Sperm Count

20 May 2005

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
Vodka's more alcoholic than beer, but there's more alcohol in a barrel of beer than in a bottle of vodka.

:doh: Maybe that has something to do with the fact that there is more beer in a barrel than there is vodka in a bottle confused

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
More people are hit by fists than by bullets even though bullets do more damage.

:shock: You don't say! I'd never have known bullets do more damage if you hadn't enlightened me wink

:lol2:
Tracy-Jayne

20 May 2005

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
Anyone got a view?

Yes, I can see lots of trees out of my window.

20 May 2005

Definition of sperm: A sperm cell, or spermatozoon (pl. spermatozoa) (in Greek: sperm = semen and zoon = alive), is the haploid cell that is the male gamete. It is carried in fluid called semen, and is capable of fertilising an egg cell to form a zygote. A zygote can grow into a new organism, such as a human. Sperm cells contain half of the genetic information needed to create life.
Definition of fish: mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills
My view: I can spot the difference... wink

20 May 2005

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
Vodka's more alcoholic than beer, but there's more alcohol in a barrel of beer than in a bottle of vodka. More people are hit by fists than by bullets even though bullets do more damage.
So why is sperm count on a "per cc" basis when it should clearly be on a "fish-per-load" basis?
Anyone got a view?

well i love stella and im quite partial to the odd vodka but how the hell do you expect me to count the sperm cells after a barrel of stella and a bottle of vodka they will all be swiming around in circles

20 May 2005

Quote by bevntony
Definition of sperm: A sperm cell, or spermatozoon (pl. spermatozoa) (in Greek: sperm = semen and zoon = alive), is the haploid cell that is the male gamete. It is carried in fluid called semen, and is capable of fertilising an egg cell to form a zygote. A zygote can grow into a new organism, such as a human. Sperm cells contain half of the genetic information needed to create life.
Definition of fish: mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills
My view: I can spot the difference...

......but which would you rather be hit in the face with?? confused

:?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

20 May 2005

Caviar is fish roe - that is fish eggs to you!
As for sperm - go goggle it.
:shock:

20 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Caviar is fish roe - that is fish eggs to you!
As for sperm - go goggle it.
:shock:

Jags
did you mean google it or swallow it ?
:twisted:

20 May 2005

did you know there are 2 types of sperm, a make you preggers sperm, and a hunter killer sperm that looks for other sperms and wipes em out... The mix depends on how faithful the man thinks his partner is.
At least that was the theory a few months back on the radio 4 show I heard it on...

20 May 2005

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
So why is sperm count on a "per cc" basis when it should clearly be on a "fish-per-load" basis?
Anyone got a view?

CC is the scientific term for the amount of liquid held in a cylindrical container (I think). Since sperm as we know it and see it is a liquid, it's deposited in those containers, as well as the walls, floor and everywhere else lol

. If sperm was a solid it'd be measured in grams. If it was a gas it would be in Cubic feet or centimetres.
As for the fish, I never seen any when I shoot my load, anyone else seen fish at the point of no return? Unless they're magical fish which only appear and exist at that point in space time confused

20 May 2005

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
I'm not a biologist but I'm pretty sure that sperms cells contain the entire DNA sequence, so technically they contain all the genetic data for life.
Shoot me down if you know I'm wrong.
As for fish, well exactly, but where does that place caviar?

:sparring: (havent got a gun emoticon)
A sperm cell (spermatozoa) is a haploid cell, which means it contains only one set of chromosomes, not the 2 sets in a 'normal' diploid cell. The egg cell is also a haploid cell, also containing half the chromosomes required for life. The result is that when the two cell merge, the resulting diploid cell have a full compliment of chromosomes, half from the father and half from the mother. This is how most living organisms obtain genetic evolution as each offspring is a mix of its parents.
There you go, thats a years biology at degree level in a very brief paragraph :smile2:

20 May 2005

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Caviar is fish roe - that is fish eggs to you!
As for sperm - go goggle it.
:shock:

Jags
did you mean google it or swallow it ?
:twisted:
Nah, think she meant gargle it :twisted:

Nah that would be beyond love, true love.... its just showing off

20 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
So why is sperm count on a "per cc" basis when it should clearly be on a "fish-per-load" basis?
Anyone got a view?

CC is the scientific term for the amount of liquid held in a cylindrical container (I think)
CC is a unit of measurement and means cubic centimetre. Doesn't matter what shape the container is.

20 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
So why is sperm count on a "per cc" basis when it should clearly be on a "fish-per-load" basis?
Anyone got a view?

CC is the scientific term for the amount of liquid held in a cylindrical container (I think)
CC is a unit of measurement and means cubic centimetre. Doesn't matter what shape the container is.
CC is usually used in scientific circles and is more commonly refered to as a milli litre (ml)

20 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Caviar is fish roe - that is fish eggs to you!
As for sperm - go goggle it.
:shock:

Was that google or gurgle??

20 May 2005

Quote by morbiusUK
CC is usually used in scientific circles and is more commonly refered to as a milli litre (ml)

I loved this site as a Swingers Site, and now there's another reason to love it Education, I'm being educated every night.
Can anyone tell me how I save all these little gems (Sorry Little Gem) then at least I'd be able to sound intelligent.
John
wink

23 May 2005

None of this is helping me - how DO you train a sperm to count then?

23 May 2005

I wonder who counts them

24 May 2005

The sperm bank has machines that count them !

24 May 2005

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
I'm not a biologist but I'm pretty sure that sperms cells contain the entire DNA sequence, so technically they contain all the genetic data for life.
Shoot me down if you know I'm wrong.
As for fish, well exactly, but where does that place caviar?

:sparring: (havent got a gun emoticon)
A sperm cell (spermatozoa) is a haploid cell, which means it contains only one set of chromosomes, not the 2 sets in a 'normal' diploid cell. The egg cell is also a haploid cell, also containing half the chromosomes required for life. The result is that when the two cell merge, the resulting diploid cell have a full compliment of chromosomes, half from the father and half from the mother. This is how most living organisms obtain genetic evolution as each offspring is a mix of its parents.
There you go, thats a years biology at degree level in a very brief paragraph :smile2:
So where does all the "Brown eyes are dominant over Green/Blue" fit into the equation?
Or doesn't it?
Any explanation will almost certainly go straight over the head of a knuckle-dragger such as myself, but by the sound of things that may just change if I hang around here long enough.
p.s. Tried gargling - salty but no fish.
Certain genetic traits are more dominant than others so it may be that as you say Brown eyes are a more dominant colour than green or blue although i cant say for sure as i havent looked into eye colour that much (unless its the eyes of a sexy woman as she is cumming, mind you they usually have their eyes closed at that point so still none the wiser lol).
The best example i can think of off teh topof my head is Sicklecell Anemia, which is whats known as a recessive condition. For a person to suffer from it they have to have inherited the gene from BOTH parents. If they only recieve it from ONE then they will carry the disorder but not suffer from it.
End of lesson. :smile2:

24 May 2005

well since my vas, the count is going down on a daily basis....the surgeon said 14 loads, then i should be clear......well down to 5 left :shock: