Carpathian wanders in, looking like the week he's just had has lasted about 17days. Mad work combined with rushing home to meet the guy coming to fix his TV aerial (who never turned up) has not made a great way to chill out.
He's also missing a certain somebody like mad, but he's sure the residents of this rather observant place must realise that by now ! It really needs a long soak to get him back to being himself....
"Anybody in here? Nope, looks like just me then"
Heading over to what looks like lockers he grabs a key, dumps a few things and heads into a cubicle to get changed.........
Now changed into some not-so-fashionable long bermudas, Carpathian spots the sound system behind the counter at the front desk and drops in a copy of the soon to be released Prince CD.
The volume is set at a listenable but low level and he sets out to find somewhere to just lie, soak and enjoy the soulful rock and free-jazz funk.
He just hopes people don't think he's being anti-social..........
Evening Carpy, this is nice isn't it? no wenches or hassle, care for a glass of wine?
Funnily enough, I was just about to offer you the same - just opened a bottle of a rather nice Chillean Cabernet Sauvignon. Determined to chill in the extreme tonight and party tomorrow night....not a bad plan, wouldn't you say ?
Sorry, drifted off somewhat for a while - shows this place works........could be the wine of course but I'd prefer to just enjoy relaxing and not analyse it too much !
I could lie here all night very easily........
That's ok Carpy, yes this place does work and I suggest we do not broadcast the rooms merits to much, we should be a little selfish and keep this to ourselves.
Evenin' playmates...can I jump in and soak off a week's grime?OOh...that feels good; me lumbago has been a bugger this week, too many years mauling ewes about and lugging bags of this and that , I reckon. Is that Mrs Peel about? I was hoping to listen to her talk, fair excites me it does....and that Mrs FC, well, Buggity Bugger, she's a rum wench, and no mistake. She'd fetch the blood up in a damson.
thinks: you know, this jacuzzi contraption would make a fair tidy sheep dip...??...i wonder if I could sneak tyhe ewes down here and dip 'em before the blowflies start to troubling 'em.....Mmmmmm
Artii, we are on to a good thing here indulge, relax but most of all KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!
Ah, Arti - such a mixture of thoughts there !
MrsFC and Mr's Peel would, I'm sure, also be welcomed with open arms and scented oils in this den of relaxation but sheep.....well, as divine as Dolly was I think her woolly self may not be the best addition to our little haven of tranquility.
Anyway, dear friends, being prune-like from soaking in here is not the best thing so I'm off to dry off and go to bed whilst still feeling blissful.
{Carpy climbs out of pool, waves a friendly goodbye and vanishes off to get dry}
Goodnight, one and all !
drops robe and hops in to....ooooooooooh its warm
Ohhh !!! this is getting comfy. Fred !! I think you should of made this a BIT BIGGER.
This is going to be very popular after a hard days work !!!!
whos playing footsie with me??
you must have been under wayer didnt know u were in here ;-)
if i had a coat with me i would get it....i think ive pulled
prefer the warmth of the spa...the bubbles get everywhere pas me the champers please
i think you need the ice bucket not the champers to cool down tds
Corrie wanders into spa area. Forgets she is wearing her new month long contact lenses and realises something is sticking to her eyes and leaves without saying a word :shock: :shock: :shock:
mmmmmm move over tds. You don't mind if I don't bother with the swimsuit, I find it so restricting.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels good.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
shifts up..pats the space next to him......no no need for the swimsuit.....i have slipped my speedos off anyway
MrsFC opens her eyes..... :shock: OMG I've turned into a prune !!!!!!! Fallen asleep again.
This was so relaxing last night, now look at me !!
MrsFC climbs out of the spa to uncrease herself
I'll be back later guys.!