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Not spooks, borrowers :shock:
I have this therory..Its not ghosts but tiny "holes" in time and space that small objects fall through. thus you put say, your keys down, they fall through the hole and re- emerge at a later date. It is never big objects. nobody ever "looses" the car or washing machine ?
Some stuff never comes back because its just too small and light and so drifts in time and space so there a planet somewhere where it rains tiny little objects all day long! an you think you have problems!
Quote by peenut
I have this therory..Its not ghosts but tiny "holes" in time and space that small objects fall through. thus you put say, your keys down, they fall through the hole and re- emerge at a later date. It is never big objects. nobody ever "looses" the car or washing machine ?
Some stuff never comes back because its just too small and light and so drifts in time and space so there a planet somewhere where it rains tiny little objects all day long! an you think you have problems!

:shock: peenut you scare me...
x x
Quote by splendid33
I have this therory..Its not ghosts but tiny "holes" in time and space that small objects fall through. thus you put say, your keys down, they fall through the hole and re- emerge at a later date. It is never big objects. nobody ever "looses" the car or washing machine ?
Some stuff never comes back because its just too small and light and so drifts in time and space so there a planet somewhere where it rains tiny little objects all day long! an you think you have problems!

:shock: peenut you scare me...
x x
No, it all makes sense to me………….. boink
nah................
im definately a non-believer.............
i like peenuts theory.......... who knows, this could be accepted by the scientific theorists........... and we heard it here first.......
peenuts law.............
move over einstien......
Quote by Stormwalker
I have this therory..Its not ghosts but tiny "holes" in time and space that small objects fall through. thus you put say, your keys down, they fall through the hole and re- emerge at a later date. It is never big objects. nobody ever "looses" the car or washing machine ?
Some stuff never comes back because its just too small and light and so drifts in time and space so there a planet somewhere where it rains tiny little objects all day long! an you think you have problems!

:shock: peenut you scare me...
x x
No, it all makes sense to me………….. boink
I'm not bothered biggrin :D :D
Just want me fecking charger Back mad :x :x :x
Alex.
What phone is it Alex?? We have several different one's here that you can borrow :rascal:
I know what you mean though Hannah.... I have turned the house upside down looking for things only for them to turn up weeks later where you looked for it first :doh:
The latest one is daughters MP3 player.... Looked everywhere but cannot find it anywhere dunno
Quote by AlexnHannah
I have this therory..Its not ghosts but tiny "holes" in time and space that small objects fall through. thus you put say, your keys down, they fall through the hole and re- emerge at a later date. It is never big objects. nobody ever "looses" the car or washing machine ?
Some stuff never comes back because its just too small and light and so drifts in time and space so there a planet somewhere where it rains tiny little objects all day long! an you think you have problems!

:shock: peenut you scare me...
x x
No, it all makes sense to me………….. boink
I'm not bothered biggrin :D :D
Just want me fecking charger Back mad :x :x :x
Alex.
Look in the fridge, I often find the tv remote in there. redface
It'll turn up just after you no longer need it or bought a duplicate rolleyes
Quote by HannahnAlex
Not spooks, borrowers :shock:

well how do you find the little bliters we have no skirting boards at present replacing them all so they aint behind them rolleyes :roll: how can i tempt them out any suggestions :giggle: :giggle:
hannah
they seem to like phone chargers...........
bolt
Quote by HannahnAlex
Not spooks, borrowers :shock:

well how do you find the little bliters we have no skirting boards at present replacing them all so they aint behind them rolleyes :roll: how can i tempt them out any suggestions :giggle: :giggle:
hannah
they seem to like phone chargers...........
bolt
PMSL
:roll: :roll: :roll:
SO WHOS GOT OLD CHARGERS THEY DONT WANT .. NEED TO CATCH THE LITTLE FECKERS :taz: :taz: :taz:
HANNAH
I've got one you can use. If you use the plug end to entice them you can keep hold of the other and yank it when they 'bite' thus ensnaring them.
Rather than kill them I think the humane thing would be to put them through somebody elses letterbox. Shireens for example.
lol
Quote by Shireen_Mids
What phone is it Alex?? We have several different one's here that you can borrow :rascal:
I know what you mean though Hannah.... I have turned the house upside down looking for things only for them to turn up weeks later where you looked for it first :doh:
The latest one is daughters MP3 player.... Looked everywhere but cannot find it anywhere dunno

Its a Samsung 900 Shireen/Steve.
Wouldnt mind only got it on Thursday.... I'll kill him when i get hold of him..... redface surprisedops: :oops:
Errrmmm, if a ghost, might have a slight problem there.. biggrin :D :D
Alex.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: And I thought you lot were my friends :giggle:
Sorry Alex a Samsung charger is one that we dont have.... Will a Sony Ericsson fit?? dunno
bolt
Quote by peenut
Some stuff never comes back because its just too small and light and so drifts in time and space so there a planet somewhere where it rains tiny little objects all day long! an you think you have problems!

I bet them keysraining down can hurt lol
But i like this theory.
If that's what you give people that are your friends I am glad I am not your enemy :giggle:
Ooohhh I just had a thought :shock:
Will you and Alex be bringing them yourselves?? innocent :rascal:
Well in that case bring em round wink
I can always drop them off at Kiss's place afterwards :giggle: bolt
Oh ehllo.... Pot, kettle, black Dawn flipa :giggle:
Erm..... Not yet Hannah so dont tell her rotflmao
I will blame the fairies... That's what my kids do :giggle:
Fairy nuff ! lol
Quote by peenut
I have this therory..Its not ghosts but tiny "holes" in time and space that small objects fall through. thus you put say, your keys down, they fall through the hole and re- emerge at a later date. It is never big objects. nobody ever "looses" the car or washing machine ?
Some stuff never comes back because its just too small and light and so drifts in time and space so there a planet somewhere where it rains tiny little objects all day long! an you think you have problems!

Ohhh ive lost my car many times, the joy rideing car park goblins move it and have even been known to put it back in a diffrent car park or floor than that im sure i left it at redface
Luckily havent got car moving goblins at home yet as eldest has only just got her provisional :shock:
Nicky
I've logged in tonight to find a couple of my PMs marked as read when I've not logged on since first thing this morning. confused Thought... hmmm, online spooks. :? Anyway, passwords changed when sober this time! biggrin
Oh and why do the little critters hide my passport when I'm about to go to the airport with the taxi sat waiting outside the door while I panic, my car keys when I'm in a rush and my hairbrush when I need it most? :?
Quote by little gem
I've logged in tonight to find a couple of my PMs marked as read when I've not logged on since first thing this morning. confused Thought... hmmm, online spooks. :? Anyway, passwords changed when sober this time! biggrin
Oh and why do the little critters hide my passport when I'm about to go to the airport with the taxi sat waiting outside the door while I panic, my car keys when I'm in a rush and my hairbrush when I need it most? :?

of course normal people would have made sure they had their passport first of all
Quote by HannahnAlex
Oh ehllo.... Pot, kettle, black Dawn flipa :giggle:
Erm..... Not yet Hannah so dont tell her rotflmao

SHE WILL WHEN STUFF GOES MISSING :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
HANNAH
So that's where favourite earings went to this morning!!!!!
Bad girls! smackbottom
Well a lot of my stuff goes missing but i think it might be more a case of me chucking it in the bin than the little fairies. dunno Ive got a little thing about throwing things away by accident. redface
louise xx