The spa zone will be open each weekend from around tea time Friday to bed time Sunday.
It is an area for relaxation and mutual pampering, enjoying the delights of relaxed and flirtatious company in a pressure free environment.
Available to you will be a Jacuzzi, Plunge pool, various sauna, ice fountain. In addition there will be a well stocked bar and nibbles.
Staff will be on hand to tend your every need.
As a Virtual Spa, if you have a particular yearning for the weekend, then it can be accomodated, however, please be aware that this is a gentle area, with no loud noises or sudden movements.
The spa area will be cleaned out each week, with links displayed to previous weekends.
May peace and tranquility be with you.
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Sex God
Quote by wideloadI think you got a bit confused there!
Who's responsible for staffing this jointOkay I'll go to the bar what are u drinking Mr FC, Kit if you can get somebody to work this shift you'r gonna have to bring in Kit.
Still, nice to see you back wideload. I can't stop I am afraid - got too much work on this afternoon, but I am heading up the M40 this evening1! :happy:Will - and the sun is shining too, ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh go on then! I'll have a quick G&T
Sex God
Thankyou Misschief.
I just walk in and I get a big spash. I'm all wet now!!?
I'm not too busy today so I'll have a little stint behind the bar. Right anybody for a shaken up can of carling?
I just walk in and I get a big spash. I'm all wet now!!?
I'm not too busy today so I'll have a little stint behind the bar. Right anybody for a shaken up can of carling?
Oops sorry Kat 
- you ok?
Stiff one needed over here Matt!!! here drink that Kat, will make you feel better, honest. Well, more numb the pain actually, but same thing
You know what I fancy on a day like this - a Strawberry Daiquiri, that's what
How are you with cocktails Matt? Is it a cocktail? - I dunno, I just had to look in my drinks cupboard to spell Daiquiri!!
Wake up Wideload, wake up, wake up WAKE UP! I said. Tis the weekend, woooohooooo, no time for this sleeping nonsense! :twisted:
- you ok?Stiff one needed over here Matt!!! here drink that Kat, will make you feel better, honest. Well, more numb the pain actually, but same thing
You know what I fancy on a day like this - a Strawberry Daiquiri, that's what
How are you with cocktails Matt? Is it a cocktail? - I dunno, I just had to look in my drinks cupboard to spell Daiquiri!!Wake up Wideload, wake up, wake up WAKE UP! I said. Tis the weekend, woooohooooo, no time for this sleeping nonsense! :twisted:
Sex God
It's ok Wideload. I think the till is broken. It says I owe you :shock:
Oh well. Here's your beer.
Hands a pint to Kat, wideload, Misschief and pours one for himself.
Aaaar, That's tasty.
edit:
I have no idea of what a ***** is. Have a pint instead.
Oh well. Here's your beer.
Hands a pint to Kat, wideload, Misschief and pours one for himself.
Aaaar, That's tasty.
edit:
I have no idea of what a ***** is. Have a pint instead.
Sex God
Quote by wideload
Has anybody seen misschief
It's funny Wideload. As soon as you're in the room Misschief dissappears!!!!!
You both ask for one another though.
I think my parents did the same trick for twenty years. I thought they could of been the same person, just being able to change clothes, sex and hair really quickly.
Sex God
There does seem to be a lack of flirtatious company. There is a very small wrenches uniform behind the bar that I could use to.
Quickly stretches into the wrenches costume showing off his heaving hair man breasts.
Here you MrFC, a pint of Old Speckled Hen. I hope this quenches your thirst.
Quickly stretches into the wrenches costume showing off his heaving hair man breasts.
Here you MrFC, a pint of Old Speckled Hen. I hope this quenches your thirst.
Sex God
ME !! ME!! ME!! :bounce: :bounce:
I can be flirtatious company !!!!!
:D :D :D :D
I can be flirtatious company !!!!!
:D :D :D :D Wooohooo MrsFC ello!!!
Just come back from buying some Ice ..... now for that Daiquiri, here you go MrsFC one for you too .... somethings missing tho, just doesn't look right
AHHH! :idea: :idea: :idea:
scrambles under the counter and brings out an assortment of umbrellas, straws and bumble bee things on sticks
Much better :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Wanna slurp guys :twisted: careful the straw doesnt go up your nose, I gotta drink outta that!!!
Just come back from buying some Ice ..... now for that Daiquiri, here you go MrsFC one for you too .... somethings missing tho, just doesn't look right
AHHH! :idea: :idea: :idea:
scrambles under the counter and brings out an assortment of umbrellas, straws and bumble bee things on sticks
Much better :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Wanna slurp guys :twisted: careful the straw doesnt go up your nose, I gotta drink outta that!!!
Sex God
awww thanx Misschief !!!
you ain't gonna get past security dressed like that :giggle: 
Sex God
Ah, the GFZ. I haven't been there in ages. But alas, I've got things to do tonight which involve leaving the compounds of my computer screen.
Looks like I will have to take my fetching tight body out of the cue and be leaving you all to it. I hope you all have a good weekend.
Ta ta.
Looks like I will have to take my fetching tight body out of the cue and be leaving you all to it. I hope you all have a good weekend.
Ta ta.
Sex God
Kat Kat I got called away 
Now is this a bit more to your liking ?
Move over, im coming in.
Misschief another drink......... you can tell the weekend is here !! :bounce:
Now is this a bit more to your liking ? Move over, im coming in.
Misschief another drink......... you can tell the weekend is here !! :bounce:
Sex God
Wideload just keep talking :D
:D 
:duel: So girlies take note!!! :sparring:
