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no we came across a splosh weekend 20 years ago while doing a "recky" at blackpool hotels for tv weekends and they was just cleaning up, being nosey we asked what happens at a splosh event. they covered the floor and walls with polythene and people dressed how they liked and threw food (coloured custard,cakes, trifle,) you get the idea at each other and it all ended in a mass orgy rolling around naked by this time having sex in the mess.
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each to there own thats what i say
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Or even better, in a bath of custard....... well, something's got to help whisk the lumps out of it :shock:
LOL, wouldnt work due to the fact its a non-newtonian fluid....
The more you apply preasure or movement to the custard the more it pushes back and in effect becomes solid.
you could slowly sink into it but the moment you tried to shagg you would be locked in and would have to move slowly to then get back out, lol... mind you could make for a very long shag, lmao.
Ok nerd mode off, i'm not really that clever but i saw it on brainiache on sky where someone walked over a swiming pool of custard then got stuck in it after he stoped moveing and started to sink, lol.
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Or even better, in a bath of custard....... well, something's got to help whisk the lumps out of it :shock:
LOL, wouldnt work due to the fact its a non-newtonian fluid....
The more you apply preasure or movement to the custard the more it pushes back and in effect becomes solid.
you could slowly sink into it but the moment you tried to shagg you would be locked in and would have to move slowly to then get back out, lol... mind you could make for a very long shag, lmao.
Ok nerd mode off, i'm not really that clever but i saw it on brainiac on sky where someone walked over a swiming pool of custard then got stuck in it after he stoped moveing and started to sink, lol.
I saw that
Someone walked across a swimming pool ful of custard.
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Tesco value or heinz ?
I'm considering a Heinz boycott until they change their minds about moving brown sauce production from Birmingham to Holland :lol:
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. they covered the floor and walls with polythene and people dressed how they liked and threw food (coloured custard,cakes, trifle,) you get the idea at each other and it all ended in a mass orgy rolling around naked by this time having sex in the mess.
Personally I think that sounds really yukky :uhoh:
I mean, what happens if you get a bit of trifle in your eye
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no we came across a splosh weekend 20 years ago while doing a "recky" at blackpool hotels for tv weekends and they was just cleaning up, being nosey we asked what happens at a splosh event. they covered the floor and walls with polythene and people dressed how they liked and threw food (coloured custard,cakes, trifle,) you get the idea at each other and it all ended in a mass orgy rolling around naked by this time having sex in the mess.
I never knew this sort of stuff went on especially in what used to be my home town, I have led a sheltered life!!
Yes I think it would be fun, now lets think who would I like to through a custard pie at?
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