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Space Time ........ Vaccuum...........

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Quote by Pete_sw
I have this problem in the office............
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it

Quote by teppic
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biro's go to biro heaven, (bit like swinging heaven, only for disposable pens)

Sorry but you are both wrong.
According to this book I have in my backpack, it says that biros end up on a planet living a perfectly biroid lifestyle………………… :shock:
Ask the dolphins ............ rolleyes
i asked the dolphins, all they said was "so long, and thanks for all the fish"....ungratefull or what.
bowl of petunias............oh no, not again
SPLAT ..... lol
Ahh but the Fiords
i'm fitted with GPP....dreadfull...isn't it.
Pete_sw
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Quote by teppic
I have this problem in the office............
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it

Quote by teppic
snip
biro's go to biro heaven, (bit like swinging heaven, only for disposable pens)

Sorry but you are both wrong.
According to this book I have in my backpack, it says that biros end up on a planet living a perfectly biroid lifestyle………………… :shock:
Ask the dolphins ............ rolleyes
i asked the dolphins, all they said was "so long, and thanks for all the fish"....ungratefull or what.
bowl of petunias............oh no, not again
SPLAT ..... lol
Ahh but the Fiords
i'm fitted with GPP....dreadfull...isn't it.
:shock: Yes
But still preferable to being on your third PGGB ............ hic drinkies ...................
Unless of course, you're Parking Cars............
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Quote by bluexxx
Anyone else suffer from the odd-sock problem?
:crazy:

Odd-sock problem ?????
Tell me about it.
I put a pair on the other day - black, with a little motif just above the ankle.
Left one on. Motif of some Disney cartoon character. No problem.
Right one on. Bollox ! ! Motif of a "69" going on.
Shit - odd socks. Ah well, they're under my jeans. I wasn't going out playing. Nobody will notice.
A few days later, went to my sock drawer (ok - clean pile of washing in the spare room redface)
Picked a black pair.
Fuck me if the motifs hadn't swapped places. The cartoon was now on the right leg and "69" on the left.
That's TWO pairs of odd socks I've got now ! ! ! ! ! mad :x
As to the space time continuum thingy.
Thanks equi-princess.
It's been really frustrating over past few months since I started living alone again. It used to be so much easier when I couldn't find something, to blame "her" But since last October (ish) if I can't find something, it's really done my head in. It's not a big place I have. If I put something down, I expected to still be there. Used to drive me round the bend.
Now I know I'm not going crazy - it's a fold in the space time continuum thing.
Thank you kiss
EagerSlut
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What I want to know is where does the missing piece go when a hole appears in the toe of my socks? dunno
:confused: :confused: