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Im crap at say stuff like this so well_busty_babe is going to tell you all.
noooooooo, you can't leave us hanging like that!!!! LoL.....
How am I going to sleep now? rolleyes
I was about to go to bed you bugger! surprised
Venusxxx
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Im crap at say stuff like this so well_busty_babe is going to tell you all.

lol well done!!!!!!! confused
what we wanted to tell yu is that we are getting married in 7 weeks, and even though we are having a very small wedding, we are having a massive party.. and would love it if u all came!
we are still working on the details... but it is going to be some kind of theme..time permitting.
hope u will all be able to make it
WBB
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erm................... who's getting married then??
what have i missed.... I was only away for 2 days!!! :shock: :shock:
Oh My God......I'm sooooo happy for you both!!!!!!!!
Congratulations..... lol
Oh wow, thats awesome,and I`m glad I caught it before I went to bed!
Congratulations!
Venusxxx
hey guys! pair of dark horses! ;-)
congrats to ya both!!!!!! hope you have a great day!!! ( and evening hehehe! )
xxxxxxx
AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH Married.
Don't you two know that the statistics show that 100% of all the people who get divorced are married. Rant over. lol
May I wish both of you the best of luck for your future. If invited I will do my best to attend your party.
A quiet word for Well_Busty_Babe, don't let the Tongue get you into any compremising positions before the Wedding Night. In other words, don't do anything you wouldn't tell your mother about. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Harry0
Wow !!!!
:bounce: :happy: :thrilled: :cheers:
Major congrats and all that !! I'm sooooo happy for the pair of you !!
Nice one, good luck and other such phrases !
Carpathian
Guys.... it takes alot to make me gobsmacked but you have just achieved it...... :shock:
Good luck and congrats xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Congratulations and very best wishes for the future from Sappho and me too!
I hope you have a great wedding - and a great party too!
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Will
Bluddy ell you kept that quiet!!!!!!!!! :shock:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
That's absolutely fanbleedintastic!
I'm so happy for you both.
Does this count as the first Swinging Heaven marriage or was this on the cards before you signed up? :shock:
Lots of Bunny Hugz
Hxx
CONGRATS!!!... thats great.
For the rest of your lives!! :small-print:
Wish you both all the best for the future :cheers:
Magik
Awwww congrats to you both!! Gone all soppy and silly now, I'm dead happy for the pair of you!
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Congratulations... I hope it works out even better than your wildest dreams...
A
Excellent - Felicitations, congratulations and celebrations to the pair of you lol
May the sun shine on you both for the rest of your lives: my very, very best wishes
Artificer wink
Let me add my congrats and best wishes to the rest above.
Quite cheered my day up, the new has!!!!
From terry/ The Kent Host
Wow!!! My Gast really has never been so Flabbered!!
Congratulations!! I'm feeling quite giddy now!!! Does this mean we're having a Marrriage Munch??? If I was Cilla I'd be buying a new hat. I suppose I had better make do with my best helmet!!!
Once again, congratulations and...................... WOW!!
Congratulations!!!!
Congratulations!
Hope you'll enjoy having sex twice a month and battling over the TV remote controller. lol. lol
Well im Gobsmacked you dark Horses you
Congratulations to you both I Wish you Both all the Happiness in the World
Oh and most important Whens the Hen party wink
Congratulations to you both from mr and mrs davej
EH??????????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
It wasn't that lomg ago that The Tongue was looking for a swinging partner, well looks like you were successful, mate lol lol lol lol
Congrats to you both.... :P
Checks diary that it's still not April 1st wink wink wink
Congratulations.
I wish you health, wealth and happiness in your new life together.
Errrrrrrr thanks peeps!
confused
You know when you wake up in the morning and you think, maybe I/we shouldn’t have done that?.. well this is one of those times… (again)……
If everyone would stop trying wedding hats on for one min and listen, WBB (and the tongue) have a confession to make!
This was supposed to be a joke, we never expected anyone to believe we were really going to get married, and our intention was that everyday the wedding plans we told you about were going to get more and more ridiculous day by day and everyone was going to get involved in thinking up mad ideas for it.
We thought most wouldn’t believe it to start with, and the ones that did would realise VERY quickly.
We were wrong.
Within about 5 mins of our postings it became obvious that it had not worked and were both worrying how we were going to get out of it with our dignity still intact!
It escalated so quickly that we honestly were worried and didn’t know what to say to get out of it, without making the situation even worse.
We even considered getting married for real then getting an annulment just so we didn’t come away looking stupid!!!
Some people (and looking in retrospect, maybe understandably) got a little bit upset by our announcement and we are both really sorry to these people and would like to apologise to them publicly.
All we can say in our defence is blame it on a mixture of our warped sense of humour, a bit of alcohol, the heat of the moment… and the way we encourage each other to do things that seem funny at the time!
We were never setting out to be malicious in anyway, and are really and truly sorry for the people who are upset.
We can both admit that the joke has completely backfired and we are the ones who now look stupid (er).
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There is nothing else we can do apart from say we are sorry.(and perform menial tasks in the room for a week).
If you still feel mad with me I will happily take a beating at the munch (well maybe not a beating, but you can smack my bum!)
#any consequences for the tongue will have to be discussed with him in person.
I am not often humble but I will be for today.. and am sure a few people may have some comment to make to this… until I can get some sympathetic mod to lock the thread!!!!!
I am also prepared to fully reimburse anyone who has gone out to the all night tesco and bought a wedding hat.
For those who can not be bothered to read this whole thread, it can but put in a few words:
Bad news: there is no party sad :cry:
Good news: we are both still available!
lol biggrin
We are still more than happy to accept the wedding presents u may have wanted to buy us, and would like to point out that we are still having the honeymoon.
Luv from a very shameful and embarrassed
WBB (and tongue).
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And now smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
However, for having a go at a making us laugh and having the humility to confess before Coronation street copied your idea (they do watch us, you know) kiss kiss kiss
Now don't ever, ever, ever, ever do that again!
Mal
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If you still feel mad with me I will happily take a beating at the munch (well maybe not a beating, but you can smack my bum!)

I'll forgive you soon.
smackbottom
Okay, I forgive you now. smile
Roger.