Speechless......

25 May 2005

Honest this really happened......
Today at work, as usual went to collect my post from boss, while i was in there he asked me if i'd made sure another colleague was aware of when I am due to be off work as I'm going into hospital. Being the boss of course he's completely unaware that I have sorted out cover for my absence weeks ago....
Anyway thinking that was that i start toddling out of his office only for him to suddenly ask ...By the way, what are you having done...I replied getting sterilised...nothing to personal no reason not to answer...
His reply following that...... "Sterilised....and your taking 2 weeks off work ... my dog had that done and was running round the garden the next day" :shock:
At the time i really cudn't think of anything either witty or sarcastic to say back to him so just toddled off to my own office where i have been pondering over it most of the day ....
Is this just a typical male reaction or am i being a wimp taking 2 weeks off work?
Or should i just have asked for the number of his vet??????? rolleyes

Freckles
xxx

25 May 2005

You take off work as much time as you need.
I hope everything goes Ok with your operation

25 May 2005

He sounds like ya typical shovanist fucknugget
(sorry guys) tho I'm sure none of the guys on here
would dream of a reaction like that.
Not sure what the reply would be, as a swift kick in
the teeth often offends.

25 May 2005

Well can only repeat what we said earlier Frex, you were gobsmacked, but id have gob smacked him! What a twat! mad

25 May 2005

What an insensitive bastard. mad

:x
I'd find another job and then tell your boss what you think of him on the day you leave! :grin: :grin:
Good luck! wink

25 May 2005

The day before you leave/go for the op, get him in his office all alone, grab a pair of scissors and say "Lets see YOU run around the garden after this......" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

25 May 2005

Babe,
U should have pointed out to the idiot ...... that a "Dog" is a male !!!! (females are all bitches !!!! bugger that doesn't sound right !!!!!)
Therefore, his "dog" couldnt have been sterilized..... it must have been castrated !!!!
Then U should have offered to help him with that..... just to see if he can run round the office the next day !!!!
Change your job babe...... He doesn't deserve ya !

25 May 2005

My old dog was jumping 6 foot fences two days after she was spayed, and she split her stitches and never complained - the vet did though rolleyes

.
That didn't help did it :haha:
The cat on the other hand whinged and took it easy for weeks.
Is that more sensitive. No? Oh shit :grin:
Nah, seriously... ignore your boss, or better still tell him you'll happily sterilise him with a pair of blunt scissors to prove that it does actually hurt :grin: :grin: :grin:

25 May 2005

Sounds like a typical male reaction to me!!!!
Bet he has a month off for "man flu" though!!!

25 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Babe,
U should have pointed out to the idiot ...... that a "Dog" is a male !!!! (females are all bitches !!!! bugger that doesn't sound right !!!!!)
Therefore, his "dog" couldnt have been sterilized..... it must have been castrated !!!!
Then U should have offered to help him with that..... just to see if he can run round the office the next day !!!!
Change your job babe...... He doesn't deserve ya !

As a male, I can only repeat what Blonde said, and if you do decide too Castrate him, can we all come and watch.
John
smile

25 May 2005

Next time he's feeling ill, just say:
"Really? My dog died of that... "
and walk away shaking your head sadly rolleyes

25 May 2005

Not all dogs are the same , are you pedigree Frecks ??? lol

25 May 2005

Quote by mancbloke
Not sure what the reply would be, as a swift kick in
the teeth often offends.

I would start job hunting, he does not deserve staff evil

and I would not hit him in the gob, aim lower... :kick:

25 May 2005

:giggle: :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
OMG you guys.....
sorry but theres too many comments up there that have had me in stitches to quote

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Just to add... normally I'm the sort of person who has a reply for everything but in this case it was as the title suggests .......
I was speechless... although i did spend all day afterwards wishing i'd said this that or the other......
As for looking for another job ... I'm already working on that one.....
Just waiting to get the op out of the way and then its bye bye mr Chauvanistic Pig...... mad

Freckles xxx

25 May 2005

You could have pointed out that as seeing as his dog is male...............
No sense, no feeling........
and then added, under your breath as you were leaving the office.....
and if the cap fits.................
So smug are we ! lol

:lol:

25 May 2005

The dog is actually a female .....
The worst bit was he went on to say how the dogs bits and my bits inside were basically the same...(fair point) and yes he was deadly serious .....
But then went on to say he watched the vet(his bro apparently) perform the operation... and it was really easy and he cud probably do me!!!!!!!!! with a huge smirk on his face...
this was the comment that hurried me out of his office ... i neither want him to do me as in the op or do me in any other possible way .....ewwwwwww
Freckles
xxx

25 May 2005

Quote by NWfreckles
The dog is actually a female .....
The worst bit was he went on to say how the dogs bits and my bits inside were basically the same...(fair point) and yes he was deadly serious .....
But then went on to say he watched the vet(his bro apparently) perform the operation... and it was really easy and he cud probably do me!!!!!!!!! with a huge smirk on his face...
this was the comment that hurried me out of his office ... i neither want him to do me as in the op or do me in any other possible way .....ewwwwwww
Freckles
xxx

The words Dickhead and arsehole come to mind, but must not write them down or I'll be bleeped.
John
wink

25 May 2005

What a complete arsehole!!!!!! I'd tell him where to shove his job if I were you......
But make sure that when you have found another job you tell him exactly what you think of him...AFTER he's sent out your references...LoL

25 May 2005

Sounds like the dog's brain and his brain are basically the same...
(except that dogs have affection and loyalty)
How did this guy get to be boss of anything?

25 May 2005

Quote by gemini16
Sounds like the dog's brain and his brain are basically the same...
(except that dogs have affection and loyalty)
How did this guy get to be boss of anything?

Im thinking either he licks his balls too much or
he is pissed off because he cant
either way the mans an arse, just bide your time freckles then show him up

25 May 2005

Quote by gemini16
Sounds like the dog's brain and his brain are basically the same...
(except that dogs have affection and loyalty)
How did this guy get to be boss of anything?

I'll probably end up offending a LOAD of people on here........
But it's a general office rule (by me and probably only adhered to by me) that the higher up in management you go, the less you really know about what goes on.
Awaits angry PMs etc :scared: :scared: