Spinning a line

20 Oct 2005

do you always beileve all you hear ?
well a certain lovely lady..on here who shall remain very nameless !!!
was in conversation with me this morning ..like this
ME: went to the pub last night met this girl ,,took her home and ended up..three in a bed with her mum
nameless: really
some people believe any old lie
whats your best LIE !! come on be shameless and tell

20 Oct 2005

Okay, Okay, Okay!
Folks it was me!
Hence my muppet status!!!

20 Oct 2005

My worst line ever was to a friend at college - I convinced her it made more sense for the sun to come out at night when it was dark than during the day when it was light anyway. :twisted:

20 Oct 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
My worst line ever was to a friend at college - I convinced her it made more sense for the sun to come out at night when it was dark than during the day when it was light anyway. :twisted:

was she very very ugly ?

20 Oct 2005

Quote by SXBOY
My worst line ever was to a friend at college - I convinced her it made more sense for the sun to come out at night when it was dark than during the day when it was light anyway. :twisted:

was she very very ugly ?
Nope just rather gulible. lol

20 Oct 2005

Quote by SXBOY
whats your best LIE !! come on be shameless and tell

Um..........."I don't do this very often so be gentle, well , to begin with at any rate"
redface

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20 Oct 2005

Very long time ago i told my infants teacher that my dad had gone the moon in a rocket and never came back!! She believed me until she spoke to my Mum about her loss and I was rumbled, still got me out of playtime that day :mrgreen:
Cx

20 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
Very long time ago i told my infants teacher that my dad had gone the moon in a rocket and never came back!! She believed me until she spoke to my Mum about her loss and I was rumbled, still got me out of playtime that day :mrgreen:
Cx

:lol: ...yet one more reason to be worried about declining standards in the teaching profession!

20 Oct 2005

Quote by blueocean
Once convinced Marie that "Walking with Dinosaurs" (a jurassic park type documentary) was a real place with real dinosaurs roaming around. After her initial concerns about safety she suggested booking a holiday there.
Carl
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

pmsl superb :shock:

20 Oct 2005

Erm....this one probably....
The world is held in its sphere shape by internal scaffolding and earthquakes are when the bars snap and need replacing.
You know it makes sense. biggrin

Jas
XXX

20 Oct 2005

I like the one the father told his little boy:
'Son when the music sounds on the icecream truck, it means they've sold out of icecream.'

20 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
I like the one the father told his little boy:
'Son when the music sounds on the icecream truck, it means they've sold out of icecream.'

PMSL !!!

20 Oct 2005

ohhhh literally thousands....
There's a student advice centre at the uni called the "eye".
I convinced tracey that there was a giant eye in the building, and you had to take your shoes of, kneel down and ask for advice.
rolleyes

20 Oct 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: To all of them.
My contribution is that my ex now firmly believes the Stonemasons are a bunch of orgiastic swinging geriatrics :grin:

20 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: To all of them.
My contribution is that my ex now firmly believes the Stonemasons are a bunch of orgiastic swinging geriatrics :grin:

That... That's sorta true!!! lol

20 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
I like the one the father told his little boy:
'Son when the music sounds on the icecream truck, it means they've sold out of icecream.'

:laughabove:
I had never heard that one till one of my mates said it to my kids one day... but then my smart arsed daughter looked with innocence and said... thats not true.... cause how would we know the ice-cream man was there if he didn't play the music..? :doh:
lol

made me chuckle though... no wool pulling over my kids' eyes sad

20 Oct 2005

I had to take some new grads round a job I was working on in Darwen Lancs. I had convinved them that it was the ruoughest place on earth. I had them dressed up in life jackets for a river that was only 6 inches deep.
The site forman backed up the story of it being a realy rough. He kept on pointing out different people with and saying that they had commited this or that crime.
The icing on the cake ws getting one of the other engineers to turn up peer over the bridge and start shouting at them like a loon.
The look on thier faces....
I had a phone call from them a couple of weeks later and I told them it was a wind up
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

20 Oct 2005

Telling my boss she's doing a great job. Regularly.
Telling myself a) I'll win the lottery, b) I'll be glad I went to gym when the pain stops and c) sudoku isn't a complete waste of time.

21 Oct 2005

When I worked in a graphic art shop I convinced the work experience lad to go down the road to the model shop for some non stick glue, then later the same day sent him to the same place for some tartan paint. lol

:lol: :lol:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
I like the one the father told his little boy:
'Son when the music sounds on the icecream truck, it means they've sold out of icecream.'

When they were in France, while the daughter was small, her mother convinced her that 'glaces' meant 'vegetables'.
It lasted for a few days...
ric

21 Oct 2005

Quote by nesxycple
When I worked in a graphic art shop I convinced the work experience lad to go down the road to the model shop for some non stick glue, then later the same day sent him to the same place for some tartan paint. :lol: :lol:

Bit like the half inch holes and the glass hammer............ not to mention the long weight (wait).......... yes I fell for them all when I was a nipper
M