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biggrin surprised :twisted: :D cool rolleyes
well , was wondering on how many peeps like spilt roast ??
when was the 1st time u did it and was it fun !!!
funny thing to ask tho x
hope to chat soon xx
xxxrachey xx :P wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Spilt roast?
Well I did trip over the dog once when I was carrying the roast lamb to the table, that's the only spilt roast I've had.
lol oh right !!! redface wink
what waste of lamb lol !!!
and poor dog xxx :shock:
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Spilt roast?
Well I did trip over the dog once when I was carrying the roast lamb to the table, that's the only spilt roast I've had.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Louise xx
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lol oh right !!! redface wink
what waste of lamb lol !!!
and poor dog xxx :shock:

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Sorry I couldn't resist!
wave and :welcome: to the forum.
:wink:
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
having one of my moments!! did i spell it right !! doh !!!!
never mind !! we all have the days like that x cool 8-) 8-)
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
having one of my moments!! did i spell it right !! doh !!!!
never mind !! we all have the days like that x cool 8-) 8-)

I have more of those days than most. :doh:
In answer to your intended question - yes I have experienced it. I was 19 but as for the other details, I'll save them for another day. wink
hey !!
i thought i put something on here as i been on since , well a few months lol !!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
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Spilt roast?
Well I did trip over the dog once when I was carrying the roast lamb to the table, that's the only spilt roast I've had.

Hiya and :welcome:
not to keen on spilt roast after going to all that trouble to prepare it BUT a spit roast would'nt go a miss wink
hey come on peep slots of u reading , not many posting!!!!!!
come tell me pls xxxxx i need ideas!!! at the end of the day not sure what it is !!
me being dumb again !!! redface surprisedops: :oops: sad
:oops:
From our good friends at Wikipedia...
Spit roast (sex)
Spit roasting is a sexual act between three people, and can refer to two males and a female, or three males, although a strap-on dildo can allow women to take the place of the penetrating men. The centre person (the female or the third male) is most often in the doggy position (although one could also be spit roasted while on one's back) and is penetrated either anally or vaginally by one of the males. The centre person then simultaneously performs fellatio on the second male.
The position, when performed with the centre person in the doggy position, gives the appearance that the person in the middle looks like they are on a spit, hence the term spit roasting because they are impaled at both ends.
This position is also known as a "bookender", "Chinese fingercuffs", :Pig Roast", or a "Wobbly H". It was mentioned in the mainstream movie Chasing Amy (directed by Kevin Smith) when character Alyssa Jones mentioned having participated in a spit roast with two friends from high school, as a result of which she earned the nickname "Finger Cuffs".
The term roasting (as opposed to spit roasting) has, since around 2003, taken on a meaning somewhat closer to gang bang in the United Kingdom. In other words, the act is not limited to only three people, but often involves one female and numerous males, with the men all taking turns to penetrate the female vagina, anus and mouth.
Spot on :thumbup:
Was that google's handy work again???
:twisted: oh got u now!!!!!
so a bit like a 3 sum and dp then ish lol confused
thanks for that !! me and my spelling too !!! doh !
:twisted: rolleyes :roll: :roll: wink :wink: :wink:
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hey come on peep slots of u reading , not many posting!!!!!!

Read it, but didn't reply as I haven't been split roasted :shock: nor been luckly enough to take part in one sad
I wonder if you will get any of the responses you're hoping for lol
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From our good friends at Wikipedia...
Spit roast (sex)
This position is also known as a "bookender", "Chinese fingercuffs", :Pig Roast", or a "Wobbly H".

I've never even seen her more than slightly tiddly :shock:
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From our good friends at Wikipedia...
..........
The term roasting (as opposed to spit roasting) has, since around 2003, taken on a meaning somewhat closer to gang bang in the United Kingdom. In other words, the act is not limited to only three people, but often involves one female and numerous males, with the men all taking turns to penetrate the female vagina, anus and mouth.

Ahhhhh, sweet memories :rascal:
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Spilt roast?
Well I did trip over the dog once when I was carrying the roast lamb to the table, that's the only spilt roast I've had.

how did you trip over the dog when its taller than you rolleyes
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Spilt roast?
Well I did trip over the dog once when I was carrying the roast lamb to the table, that's the only spilt roast I've had.

how did you trip over the dog when its taller than you rolleyes
She was on her knees being spit roasted at the time :roll:
wink
if i spilt mine there would be dog hair's all over it rolleyes
an im the worst speller in this village
ask FB or lilacgem wink
or anyone for that matter :roll:
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Spilt roast?
Well I did trip over the dog once when I was carrying the roast lamb to the table, that's the only spilt roast I've had.

how did you trip over the dog when its taller than you rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well.... the dog was lying down and as I was walking towards the table he moved slightly causing his paw to move into my direct line of travel. I said I tripped over my dog, when in fact I should have said, "I bounced off his gargantuan foot that was towering over me". :roll:
Anyway Markz... I keep telling you I'm not that short for a woman!!!
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Spilt roast?
Well I did trip over the dog once when I was carrying the roast lamb to the table, that's the only spilt roast I've had.

how did you trip over the dog when its taller than you :roll:
She was on her knees being spit roasted at the time :roll:
wink
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
As if I'd do anything as debauched as that!!!
cool
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Spilt roast?
Well I did trip over the dog once when I was carrying the roast lamb to the table, that's the only spilt roast I've had.

how did you trip over the dog when its taller than you rolleyes
She was on her knees being spit roasted at the time :roll:
wink
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
As if I'd do anything as debauched as that!!!
cool
Oh well, another fantasy shot to bits :roll:
an here's the diagram for us who cant read wink

rolleyes
now i know lol !!!
good pic!!!
thanks all !!!
all good fun xx
xx :twisted:
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now i know lol !!!
good pic!!!
thanks all !!!
all good fun xx
xx :twisted:

Let's hope your question doesn't generate any more emails to you! I just saw your profile and it seems you have been overloaded with them. :shock: Maybe single blokes get a special option to 'send to all women' when sending emails? :doh:
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hey come on peep slots of u reading , not many posting!!!!!!
I've read so I thought I'd better post.
The questions been answered so what can I say?..........
...........except......
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come tell me pls xxxxx i need ideas!!! at the end of the day not sure what it is !!
me being dumb again !!! redface surprisedops: :oops: sad
:oops:

........you're not "dumb" rachey, just sweet, naive & innocent. That'll soon change when you start fraternising with the sort of characters you get on this depraved site. rotflmao
Have fun rachey & as a single bloke I promise not to PM, wink or whisper to you.
That's one less for you to worry about anyway. Only a few thousand others to go!!!
kiss Good luck!!!
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biggrin surprised :twisted: :D cool rolleyes
well , was wondering on how many peeps like spilt roast ??
when was the 1st time u did it and was it fun !!!
funny thing to ask tho x
hope to chat soon xx
xxxrachey xx :P wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

My first one was a great one. lol In a South London Asda store, store room with two managers. If they're memebers pm me it was a long, long time ago :D Thanks for the thread hope you've got responses you were looking for. :wink:
1. I'd get quite upset to spill a roast i'd been cooking all afternoon
2. The boiling fat and stock that i'd then be using for gravy making would probably cover the cat
3. Don't think Cat basted in roasting fat would taste so good
4. I'd never hear the end of it for making a mess in the kitchen.. again!
And there was me thinking i cant join in on this being a vegitarian. spilt/ spit roast i was thinking have you gor and apple?
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