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Unknown User
i was relaxing in a gentlemans way the other week when i shot so hard(fantasising about stockinged ladies)tha tit went in to my eye and was sore for do you ladies cope with it especially if you like bukkake!
Unknown User
duck :shock:
blueandpink
Sex God
I take a builders helmet with face shield, usually does the trick :shock:
pink x
Unknown User
Quote by blueandpink
I take a builders helmet with face shield, usually does the trick :shock:
pink x
i'm a welders face shield man myself,complete with gauntlets!
Unknown User
Quote by 36openminded
This might help:

is that from your private collection there hun? wink
36openminded
Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
This might help:

is that from your private collection there hun? wink
Nope - it's LondonPlaything's, I was just cleaning it for him. :shock:
Unknown User
I was with a couple and was happily watching a woman on her knees giving oral to her bf when he asked me if I wanted to use my hand to bring him to orgasm over her face.
Anyway it turns out that my 'aim' wasn't so good because his cum went right in her eye. What made it worse was she wore contact lenses and hadn't brought any cleaning solution with her.
Lissa
Sex God
Spunk in the eye is a major pain. I had it happen to me at a Bukkake night and it took bloody ages to get it all out rolleyes
Now I just warn people.........'get it in my eye.............you die!' biggrin
Sarah
Sex God
I agree it stings like hell.............................
Guys you all need a better aim........................... lol
In fact somewhere there are some diagrams
Unknown User
Up the nose at that speed makes your eyes sting too :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Juniper_couple
Up the nose at that speed makes your eyes sting too :shock:

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Unknown User
:shock: Its True !!!!! Thought i was drowning when Mr J did that - now, i always have control of the hose....... rotflmao
swing_fun_cpl
Casanova
:laughabove: :thumbup:
(must remember that in future)
mazandden
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I agree it stings like hell.............................
Guys you all need a better aim........................... lol
In fact somewhere there are some diagrams

No matter where den aims - it will end up in my eye, and always the right one- seriously, it's a long standing joke mow about getting in my eye-
i.e the other night, he had tied me up with two blindfolds over my eyes (and there might just have been someone helping him aim) and he STILL managed to get my eye!
Doh!
I doubt it masks or goggles would work any better... it'd still find its way there!
m xx
Unknown User
it's quite good for the skin tho.. reputed to have moisturising properties (not speaking from experience of course! :shock: ) not sure about it lubricating the eye region....
Toshuk
Master of Sex
Just like elementary gun safety. If it hasn't gone off yet, don't look down the barrel.
Unknown User
Quote by jaymar
it's quite good for the skin tho.. reputed to have moisturising properties (not speaking from experience of course! :shock: ) not sure about it lubricating the eye region....

I bet you believe it when they say if you gargle it gets rid of a sore throat too rolleyes
:giggle:
Unknown User
catch it in yourmouth rolleyes :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
it's quite good for the skin tho.. reputed to have moisturising properties (not speaking from experience of course! :shock: ) not sure about it lubricating the eye region....

I bet you believe it when they say if you gargle it gets rid of a sore throat too rolleyes
:giggle:
does it not????????????????? sad damn i've wasted years on the stuff then! wink
Unknown User
Quote by jaymar
it's quite good for the skin tho.. reputed to have moisturising properties (not speaking from experience of course! :shock: ) not sure about it lubricating the eye region....

I bet you believe it when they say if you gargle it gets rid of a sore throat too rolleyes
:giggle:
does it not????????????????? sad damn i've wasted years on the stuff then! wink
Some girls never learn :roll:
I've never got it in my eyes as I tend to shut them at the time of explosion anyway though many have been warned 'get that stuff in my hair and you die'!
:giggle:
Argt05
Casanova
Quote by Sassy-Seren
it's quite good for the skin tho.. reputed to have moisturising properties (not speaking from experience of course! :shock: ) not sure about it lubricating the eye region....

I bet you believe it when they say if you gargle it gets rid of a sore throat too rolleyes
:giggle:
does it not????????????????? sad damn i've wasted years on the stuff then! wink
Some girls never learn :roll:
I've never got it in my eyes as I tend to shut them at the time of explosion anyway though many have been warned 'get that stuff in my hair and you die'!
:giggle:
I knew a girl a while back who was waking up in the morning sometimes and her hair was all tangled and stuck together.
Turned out her fella was having a Ham Shank in the night a shootin at her head!
How fuppin funny is that. Nearly pissed my pants when she told us.
And before you ask? a, it really wasn't me.
b, she went mental on him not because of the hair thing but because he was doing it whilst she slept, depriving her of the show!
biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
it's quite good for the skin tho.. reputed to have moisturising properties (not speaking from experience of course! :shock: ) not sure about it lubricating the eye region....

I bet you believe it when they say if you gargle it gets rid of a sore throat too rolleyes
:giggle:
does it not????????????????? sad damn i've wasted years on the stuff then! wink
Some girls never learn :roll:
I've never got it in my eyes as I tend to shut them at the time of explosion anyway though many have been warned 'get that stuff in my hair and you die'!
:giggle:
lol and if you have black bed covers.... you end up with a marble effect! :lol:
fiftyfun
Warming the Bed
my wife got it in her eye once and it was really hurting later so she phoned NHS direct for advice. she explained what happened and they told her to get in a cold shower and look up into the spray to wash it out. ......AND SHE ACTUALLY DID IT heh heh
Tool
Sexlightened
Quote by jaymar
it's quite good for the skin tho.. reputed to have moisturising properties (not speaking from experience of course! :shock: ) not sure about it lubricating the eye region....

This was a regular joke that Frank Skinner used to do in his early stand-up days, about spitting and swallowing. He said swallowing improves your complexion.
He'd tease some straight-laced girl in the crowd and say she obviously swallowed because her complexion was so good.
MikeNorth
Sex God
Ah, I remember fondly the esteemed regular SH member here who had a slightly different problem! Step forward...ah, 'ear she is:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31357.html
lol :lol: