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The spa zone will be open each weekend from around tea time Friday to bed time Sunday.
It is an area for relaxation and mutual pampering, enjoying the delights of relaxed and flirtatious company in a pressure free environment.
Available to you will be a Jacuzzi, Plunge pool, various sauna, ice fountain. In addition there will be a well stocked bar and nibbles.
Staff will be on hand to tend your every need.
As a Virtual Spa, if you have a particular yearning for the weekend, then it can be accomodated, however, please be aware that this is a gentle area, with no loud noises or sudden movements.
The spa area will be cleaned out each week, with links displayed to previous weekends.
May peace and tranquility be with you.
Unknown User
Don't worry Mr FC, just look happy and the place will soon be swarming. wink
Do me a favour, Mr FC stick this above the do not disturb sign!

lhk
Kat
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by wideload
Who's responsible for staffing this joint rolleyes Okay I'll go to the bar what are u drinking Mr FC, Kit if you can get somebody to work this shift you'r gonna have to bring in Kit.
I think you got a bit confused there! lol Still, nice to see you back wideload. I can't stop I am afraid - got too much work on this afternoon, but I am heading up the M40 this evening1! :happy:
Will - and the sun is shining too, ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh go on then! I'll have a quick G&T
Missy
Sex God
Throws off her working week - A running jump into the Jacuzzi, doing the best 'bomb' ever
:bounce:
Gerrrrronimo!!!!!
God that felt good cool
Unknown User
cool I love it when a plan comes together! 8-)

*Kat contemplates the MissChief, - approaching at a high velocity, arse first, and with legs and arms tucked tightly in to reduce wind drag - and wonders if lying spreadeagle across the Jacuzzi was such a good idea after all!* :shock:
mattmoleman
Sex God
Thankyou Misschief.
I just walk in and I get a big spash. I'm all wet now!!?
I'm not too busy today so I'll have a little stint behind the bar. Right anybody for a shaken up can of carling?
Missy
Sex God
Oops sorry Kat redface - you ok?
Stiff one needed over here Matt!!! here drink that Kat, will make you feel better, honest. Well, more numb the pain actually, but same thing confused
You know what I fancy on a day like this - a Strawberry Daiquiri, that's what cool How are you with cocktails Matt? Is it a cocktail? - I dunno, I just had to look in my drinks cupboard to spell Daiquiri!!
Wake up Wideload, wake up, wake up WAKE UP! I said. Tis the weekend, woooohooooo, no time for this sleeping nonsense! :twisted:
mattmoleman
Sex God
It's ok Wideload. I think the till is broken. It says I owe you :shock:
Oh well. Here's your beer.
Hands a pint to Kat, wideload, Misschief and pours one for himself.
Aaaar, That's tasty.
edit:
I have no idea of what a ***** is. Have a pint instead.
mattmoleman
Sex God
Quote by wideload
Has anybody seen misschief confused:

It's funny Wideload. As soon as you're in the room Misschief dissappears!!!!!
You both ask for one another though.
I think my parents did the same trick for twenty years. I thought they could of been the same person, just being able to change clothes, sex and hair really quickly.
Unknown User
Yeah wideload I'm back now flirtatious company are yes....Helloooooo misschief!! :twisted:
Right now mine is an ale biggrin
Sorry guys we will have to take this to the GFZ soon......any volunteers for flirtatious company.....quick any takers before Sarge turns up!!!
mattmoleman
Sex God
There does seem to be a lack of flirtatious company. There is a very small wrenches uniform behind the bar that I could use to.
Quickly stretches into the wrenches costume showing off his heaving hair man breasts.
Here you MrFC, a pint of Old Speckled Hen. I hope this quenches your thirst.
MrsFC
Sex God
ME !! ME!! ME!! :bounce: :bounce:
I can be flirtatious company !!!!! biggrin :D :D :D :D
Missy
Sex God
Wooohooo MrsFC ello!!!
Just come back from buying some Ice ..... now for that Daiquiri, here you go MrsFC one for you too .... somethings missing tho, just doesn't look right
AHHH! :idea: :idea: :idea:
scrambles under the counter and brings out an assortment of umbrellas, straws and bumble bee things on sticks
Much better :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Wanna slurp guys :twisted: careful the straw doesnt go up your nose, I gotta drink outta that!!!
Unknown User
Well, Mrs FC, it seems only fitting that for the inaugural flirt in the Swinging Heaven Spa Area, it should be someone as gorgeous and sexy as you.
So, come and join us for the grand tour, want to slip into something more comfortable?
lhk
MrsFC
Sex God
awww thanx Misschief !!!
Unknown User
OH ! way to put me in my place MRs FC :cry: Nothing like being ignored to make a man try harder!
Now..... where did I put my essential oils! :twisted:
Unknown User
Ah! Matt speckled Hen will do fine......Er what are you wearing? dunno you ain't gonna get past security dressed like that :giggle:
Now let's form an orderly queue outside the GFZ thats right passes at the ready.....won't be long......realy....... rolleyes
Missy
Sex God
Wideload, I wouldn't watch our girlie comings and goings it will make your eyes all squiffy lol
Matt, you could almost get away with that, now try and get in the GFZ and be taken seriously! - it will give you a taste of the trials we have to go through each week to get in!
Unknown User
MissChief, do you fancy doing the jumpy in thing again, I am ready this time......
mattmoleman
Sex God
Ah, the GFZ. I haven't been there in ages. But alas, I've got things to do tonight which involve leaving the compounds of my computer screen.
Looks like I will have to take my fetching tight body out of the cue and be leaving you all to it. I hope you all have a good weekend.
Ta ta.
MrsFC
Sex God
Kat Kat I got called away sad Now is this a bit more to your liking ?
Move over, im coming in. biggrin
Misschief another drink......... you can tell the weekend is here !! :bounce:
tds
Sexpert
room for a little one??
MrsFC
Sex God
Wideload just keep talking biggrin :D
Unknown User
Wideload join the queue the GFZ will no doubt be open very shortly, open to the male species only... no substitutes!!!
duel :duel: So girlies take note!!! :sparring:
Unknown User
Quote by MrsFC
Move over, im coming in. biggrin
- Shh, I have Kit convinced that line constitutes advanced foreplay :uhoh:
Right, one man off to mow the meadow in my back garden, back soon.
Keep my seat warm TDS
lhk
Kat
tds
Sexpert
feels very warm to me already....what have you been up to!!