Spoiling the mood\&quot; !

5 Jan 2008

okies, this must have happened to most of us... either you say something or your partner does that simply spoils the moment!
My examples:
During the first month or so of our relationship Mr B compared me to a Walrus as we got a little ambitious with some of our positions... :shock:
Now, literally today! (told him I'd get himback!) in the middle of a very wet session (he can only blame himself!) simply saying, out of nowhere... "Its like shagging a cup of tea!" :eeek:
Both times had the pair of us rolling with laughter, but it did kinda ruin that mood... (well, for a few minutes anyway :P )
I know, his blood was keeping other areas other than his brain working, but...
Anyone want to share theirs?

5 Jan 2008

And he is still alive after saying these things :shock: You are one very forgiving lady, Mrs Brummy, much more forging than I would be wink

5 Jan 2008

Not anything anyone said- but this is a very recent example of bad timing!
Towards the end of his stay/holiday with us, my "special friend" was finally getting his head round the idea that I was still a sexual being- despite him having now seen me in the role of wife/mother.
Picture this, after days of simmering abstinence, during which you could have cut the sexual tension with a knife, we finally get down to things on boxing day night.
"Meow! Meow! Meow!" Shouts youngest daughters Tamafeckingotchi type thing evil

And carries on doing so 'til it ended up out of the room, wrapped up in several coats rotflmao

5 Jan 2008

Quote by thebrummies
"Its like shagging a cup of tea!" :eeek:

:lol: that is an "out of the box" comment - original and funny!
I don't normally comment during a cup of tea moments, but the aftermath comment is usually along the lines of "I ain't sleeping on this side of the bed, it is your doing you deal with it :P " & collapse on the dry side :arrow:

6 Jan 2008

yup... but Mrs B is now wondering what happens when it takes Mr B half an hour to make a cuppa sometimes! blink

6 Jan 2008

i was once at a gang-bang, savouring the moment, when someone in the background mentioned Bolton Wanderers in passing conversation........ :shock: :shock:
my erection, like Boltons title chances, became non-existant. redface

all cured now though!!! wink

6 Jan 2008

I was once given this lovely compliment:
"You look quite slim from the back"

7 Jan 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
I was once given this lovely compliment:
"You look quite slim from the back"

What a charmer smile

7 Jan 2008

I was told quite recently after a party.. ooo you look nothing like your pictures your quite nice..! err does that mean my pics are minging ??????

7 Jan 2008

Me and the missus were in our bedroom with another couple a few months back....the girls were on the bed having a great time and me and the other fella were stood watching, when, out of the blue i dropped the loudest fart you've ever heard and completely killed the moment lol

I couldnt help it redface

7 Jan 2008

Quote by FurbyHug
I was told quite recently after a party.. ooo you look nothing like your pictures your quite nice..! err does that mean my pics are minging ??????

well youre pics aint bad!!!!
now you're coming to the singles only social i'll let you know how you compare in the flesh....

7 Jan 2008

Quote by DeeCee
I was told quite recently after a party.. ooo you look nothing like your pictures your quite nice..! err does that mean my pics are minging ??????

well youre pics aint bad!!!!
now you're coming to the singles only social i'll let you know how you compare in the flesh....
LOL, poor gal... folks will be taking in printouts of your pics now and comparing you!
besides... I/we like your pics which means you must be DAZZLINGLY GEORGEOUS in the flesh! Yummm

7 Jan 2008

Quote by FurbyHug
I was told quite recently after a party.. ooo you look nothing like your pictures your quite nice..! err does that mean my pics are minging ??????

Can't say i've ever had a look innocent

(they look bloody good to me, not, as i said, that i've looked much)

7 Jan 2008

once with a cpl where the girls were attatched to a d/ender arses banging like gate in a storm wink

horny as hell both girls cum me mrs jumped off wanking me cock as the other girls lad jumped on her .i said to mrs norty to talk dirty pumping me cock she said the immortal words " comon big boy drain that vein" pmsl the other cpl and me all collapsed on the the bed in a fit of giggles bang went the moment and the ...end of mrs norty ever ever talking dirty rolleyes

8 Jan 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
once with a cpl where the girls were attatched to a d/ender arses banging like gate in a storm horny as hell both girls cum me mrs jumped off wanking me cock as the other girls lad jumped on her .i said to mrs norty to talk dirty pumping me cock she said the immortal words " comon big boy drain that vein" pmsl the other cpl and me all collapsed on the the bed in a fit of giggles bang went the moment and the ...end of mrs norty ever ever talking dirty

thats a fookin classic!!!!! lol

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