Spooning!

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
Custard Creams? YUUMMM!! :P

Custard Creams for dunking?? That's just WRONG!! :shock:
I agree .. Custard creams are for splitting into two and using your tongue or teeth to scrape the cream off!
C x
Can anyone explain to me why I now have an image of Calistas thighs firmly implanted in my brain?

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Mac69
Dunking bourbons is good. Ginger crunch creams go well unless you get the one at the top of the packet with the invisible hairline fracture.

Bourbons are horrible, I'm so glad that there is a national shortage of them right now.
Due to the (Ginger Nuts were affected too!)

12 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
tea? what's that?

I think they had some at the Boston TEA Party, or should that be the Boston Tea Munch!!!!! :shock: wink

12 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Custard Creams? YUUMMM!! :P

Custard Creams for dunking?? That's just WRONG!! :shock:
I agree .. Custard creams are for splitting into two and using your tongue or teeth to scrape the cream off!
C x
Can anyone explain to me why I now have an image of Calistas thighs firmly implanted in my brain?

ROFLMAO .... I've heard my thighs described a few times but never as custard creams Marm's honey ..
C x

12 Apr 2005

*tries to stand up, but fails miserably as his knees have gone weak upon gazing at Calista's lovely legs*

12 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Bourbons are horrible, I'm so glad that there is a national shortage of them right now.
Due to the flood at the McVities factory in Carlise (Ginger Nuts were affected too!)

Are you trying to ruin my morning or what!! smackbottom

12 Apr 2005

Why bother with a spoon you softies
finding a spoon takes to long
get your fingers in it saves time
i know it may burn but at least there a chance you can salvage you tea

12 Apr 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Bourbons are horrible, I'm so glad that there is a national shortage of them right now.
Due to the flood at the McVities factory in Carlise (Ginger Nuts were affected too!)

Are you trying to ruin my morning or what!! smackbottom

The flood was back in January, so I don't know what the current situation is, but I would imagine it'll be sorted soon.
If anyone is about to go shopping check to see if McVities / United Biscuits Bourbons or Ginger Nuts are still in short supply.
Oh, there was also a back in October, did anyone notice the predicted short supply on that stuff around Christmas?
.

Jars of Branston Pickle were selling for as much as Â£16 on online auction site Ebay last night.

12 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Bourbons are horrible, I'm so glad that there is a national shortage of them right now.
Due to the flood at the McVities factory in Carlise (Ginger Nuts were affected too!)

Are you trying to ruin my morning or what!! smackbottom

The flood was back in January, so I don't know what the current situation is, but I would imagine it'll be sorted soon.
If anyone is about to go shopping check to see if McVities / United Biscuits Bourbons or Ginger Nuts are still in short supply.
Oh, there was also a back in October, did anyone notice the predicted short supply on that stuff around Christmas?
.

Jars of Branston Pickle were selling for as much as Â£16 on online auction site Ebay last night.

Chris? Get a life, love.
Or a girlfriend. lol

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
Chris? Get a life, love.
Or a girlfriend.

Whilst researching that post I came across the fact that Branston Pickle is an anagram of Torn Black Penis.
Hope that helps...
Chris
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.
PPS Is that an offer :shock:

12 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid

Chris? Get a life, love.
Or a girlfriend.

Whilst researching that post I came across the fact that Branston Pickle is an anagram of Torn Black Penis.
Hope that helps...
Chris
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.
PPS Is that an offer :shock:
Im with Vix on this, Chris, you just have too much time on your hands hun dunno

12 Apr 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl

Chris? Get a life, love.
Or a girlfriend.

Whilst researching that post I came across the fact that Branston Pickle is an anagram of Torn Black Penis.
Hope that helps...
Chris
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.
PPS Is that an offer :shock:
Im with Vix on this, Chris, you just have too much time on your hands hun dunno

I might just have much less very soon, in the next month or so I hope cool

12 Apr 2005

Quote by HungryP
tea? what's that?

I think they had some at the Boston TEA Party, or should that be the Boston Tea Munch!!!!! :shock: wink

How should I know bout that? I'm a New Yorker and we don't get invited to Boston Tea Munches!!!
now, if you kids could learn how to make a good cup of coffee...
(jaffa cakes are hands down the best biscuit-y cookie-cake thingy I have ever tasted. yumyum)

12 Apr 2005

i just carry on drinking my tea and wait for the goo at the end (maybe thats the story of my life)
as for the type of biscuit it has to be a malted milk

ockysweeties wrote:
tea? whats that?

just for your information it's something that helped us to build the largest empire in the world

12 Apr 2005

Quote by ellietvslut
i just carry on drinking my tea and wait for the goo at the end (maybe thats the story of my life)
as for the type of biscuit it has to be a malted milk

ockysweeties wrote:
tea? whats that?

just for your information it's something that helped us to build the largest empire in the world
Before we allowed those people with the iritating accent to keep it. Then what do they do? Move over here and get visas and stuff!

12 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
i just carry on drinking my tea and wait for the goo at the end (maybe thats the story of my life)
as for the type of biscuit it has to be a malted milk

ockysweeties wrote:
tea? whats that?

just for your information it's something that helped us to build the largest empire in the world
Before we allowed those people with the iritating accent to keep it. Then what do they do? Move over here and get visas and stuff!
a: you had an empire? NO!! I thought you only had the falklands....
b: I do NOT have an irritating accent OR a visa. I have a lovely certificate given to me by the Home Secretary stating that I am an official citizen. 'fraid you're stuck with me. pbbbbbbbt.

12 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
b: I do NOT have an irritating accent OR a visa. I have a lovely certificate given to me by the Home Secretary stating that I am an official citizen. 'fraid you're stuck with me. pbbbbbbbt.

Cool, now about the accent thing, I'll be the judge of whether or not it's irritating (to me at least). I'll let you know wink

Chris
PS. I'm sure you can't be too bad, seeing as you were born on an auspicious day!

12 Apr 2005

well i think on the whole dunking biscuit thing we all know who the expert is.......................PETER KAY! If you've seen any on his tour performances you'll know what I mean.
Oh and does any one remember when graham norton first came one tv and he introduced the nation to the joys of the orgasm biscuit! simple bite off the diagonal cornors of a penguin, dip it in and suck up the tea till you can start to taste it. The ram the whole ting into your mouth awwwwwwww the pleasure!! Defn reckon if you havent already you should give it a go!

12 Apr 2005

Quote by studentfun
Oh and does any one remember when graham norton first came one tv and he introduced the nation to the joys of the orgasm biscuit! simple bite off the diagonal cornors of a penguin, dip it in and suck up the tea till you can start to taste it. The ram the whole ting into your mouth awwwwwwww the pleasure!! Defn reckon if you havent already you should give it a go!

This is the same as I described above but it's better with Tim Tams

12 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
i just carry on drinking my tea and wait for the goo at the end (maybe thats the story of my life)
as for the type of biscuit it has to be a malted milk

ockysweeties wrote:
tea? whats that?

just for your information it's something that helped us to build the largest empire in the world
Before we allowed those people with the iritating accent to keep it. Then what do they do? Move over here and get visas and stuff!
a: you had an empire? NO!! I thought you only had the falklands....
b: I do NOT have an irritating accent OR a visa. I have a lovely certificate given to me by the Home Secretary stating that I am an official citizen. 'fraid you're stuck with me. pbbbbbbbt.
Don't fret. Ocky... it's not you he's dissin'.
My annoyingly-accented, Visa-bearing, husband appears to be too busy to peruse the forums, today, Chris.
It appears you could have got(ten) away with it.

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
Don't fret. Ocky... it's not you he's dissin'.
My annoyingly-accented, Visa-bearing, husband appears to be too busy to peruse the forums, today, Chris.
It appears you could have got(ten) away with it.

ah so sorry then vix, did not mean to assume someone else's dis was my own. wink

please give Reese my apologies, but if he ever needs back up, he's got another annoyingly-accented SH'r on his side.

12 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.

Nope, you just have no taste! wink

:twisted:
OK, whos nicked me biscuits.....Morbius?! You been stalking me again smackbottom

12 Apr 2005

Well, that just about takes te biscuit! This thread is still going... (But you already knew that, silly me!)
Listen, going back a bit to the Garibaldis - how do tjhey get the flies to lie still long enough to be coated with the, er, whatever a raw biscuit is made of?

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Mac69
Well, that just about takes te biscuit! This thread is still going... (But you already knew that, silly me!)
Listen, going back a bit to the Garibaldis - how do tjhey get the flies to lie still long enough to be coated with the, er, whatever a raw biscuit is made of?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

12 Apr 2005

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Wot? Its true! Sort of A man in a pub told me. Well, a feind of my brother's wife's uncles dad anyway.
And yes, I know!

13 Apr 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.

Nope, you just have no taste! wink

:twisted:
OK, whos nicked me biscuits.....Morbius?! You been stalking me again smackbottom

Me??????? Stalk?????
Now why would i need to do that, after all MrGenHertCpl said i could hire you for Â£50p/hr so I dont need to stalk, just save up for a while. ;)
Gonna need at least a 4 hour hire........ have soooo much cooking/cleaning/washing i need doing ;) hehe :twisted:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by morbiusUK
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.

Nope, you just have no taste! wink

:twisted:
OK, whos nicked me biscuits.....Morbius?! You been stalking me again smackbottom

Me??????? Stalk?????
Now why would i need to do that, after all MrGenHertCpl said i could hire you for Â£50p/hr so I dont need to stalk, just save up for a while. ;)
Gonna need at least a 4 hour hire........ have soooo much cooking/cleaning/washing i need doing ;) hehe :twisted:
Â£50 FLAMING QUID....is that all im worth! :crazy: :fuckinghell: MrGHC is soooooooooooooo in trouble now :smackbottom:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.

Nope, you just have no taste! wink

:twisted:
OK, whos nicked me biscuits.....Morbius?! You been stalking me again smackbottom

Me??????? Stalk?????
Now why would i need to do that, after all MrGenHertCpl said i could hire you for Â£50p/hr so I dont need to stalk, just save up for a while. ;)
Gonna need at least a 4 hour hire........ have soooo much cooking/cleaning/washing i need doing ;) hehe :twisted:
Â£50 FLAMING QUID....is that all im worth! :crazy: :fuckinghell: MrGHC is soooooooooooooo in trouble now :smackbottom:
So now isnt the time to tell you that MrGHC offered Â£500 for Calista then??? dunno

13 Apr 2005

WHAT???
:fuckinghell: :huh:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
WHAT???
:fuckinghell: :huh:

You could always make your own offer....... we both know what Calista is like ;)