stirred for ages!
Oh well, I've used the limit of my knowledge of first aid in cleaning up and putting a plaster on your toe. Not much else I can do really. Do you know where the switch is to turn up the bubbles? They feel really nice on my back, I'm definitely beginning to relax now... maybe thats down to the vodka though. cheers :cheers:
Sex God
Quote by DreamerHelenIs this because I offered to be a serving wench in the GFZ?
Oh what the hell.......*slipping off bikini bottoms*......now I'm naked too!!!!
Let's carry on with the party.......Angel hun, pass me some champers....
There you go Helen :cheers:
