Not sure if this has been asked before, but I've been thinking about whether anyone has ever guessed correctly that a stranger was a swinger and approached them about it.
Sometimes I've been out shopping and seen a couple whose appearance and manner make me think they look 'up for it' but I've never known what I would 'do' about finding out.
I just wondered if anyone has gone further...thinking someone looked a ' likely couple' and initiated a conversation, found out they were right and it led to something...
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Spotting a swinger in Tesco...
Sex God
I think that sometimes you can guess if certain people are swingers, their behaviour towards each other etc. Often wanted to go up to a couple and give them a card advertising one of the clubs. Never been brave enough to do it tho.
John & Shel
John & Shel
Sex God
Err, well................... :shock: :shock:
I've only approached a couple once like that but I get approached a lot by guys in laybys.
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Um............might have something to do with being naked and with the curtains open and the lights on in my truck and........... :censored:
I think you should just strike up a friendly conversation with them and see where it goes from there.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, think I'll start shopping at Tesco
:wink:
I've only approached a couple once like that but I get approached a lot by guys in laybys.
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Um............might have something to do with being naked and with the curtains open and the lights on in my truck and........... :censored:
I think you should just strike up a friendly conversation with them and see where it goes from there.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, think I'll start shopping at Tesco
:wink: Quote by skegnessswingers
Well we have on a few occasions seen people in Tesco's ( or other retail emporia of your choice... ) and been able to tell they were swingers... but that was more the "Had them!" effect....lol
As for believing strangers to be "Up for it" .... if you ever do decide to go and ask, may we suggest you be in the common practice of carrying a selection of bandages and plasters? lol
Maybe not the best phrase to use!
No, I meant sometimes you see a wife buying bags of potatoes in high-heels, leather mini and a top with her tits falling out and you think to yourself "Hmmm, I wonder".
Funny this subject should come up..............
Not so long ago I was in Tesco's when who should I spot but Will and Sappho. They were out buying booze for one of our parties.
Infact, come to think of it, my local Tesco's has had loads of swingers in it. Sarge even shopped for underwear there once :shock: :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Not so long ago I was in Tesco's when who should I spot but Will and Sappho. They were out buying booze for one of our parties.
Infact, come to think of it, my local Tesco's has had loads of swingers in it. Sarge even shopped for underwear there once :shock: :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sex God
Quote by rachel-lane
ive been in tescos many a time, and wifey is bending down to pick up the persil. the hubby is looking at me like yea!! you fuckin know. and i give a look back that says yea !! you fuckin wish
He hee! Ya bugger Rache!!
:wink: 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :grin: :rascal:
:twisted: :twisted:
Orgasminator
No, I meant sometimes you see a wife buying bags of potatoes in high-heels, leather mini and a top with her tits falling out and you think to yourself "Hmmm, I wonder".
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You could soooo easily be talking about one of the mums that go to my kids' school
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You could soooo easily be talking about one of the mums that go to my kids' school
Sex God
Quote by Eagerslut9
Err, well................... :shock: :shock:
I've only approached a couple once like that but I get approached a lot by guys in laybys.
Um............might have something to do with being naked and with the curtains open and the lights on in my truck and........... :censored:
I think you should just strike up a friendly conversation with them and see where it goes from there.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, think I'll start shopping at Tesco
Not naked I hope Eager, otherwise you'd end up with more than Frozen peas.
John
:)
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Funny this subject should come up..............
Not so long ago I was in Tesco's when who should I spot but Will and Sappho. They were out buying booze for one of our parties.
Infact, come to think of it, my local Tesco's has had loads of swingers in it. Sarge even shopped for underwear there once :shock: :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Ere Wilma I think I picked up some goodies whilst at this particular Tescos. :twisted:
Jeeze Sarge must off been hiding :shock:
Sex God
No, but met a cpl at a munch last week and just know i know them from somewhere! 
They even said the same thing. I thought maybe we had seen them at another munch, but no, this was their first one! 
Still racking my brains here........... :shock:
They even said the same thing. I thought maybe we had seen them at another munch, but no, this was their first one! Still racking my brains here........... :shock:
Quote by Kit
:shock: do swingers always shop as couples then:? :? :?
No way would I trawl round the aisles in Tesco's with Kat in tow
No! But spotting that a single girl 'must be a swinger' must be nigh on impossible. When you get frigid girls who dress like tarts...it can be very dangerous.
Sexpert
knowing my luck...just as i approached any tesco couple a teenager would hurtle down the aisle and do a handbrake turn!!!
Orgasminator
:fuckinghell: you did not just say that just because a female dresses a certain way that "she's up for it" ..... did you
Or was it more... you can't be a swinger.... you don't dress right more type of thing???
Or was it more... you can't be a swinger.... you don't dress right more type of thing???
Quote by redstilletto
tool that piccy is feckin scary
ewwwwwwww
oh yeah spot a swinger in tesco
there the ones strokeing the cucmbers .......have a certain twinkle in their eyes
and stocking up on
bics/veet/squirty cream/stockings/and loadsa booze
hijack hijack sorry
Quote by tattyxpx
:fuckinghell: you did not just say that just because a female dresses a certain way that "she's up for it" ..... did you
Or was it more... you can't be a swinger.... you don't dress right more type of thing???
I don't think I meant either!
I just meant that it's risky enough approaching a couple, but approaching a single female could be disasterous.
I was just talking about hunches and assumptions...
Quote by rachel-lane
tool that piccy is feckin scary
ewwwwwwww
oh yeah spot a swinger in tesco
there the ones strokeing the cucmbers .......have a certain twinkle in their eyes
and stocking up on
bics/veet/squirty cream/stockings/and loadsa booze
hijack hijack sorry
:laughabove: buggered that one up eh
Quote by Tool
:shock: do swingers always shop as couples then
No way would I trawl round the aisles in Tesco's with Kat in tow
No! But spotting that a single girl 'must be a swinger' must be nigh on impossible. When you get frigid girls who dress like tarts...it can be very dangerous.
:roll: :roll: :roll: bless, I can see some fun beginning here :twisted:
Quote by rachel-lane
tool that piccy is feckin scary
ewwwwwwww
oh yeah spot a swinger in tesco
there the ones strokeing the cucmbers .......have a certain twinkle in their eyes
and stocking up on
bics/veet/squirty cream/stockings/and loadsa booze
hijack hijack sorry
:laughabove: buggered that one up eh
yeah you did ya silly sod put the gin bottle down and
back away sweet lips
rachel im hurt
you did nt like my picture
before
i combed me hair and everythin
and slapped on me lippy
(worked a treat though all the one liner
do you fancy a shag pm's stopped )
oh god no im not hijacking
its rachels fault
Quote by Eagerslut9
ive been in tescos many a time, and wifey is bending down to pick up the persil. the hubby is looking at me like yea!! you fuckin know. and i give a look back that says yea !! you fuckin wish
He hee! Ya bugger Rache!!
:wink: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :grin: :rascal:
:twisted: :twisted:
balls to all that slut lol. im looking to get cheesy tear off bread knocked down to a quid. i dont need married men doing me head in lol although i do pass them a few times between dog food and runner beans lmao
OMG OMG
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
Ohhhh nooooooooo - labels again - what am I thinking!
Dash back in
:bolt:
What about those stores with a chemist
Just watch who buys the condoms at a supermarket - never seen a guy buy them there yet
going now
:bolt:
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
Ohhhh nooooooooo - labels again - what am I thinking!
Dash back in
:bolt:
What about those stores with a chemist
Just watch who buys the condoms at a supermarket - never seen a guy buy them there yet
going now
:bolt:
Quote by Manolishi
OMG OMG
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
err... I only shop at sainsbury's cos I'm trying to pull Jamie Oliver! (that and It's the closest in biking distance to us)
and I do the rest of my shopping at Tesco's - but online like a true snob. But I am usually nekkid when I'm doing it... does that count for anything?
xxx
Quote by ockysweeties
OMG OMG
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
err... I only shop at sainsbury's cos I'm trying to pull Jamie Oliver! (that and It's the closest in biking distance to us)
and I do the rest of my shopping at Tesco's - but online like a true snob. But I am usually nekkid when I'm doing it... does that count for anything?
xxx
mmmmmm
So where do I put the label then?
The pin might prick you
Okidokes - I have it - a sticky instead
Posh naked swinger who dont like carrying shopping home
Nah - not much of a label that - I need to use less words, run out of room on the sticky
Posh naked shopping
Will that do?
Sounds like a great TV show
