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Spotting a swinger in Tesco...
Quote by Manolishi
OMG OMG
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
err... I only shop at sainsbury's cos I'm trying to pull Jamie Oliver! (that and It's the closest in biking distance to us)
and I do the rest of my shopping at Tesco's - but online like a true snob. But I am usually nekkid when I'm doing it... does that count for anything?
xxx
mmmmmm
So where do I put the label then?
The pin might prick you
Okidokes - I have it - a sticky instead
Posh naked swinger who dont like carrying shopping home
Nah - not much of a label that - I need to use less words, run out of room on the sticky
Posh naked shopping
Will that do?
Sounds like a great TV show
oooh I'm IN!!! lets pitch it to someone...
Quote by rachel-lane
However easy or difficult it is to spot swingers, you cant spit 5 feet without spotting a chav.... (note to any chavs that might be reading this, no offence)
do you shop in the same tescos i shop in ?? chav central .. :lol:
I live in Bristol, home of the Vicky Pollards... 9yr old single parent's with 6 kids....
Quote by Benji Barnicals
However easy or difficult it is to spot swingers, you cant spit 5 feet without spotting a chav.... (note to any chavs that might be reading this, no offence)
do you shop in the same tescos i shop in ?? chav central .. :lol:
I live in Bristol, home of the Vicky Pollards... 9yr old single parent's with 6 kids....
same all over then FOOOK were being taken over by chavs :shock:
there like rats . do you think we could be allowed to shoot the little cunts if they start to take over lol :twisted: just an idea :lol: Quote by rachel-lane
However easy or difficult it is to spot swingers, you cant spit 5 feet without spotting a chav.... (note to any chavs that might be reading this, no offence)
do you shop in the same tescos i shop in ?? chav central .. :lol:
I live in Bristol, home of the Vicky Pollards... 9yr old single parent's with 6 kids....
same all over then FOOOK were being taken over by chavs :shock:
there like rats . do you think we could be allowed to shoot the little cunts if they start to take over lol :twisted: just an idea :lol:you are just an evil lady
:twisted:
Quote by rachel-lane
However easy or difficult it is to spot swingers, you cant spit 5 feet without spotting a chav.... (note to any chavs that might be reading this, no offence)
do you shop in the same tescos i shop in ?? chav central .. :lol:
I live in Bristol, home of the Vicky Pollards... 9yr old single parent's with 6 kids....
same all over then FOOOK were being taken over by chavs :shock:
there like rats . do you think we could be allowed to shoot the little cunts if they start to take over lol :twisted: just an idea :lol:Drop a fiver down a drain, that'll keep 'em occupied for months...
Quote by Benji Barnicals
However easy or difficult it is to spot swingers, you cant spit 5 feet without spotting a chav.... (note to any chavs that might be reading this, no offence)
do you shop in the same tescos i shop in ?? chav central .. :lol:
I live in Bristol, home of the Vicky Pollards... 9yr old single parent's with 6 kids....
same all over then FOOOK were being taken over by chavs :shock:
there like rats . do you think we could be allowed to shoot the little cunts if they start to take over lol :twisted: just an idea :lol:Drop a fiver down a drain, that'll keep 'em occupied for months...
you havent mention the word
sausage all night
are you feeling ok
:twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
However easy or difficult it is to spot swingers, you cant spit 5 feet without spotting a chav.... (note to any chavs that might be reading this, no offence)
do you shop in the same tescos i shop in ?? chav central .. :lol:
I live in Bristol, home of the Vicky Pollards... 9yr old single parent's with 6 kids....
same all over then FOOOK were being taken over by chavs :shock:
there like rats . do you think we could be allowed to shoot the little cunts if they start to take over lol :twisted: just an idea :lol:Drop a fiver down a drain, that'll keep 'em occupied for months...
you havent mention the word
sausage all night
are you feeling ok
:twisted:
hobnob.... so there, nah!
hiya
i was in safe way near us and a guy i didnt know said hi jo
lee and i looked at each other and said whos that ?
then this guy came over and said its xxxxxx off the net
ive seen your pics on there
every time we go out now we think mmmmmmmmmm i wonder whos been perving at our pics lol
it was funny but still not met this guy yet cause of being busy
thanks jo x
i was in safe way near us and a guy i didnt know said hi jo
lee and i looked at each other and said whos that ?
then this guy came over and said its xxxxxx off the net
ive seen your pics on there
every time we go out now we think mmmmmmmmmm i wonder whos been perving at our pics lol
it was funny but still not met this guy yet cause of being busy
thanks jo x
well i work in asda!
erm.......but to be honest the sort of people that come into my asda would scare me if they were swingers.u get to see all sorts of different people.
and if i dont have the balls to ask.................................. i can wish.
i dont think personally couples have a "look" about anybody for that matter.
erm.......but to be honest the sort of people that come into my asda would scare me if they were swingers.u get to see all sorts of different people.
and if i dont have the balls to ask.................................. i can wish.
i dont think personally couples have a "look" about anybody for that matter.
Quote by Red(RHG)
Knowing our luck they all use iceland!!!
eeeewwww tacky
Far classier than Farmfoods :?
Won't find ya in poundland then Rache?
Best ever question in poundland - 'How much is this?'
Cathy x
leicester is famous for pound shops. ive only ever been in one once and the guy behind the counter wouldnt serve me ffs, all i wanted to do was nip in and buy the till but he wouldnt sell it, so i nicked it instead
Quote by Tool
Not sure if this has been asked before, but I've been thinking about whether anyone has ever guessed correctly that a stranger was a swinger and approached them about it.
Sometimes I've been out shopping and seen a couple whose appearance and manner make me think they look 'up for it' but I've never known what I would 'do' about finding out.
I just wondered if anyone has gone further...thinking someone looked a ' likely couple' and initiated a conversation, found out they were right and it led to something...
Why not wear a Swinging Heaven badge. ?
:lol: :lol: 
Quote by Manolishi
OMG OMG
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
err... I only shop at sainsbury's cos I'm trying to pull Jamie Oliver! (that and It's the closest in biking distance to us)
and I do the rest of my shopping at Tesco's - but online like a true snob. But I am usually nekkid when I'm doing it... does that count for anything?
xxx
mmmmmm
So where do I put the label then?
The pin might prick you
Okidokes - I have it - a sticky instead
Posh naked swinger who dont like carrying shopping home
Nah - not much of a label that - I need to use less words, run out of room on the sticky
Posh naked shopping
Will that do?
Sounds like a great TV show
Could be like Supermarket Sweep but with nudity. Wouldn't want Dale Winton to present it though :scared: :scared: :scared:
I lived in leicester for a few years, didn't see it as Chav central, but it's full of pound shops and cheap shops, and bloody students
Sex God
Quote by rachel-lane
ive been in tescos many a time, and wifey is bending down to pick up the persil. the hubby is looking at me like yea!! you fuckin know. and i give a look back that says yea !! you fuckin wish
*makes mental note to stop eyeing up women while shopping.*
One of the few things the government can't tax and some bugger still spoils it.
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Infact, come to think of it, my local Tesco's has had loads of swingers in it. Sarge even shopped for underwear there once :shock: :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:? :? I thought Judy was Sarges sole supplier of underwear. 
Quote by ockysweeties
and I do the rest of my shopping at Tesco's - but online like a true snob. But I am usually nekkid when I'm doing it... does that count for anything?
xxx
*Starts to hunt through the cyber Tescos to see if he can catch a glimps of Miss Ocky shopping in the buff*
hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I had a bit of a shock when i saw this thread title as i work in a branch of Tesco, so i couldn't pass up replying could i?.
I see so many people coming in and out of the store and a percentage of them have got to be sexual deviants!!!!! Especially some of the MILFs and regular customers!!!! If any of you shop at Tesco in Mold, drop me a line and maybe i'll see if i was right!! And i know for sure that some of the staff are dirty as buggery too!!! :censored:
I see so many people coming in and out of the store and a percentage of them have got to be sexual deviants!!!!! Especially some of the MILFs and regular customers!!!! If any of you shop at Tesco in Mold, drop me a line and maybe i'll see if i was right!! And i know for sure that some of the staff are dirty as buggery too!!! :censored:
Sex God
Well darling hubby, embarrassed me on Saturday but shouting out "Oh, we've just had a text from XXXXXXXXXXXXX (unusual name) from Swinging Heaven"
Shout louder dear, dont think the Highlands of Scotland quite heard you :giggle:
Shout louder dear, dont think the Highlands of Scotland quite heard you :giggle: 
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Why not wear a Swinging Heaven badge. ?
We have a Swinging Heaven badge ?????????????
Where can I get one.
What a marvellous idea
Oii
You behave
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: 