I am seriously considering the possibility of a blip in the space time continuam thing.......
A black hole in space that takes objects that you know you have put in a certain place... and 5 minutes later..... they've gone..... disappeared off the face of the earth.... you spend the next 20 minutes throwing stuff all over the house in an effort to find the object... start to give up looking.... and then...... there they are....... in the place where you were looking.... but didn't see them there before.....
I can't be the only person who suffers from this syndrome........ especially where keys are involved......
Or maybe there's another theory that would answer why this happens.........
And the answer as to why it never happens when you have all the time in the world.... only when you are rushing off and time is running short.......
equi-princess xxx
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Space Time ........ Vaccuum...........
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Space Time vacuum??
Wel I've got the dirty SPACE, have you got the TIME?,,,,,,,,good then go VACUUM :grin:
Oh and I lose my keys all the time
Wel I've got the dirty SPACE, have you got the TIME?,,,,,,,,good then go VACUUM :grin:
Oh and I lose my keys all the time
Quote by equi-princess
I am seriously considering the possibility of a blip in the space time continuam thing.......
A black hole in space that takes objects that you know you have put in a certain place... and 5 minutes later..... they've gone..... disappeared off the face of the earth.... you spend the next 20 minutes throwing stuff all over the house in an effort to find the object... start to give up looking.... and then...... there they are....... in the place where you were looking.... but didn't see them there before.....
I can't be the only person who suffers from this syndrome........ especially where keys are involved......
Or maybe there's another theory that would answer why this happens.........
And the answer as to why it never happens when you have all the time in the world.... only when you are rushing off and time is running short.......
equi-princess xxx
Has it got anything to do with being blonde??
Sex God
Quote by Steve_Mids
Has it got anything to do with being blonde??
hhhhmmmmmmmmmm ................... could be :grin:
Sex God
I have this problem in the office............
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it
Sex God
Now THAT could be the blonde thing Sarah :grin: :grin: :grin:
we are talking about quantum mechanics and the chaos theory here arnt we?
well, thats all rubbish.
if you loose your key's...it's the key fairy,
biro's go to biro heaven, (bit like swinging heaven, only for disposable pens)
socks, get eaten by the sock troll.
and underwear gets taken by eager...
as for black hole etc, it's all stories to scare the kids.
well, thats all rubbish.
if you loose your key's...it's the key fairy,
biro's go to biro heaven, (bit like swinging heaven, only for disposable pens)
socks, get eaten by the sock troll.
and underwear gets taken by eager...
as for black hole etc, it's all stories to scare the kids.
Quote by teppic
we are talking about quantum mechanics and the chaos theory here arnt we?
well, thats all rubbish.
if you loose your key's...it's the key fairy,
biro's go to biro heaven, (bit like swinging heaven, only for disposable pens)
socks, get eaten by the sock troll.
and underwear gets taken by eager...
as for black hole etc, it's all stories to scare the kids.
cheers now i know the whole thing
thats caught me up with all the years
of bunking off school
Sex God
I spent 30 minutes this morning looking for 'something'. I was going through everything trying to find it. Then it finally twigged on me. I didn't need anything so why on Earth was I looking? 
:loon: :loon:
Great way to waste some time though. You get all worked up. Make mess and you have a good excuse not to tidy up because you were looking for something.
:loon: :loon: Great way to waste some time though. You get all worked up. Make mess and you have a good excuse not to tidy up because you were looking for something.
Quote by mattmoleman
I spent 30 minutes this morning looking for 'something'. I was going through everything trying to find it. Then it finally twigged on me. I didn't need anything so why on Earth was I looking?
Great way to waste some time though. You get all worked up. Make mess and you have a good excuse not to tidy up because you were looking for something.
ahh, this is the nasty one, the "what the hell am i looking for" goblin, always pays a visit when you are rushing to get out, sometimes works with the key fairy.
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I am seriously considering the possibility of a blip in the space time continuam thing.......
A black hole in space that takes objects that you know you have put in a certain place... and 5 minutes later..... they've gone..... disappeared off the face of the earth.... you spend the next 20 minutes throwing stuff all over the house in an effort to find the object... start to give up looking.... and then...... there they are....... in the place where you were looking.... but didn't see them there before.....
I can't be the only person who suffers from this syndrome........ especially where keys are involved......
Or maybe there's another theory that would answer why this happens.........
And the answer as to why it never happens when you have all the time in the world.... only when you are rushing off and time is running short.......
equi-princess xxx
Has it got anything to do with being blonde??
Oh.... i don't know......... does hair colour interefere with the ability to discuss quantum physics then????????? lol
All i know is..... i put the keys down.... and then they were gone......... if it was the spider.... haunting me for killing it.... then i am a lost cause........ lol
equi-princess xxx
Quote by Wishmaster
Equi, this is familiarly known as 'The Bollox Syndrome' ..... the symptoms are psychosomatic .. it just means ur going fookin mad hon ... I wouldn't worry about it . we're all m m m m m mad here.... << nervous facial tic starting now >>
Lol..... The Bollox Syndrome??????? lol
i thought that was what people discuss when they've had a few drinks too many...... lol
equi-princess xxx
Ah yes, the Space-Time Continuum Blip Effect (STCBE)and Bollox Syndrome are both widely recognised phenomena. I can also confirm the existence of the Bank Account Corollary to the STCBE: I put money in my account and when I go back just a few days later - it's nearly all gone! :shock: Spooky, or what?
It could be the theory behind the book "strodingers cat" in which he (an eminant german scientist) claims that, (through the use of a cat, a box and two plates of cat food 1 being laced with poison), when we look away from things or place them in a dimensional space that we cannot see through and have no means of determining there position or being, they simply cease to exist untill we look at them again 
Quote by Sarah
I have this problem in the office............
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it
had the same problem the other week ..going to work bought a pen ,one of those bic biro things ,anyway went to work put it down in cab and couldnt find it again . at the end of the day set off home and called into a differant shop and bugger me the pen was there behind the counter in a big blue box with lots of others
I have this problem too
I look for my favourite feather duster, imagining when I last had it, and low and behold its not there
I search the whole house, and can't find it
Then I go back to the first place I loooked and there it is !!!!
I think I alternate between parallel universies
Or maybe I am just a nutter who needs glasses
Answers on a postcard please
And be nice .................
I look for my favourite feather duster, imagining when I last had it, and low and behold its not there
I search the whole house, and can't find it
Then I go back to the first place I loooked and there it is !!!!
I think I alternate between parallel universies
Or maybe I am just a nutter who needs glasses
Answers on a postcard please
And be nice .................
Sex God
Quote by teppic
and underwear gets taken by eager...
Ahem! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now in fact that's not entirely true. I've had some of mine nicked in the past as some of you already know.
ops: :oops: I either buy my own or have them given to me.
:whistling: :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
I'm kinda thinking that there's a place where socks go when they want to be alone :shock:
Anyone else suffer from the odd-sock problem?
:crazy:
Anyone else suffer from the odd-sock problem?
:crazy:
Normally its the car keys that disappear........
Occasionally...... earrings..... only ever the really good ones too....
The dogs' leads are always going missing..... something takes them and hides them in the garden......
Definitely points to my theory being correct.... a time fold sweeps over the item and moves it... and then disappears within milli-seconds.... and you're left searching for something that isn't there..... although you know you left it there.... lol
equi-princess xxx
Occasionally...... earrings..... only ever the really good ones too....
The dogs' leads are always going missing..... something takes them and hides them in the garden......
Definitely points to my theory being correct.... a time fold sweeps over the item and moves it... and then disappears within milli-seconds.... and you're left searching for something that isn't there..... although you know you left it there.... lol
equi-princess xxx
Quote by EagerSlut
and underwear gets taken by eager...
Ahem! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now in fact that's not entirely true. I've had some of mine nicked in the past as some of you already know.
ops: :oops: I either buy my own or have them given to me.
:whistling: :rascal: :rascal:
my mistake eager...please accept some of mine sometime.
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I have this problem in the office............
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it
Quote by teppic
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biro's go to biro heaven, (bit like swinging heaven, only for disposable pens)
Sorry but you are both wrong.
According to this book I have in my backpack, it says that biros end up on a planet living a perfectly biroid lifestyle………………… :shock:
Ask the dolphins ............
Quote by Pete_sw
I have this problem in the office............
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it
Quote by teppic
snip
biro's go to biro heaven, (bit like swinging heaven, only for disposable pens)
Sorry but you are both wrong.
According to this book I have in my backpack, it says that biros end up on a planet living a perfectly biroid lifestyle………………… :shock:
Ask the dolphins ............
i asked the dolphins, all they said was "so long, and thanks for all the fish"....ungratefull or what.
bowl of petunias............oh no, not again
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I'm kinda thinking that there's a place where socks go when they want to be alone :shock:
Anyone else suffer from the odd-sock problem?
:crazy:
Used to have the same problem but now I just buy him plain black ones and eventually they all add up to an even number (just a shame they are all different lenghts)
Sex God
Quote by teppic
I have this problem in the office............
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it
Quote by teppic
snip
biro's go to biro heaven, (bit like swinging heaven, only for disposable pens)
Sorry but you are both wrong.
According to this book I have in my backpack, it says that biros end up on a planet living a perfectly biroid lifestyle………………… :shock:
Ask the dolphins ............
i asked the dolphins, all they said was "so long, and thanks for all the fish"....ungratefull or what.
bowl of petunias............oh no, not again
SPLAT .....
Ahh but the Fiords
