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Orgasminator
324 MPH
Don't ask me how 'cos I don't know.
It plays "And another one bites the dust" when you hit it that hard!!
Don't ask me how 'cos I don't know.
It plays "And another one bites the dust" when you hit it that hard!!
:wink: Orgasminator
Quote by MrFC
JQL chill out yo are STRESSED :shock:
I scored 156 I thought I was stressed !!!!
Im going to party now
MrsFC
Yea, I'd been programming and things weren't working as advertised!
Enjoy the party...
Sex God
Quote by JQL
Yea, I'd been programming and things weren't working as advertised!
What? It actually worked first time? I can understand how that would be a shock. When mine do that I always have to spend the next hour trying to find out what went wrong.
Orgasminator
I also used a cordless mouse so I didn't have a tail to slow me down 
Maybe I should rephrase that :shock:
Maybe I should rephrase that :shock:
Sex God
:shock: 256mph!!and, boy, do I feel better 
It must be something to do with the wrist action
!
Is it just me or did anyone else find that the more you looked at the monkey's smile the harder you wanted to hit it?
I am off for some quiet contemplation now and to reflect on what this means for my inner self. Do I have latent violent tendencies that have hitherto lain unawaken? Am I particularly stressed at the moment? (very probably!).
It looks as if I have some soul searching to do
- right after I have gone back and spanked that simpering, smirking symian some more :twisted:
Will
(I am not sure I like myself right now!!
ops: )
It must be something to do with the wrist action
! Is it just me or did anyone else find that the more you looked at the monkey's smile the harder you wanted to hit it?
I am off for some quiet contemplation now and to reflect on what this means for my inner self. Do I have latent violent tendencies that have hitherto lain unawaken? Am I particularly stressed at the moment? (very probably!).
It looks as if I have some soul searching to do
- right after I have gone back and spanked that simpering, smirking symian some more :twisted:Will
(I am not sure I like myself right now!!
ops: ) 
Sex God
690
Oh blimey. I'm not even break a sweat.
I wonder if they know there is a technique to doing this?
I don't want to tease Will so I will let you know if you think you aren't hitting the monkey hard enough.
Click and hold on the hand as normal. Then slowly slide your hand to the far right of the box. Keep hold of the button. When your mouse has gone out of the box go around to the other side and just move slowly towards the monkey on the other side. The hand wil shoot across the screen and give that monkey the spanking of a life time.
Oh blimey. I'm not even break a sweat.
I wonder if they know there is a technique to doing this?
I don't want to tease Will so I will let you know if you think you aren't hitting the monkey hard enough.
Click and hold on the hand as normal. Then slowly slide your hand to the far right of the box. Keep hold of the button. When your mouse has gone out of the box go around to the other side and just move slowly towards the monkey on the other side. The hand wil shoot across the screen and give that monkey the spanking of a life time.
Sex God
Actually, someone in the office has just discovered the same thing!!
If you drag the hand off of the right hand of the screen and then bring the cursor to the left side before letting go it is unbelievable!!! 840 mph is the record here!! (not mine!)
Will
If you drag the hand off of the right hand of the screen and then bring the cursor to the left side before letting go it is unbelievable!!! 840 mph is the record here!! (not mine!)
Will
Sex God
319!!
i enjoy the another one bites the dust lol
not sure its acurate though as second time i got 81!!!!
:cry:
ps,
if u give it a real good hiding they change the song to "partytime" lol
i enjoy the another one bites the dust lol
not sure its acurate though as second time i got 81!!!!
:cry:
ps,
if u give it a real good hiding they change the song to "partytime" lol
Orgasminator
Got it sussed.
You need a big monitor - at least 21" and set the resolution to 1600x1280.
Maximise the Window
Follow Will's instructions
and...
You need a big monitor - at least 21" and set the resolution to 1600x1280.
Maximise the Window
Follow Will's instructions
and...
Orgasminator
843 MPH
Sex God
691 - no it's a lie but I couldn't come in so late and say anything remarkable 
Stil it was great fun trying I gto up to 285 and I thought my mouse was crap - I'm taking it to bed tonight for a good seeing too.
Stil it was great fun trying I gto up to 285 and I thought my mouse was crap - I'm taking it to bed tonight for a good seeing too.
